I'm an Aussie bloke who has decided to slow down on the gym and running to try my hand at story writing, so please, forgive me if my attempts at a decent story are terrible.

I'm half Irish, although after hearing my voice, most people think I'm either Canadian or American. I'm the only one in my family who sounds like this so its really wierd.

My favourite books to read are the Skulduggery Pleasant series and Inheritance cycle, so my interest in story writing might just be my attempt at cannibalising the story line to my own ends.

Also, as for my nickname, what happens at parties, stays at parties. Although it should be pretty obvious how i got it.