Hellooo Internet Inhabitants!!! My name is Aria. Allow me to tell you a few things about myself.

1) I am a dumbass.

2) I cuss. A lot. Constantly.

3) I am the human embodiment of a Shorgi (Thats half Shiba Inu, half Corgi).

4) I sexually identify as an Eggo Toaster Waffle.

5) Number 4 is a lie. I am Pansexual, tho.

6) Whenever I hear the word "spatula", I burst out laughing. Its a long story that I'll tell you one day.

I am in several fandoms. I'll list them for you.

Books/ Movies and Tv Shows inspired by books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, Divergent, Cinder, Twilight (pls dont judge), Fifty Shades (pls dont judge), Game Of Thrones/ A Song Of Ice And Fire

Anime/Manga: Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin, Black Butler, Ouran High School Host Club, Rosario Vampire, Soul Eater, Bleach, Sword Art Online, Code Geass, Blue Exorcist, SUICIDE ISLAND (rlly gr8 manga. 10/10 recommend)

American Cartoons: Avatar: The Last Airbender/Avatar: Legend of Korra (didn't know where to categorize this), Gravity Falls, Steven Universe. (Im not sure how i stand on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Its a good show, dont get me wrong, but the fandom is cringeworthy.)

Video Games: Five Nights At Freddy's (again, cringy fandom), Minecraft (dont get me started on the cringiness of this fandom), The Super Mario Bros. Franchise

Tv Shows: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory (Hate the other fandom members tho), Pretty Little Liars, Parks and Rec, The Office, Scorpion, Arrow, Gotham

Youtubers: Danisnotonfire/Dan Howell, AmazingPhil/Phil Lester, Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, Jenna Marbles, PewDiePie/Felix Kjellberg, CutiePieMarzia/Marzia Bisognign, Hannah Hart, Grace Helbig, Joey Graceffa, Shane Dawson, Smosh, MyDigitalEscape, Mirandasings/Colleen Evans, O2L (riperoni in pepperoni), and I caNT FUCKING STAND THE MAGCON BOYS (Hayes Grier is okay tho.)

Bandoms. Take a seat because this one is by far the longest.: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the Disco, Twenty One Pilots, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, All Time Low, Of Mice And Men, Falling In Reverse, Black Veil Brides, Mayday Parade, A Day To Remember, Linkin Park, Bring Me The Horizon, Crown The Empire, Asking Alexandria, We Came As Romans, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Neighbourhood, Secondhand Serenade, Paramore, James Bay, Halsey, Green Day, Escape The Fate, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, blink-182, and The Spice Girls.

Other fandoms include Homestuck, Disney, and That One Particular Blade Of Grass In My Front Lawn.

Here are some inspirational quotes to help lighten up your day.

"I am not a bitch, I am THEbitch, AND IT IS MS. BITCH TO YOU!!" - Renee Allen, whom i met in a mental hospital.

"If youre hungry, then eat. If youre tired, then sleep. But if youre a lamppost... Wait, where was i going with this." - Terry Miller, who sits in front of me in chemistry.

"I'm going to go jump off a bridge now." Me, whenever I'm in an awkward situation.