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Name: Natalie (my whole name has a total of 23 letters. It's a b*tch to sign ヽ(#Д)ノ )

Age: Not that you really need to know that, being you're a stranger and all, but I'll tell you that I am legally an adult

Personality: Lazy, not easily motivated, clinically depressed... wow I'm kinda sad xD

Favorite colors: ALL OF THEM, except that awkward baby diarrhea/barf color, though I've seen some people who can pull it off.

Common sayings: That's not very nice, that's what he/she said, what?, I can't hear you, okay, is that so... the list goes on and on xD

Favorite Animes: One Piece, Kodocha, Kuragehime, Dennou Coil, 2x2 Shinobuden, Gokusen, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Skip Beat, I'll name more as I remember them, I have quite a few because I watch a buttload of anime.

Favorite Dramas: Gokusen, Creating Destiny, Why Why Love, Devil Beside You, that's all I can remember for now.

Favorite TV Shows: I don't really watch a lot of American television, but some of my favorites are: Duck Dynasty, Say Yes to the Dress, House Hunters International, Something Borrowed, Law and Order SVU, NCIS, Courage the Cowardly Dog Show, Spongebob, Tom and Jerry, My Little Pony FIM, Toddlers and Tiaras, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Failosophy, Teen Mom, Teen Mom 2, Holmes Homes, I can't think of anymore at this moment in time.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Not unless my cat Buford counts

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

I don't think I hate anyone, though I have loathed people with every fiber of my being before C:

3) How many houses have you lived in?

Houses...? Two, but I've lived in countless apartments

4) Favorite candy bar?

Crunch Bars

5) Favorite shoes?

Vans and Flats

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Yes, though I'm the one get's tripped more often than not, though I mostly trip over nothing... OTL

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Nope, though I used to own multiple of her Caset Tapes

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Yup, I threw up on the public bus once when I was younger while on an outing with my Nanny.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.


Finally getting my licence

12) Favorite genre of music?

I like pretty much everything with the exception of most country songs. The people in my life find it very odd that I find death metal incredibly soothing xD

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Libra

14) What time were you born?

I believe 9:45 at night

15) Do you like beer?

I hate the taste of beer, t'is gross

16) Ever made a prank call?

Yeah, but I was never really very good at it.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

I actually don't think I own any music CD's anymore. though I do have an audio book copy of 101 Dalmatians

18) Are you sarcastic?

Oh, totally.

19) What are your favourite colours?

I like all colors except those listed above, though my top favorites would have to be neon colors

20) How many watches do you own?

Why would I need a watch when I have a cell phone? Though I really want a rose gold watch by Marc Jacobs, but I don't have 200 dollars sadly.

21) Summer or winter?

I live in the desert so both seasons suck booty, but I'd have to say summer.

23) Favorite color to wear?


It doesn't really matter, as long as it's cute I'll wear it.

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

That's a hard one because I like both...

25) What color is your mobile phone?

My phone is purple. It's the HTC Rhyme

26) Where is your second home?

I would have to say my friend Amanda's house, though I don't really like going over there I just don't really hang out with anyone besides her xD Though it used to be my friend Libby's house or The Blonde Beagle here on ff.

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

I'm pretty sure I have, but never for a serious reason, I'm pretty sure it was a play slap.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Nope, my dad thinks it's a miracle because I practice horrible dental hygiene.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

One, it's clamped onto my desk... or rather my table that functions as a desk.

30) How many video games do you own?

Quite a few, my favorite being Sims 3, Harvest Moon: A New Beginning and Dead or Alive Dimensions

31) What was your first pet?

According to my dad, my firs pet was a female cat that I named Eemi Umi xD That was the name of my imaginary friend when I was little.

32) Ever had braces?

No, but I want them

33) Do looks matter?

Yes and no, but personality is way more important

34) Do you use chapstick?

Chapstick sucks booty, I prefer Carmex

35) Name 3 teachers from your Secondary school.

Secondary school? That's middle school right? Mrs. Espinosa, Mrs. Weatherspoon, Mr. Reed

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

I prefer to shop at second hand clothing stores such as Goodwill or thriftstores

37) Are you too forgiving?

I'm not sure, I think it depends on the person and the situation

38) How many children do you want?

I want two, preferably twins so I don't have to do the labor thing more than once xD

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

I did once upon a time, but I lost it.

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

The generic brand of Raisin Bran with granola chunks in it from Fry's Grocery Store

41) Do you own a gun?

My dad owns seven, and I believe I own a rifle.

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Nope

43) When was the last time you cried?

Hm... I'm a crybaby but I haven't cried lately that I can remember, which surprises me

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

I believe I was building a world in Sims 3 Create a World Tool

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Neither?

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

Yeah, in second grade

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Nope

48) Nicknames?

Nat, Momo, Nats and Nafalie

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

I don't believe so

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Nope.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Nope

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

My bffl Libby

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

Nope, but my friend's sister's nickname is Bo

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

No but I used to own a really cool dragon ring that my grandmother used as her wedding ring. It had sapphires for eyes, but I lost it

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Not particularly, but I don't have the motivation to change it, being clinically depressed and all

57) Do you dye your hair?

Occasionally, but I haven't dyed it in a really long time. I believe it's been almost two years.

58) Does anyone like you?

Not in a romantic way, but I like to believe that people like me

59) What year were you born?

1993

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

I believe I was cracking my head open... or cutting myself with a box cutter xD

I had a lot of accidents in 1994

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

No, but I used to

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

I like both

63) Do you like yourself?

... That's a hard question for me to answer, not because I don't know the answer but because it's really personal. But, no I do not.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Definitely my Dad

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Muscular backs

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Yes, but ironically I can only sleep in complete darkness

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

No, but I used to eat paper

68) Do you own a webcam?

No

69) Have you ever stripped?

Yup, not for like an establishment but in front of friends yeah xD

70) Ever broke a bone?


No but I've cracked my head open

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

Nope, I don't do instant messaging... mostly because I wasn't allowed to and well now... I don't really have anyone to talk to

73) Pringles or Lays?

Ruffles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I don't think I have... my love life is sorely lacking

75) Rugrats or Doug?

I like both, but Rugrats are better C:

6) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Full House!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

... my high school guidance counselor was... kind of useless, but she was nice, to me at least. A lot of people hated her.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

All the damn time, but I kinda ignore it now

80) Do you own a car?

Not quite

81) Can you cook?

I can, but I choose not to. In my opinion, food tastes so much better when someone else makes it

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Racists

2. People who don't believe in equality

3. ... hm having nothing to do

83) Do you text message often?

Not really, I don't have a lot of friends to text

84) Money or love?

Normally I would say love, but at this point in my life, everything seems to revolve around money. So, I'd say money

85) Do you have any scars?

Tons, though I don't know where a majority of them came from. I do have two scars on my right wrist that look like I cut myself. One is from a nail and the other is from my Dad's finger nail cutting me.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To have my CNA certificate and a job so I can support myself and move back to SD

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

I have nightmares for months, but on occasion I find one that I really want to see even if I know I'm gonna pee my pants.

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Big red

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Doesn't everybody?

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

I don't even know what those are, so no.

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Nope, I used to but I left them at my moms house when I moved.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My dad before he went to bed

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

My dad

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Probably my dad

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

Liberty, and before that my dad xD (notice a trend here? xD)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

Hm... some guy at the cc I went to that reminded me of my high school crush

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

Nobody, but Libby was the last person who texted me.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

My dad, surprise surprise xD

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
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I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
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I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
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I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Hardly but still have some Native American blood D)
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I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
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I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
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I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
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I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
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I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
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I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
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I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
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I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
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I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Oh! and I also have a problem with abuse... comma abuse xD So please excuse me if I tend to over use or incorrectly use them. I tend to use them when I intend for there to be a pause, but as my English professors have told me, that is more often than not the wrong way to use them.

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