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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry...

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies).

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES

Say the words out loud.

1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone...No Pah King

12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah

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If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have been called insane more than once, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you you think real vampires don't glitter add this to your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile. ARRR!!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever "wished the goblins would come and take you away right now", copy this into your profile!

THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element, aven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, Rawr I'm Gonna Eat You, Missyserena214, yinyanglover, krakengirl, crying-blood666, MissWhiteandNerdy, Black-Rose23, Javie-and-Sammie, Narutolovesme, Sabaku no Koneko, NarutoUno2, AkatsukiMemberWoolfy,Luna Dior Love, Ryuu22

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If you truly hate Sasuke Uchiha, copy this onto your profile! Unit all 'Anti-Sasuke' people!

If you ever tune out of reality when reading any kind of manga (especially manga you like) and don't pay attention to surroundings, copy this onto your profile!

In an episode of Naruto Shippuden, Sai said that Sasuke is a traitor and pointed out that Naruto and Sakura should give up on him. Post this onto your profile if you believe Sasuke's a traitor and everybody should give up on bringing him back; letting him waste his miserable life with Orochimaru! Also post if you think Sasuke should have died instead Itachi! (May I remind you that Itachi had a good reason for killing the clan? And that he wasn't totally evil!)

95 percent of tween-teenage girls would probably literally die if Justin Biber was about to commit suicide and jump off a huge fifty story building with trafic going. Copy and put post this onto your profile if you would be one of the few sane people sitting on a lawn chair by the building and watching in ammusement with binoculars while screaming "Jump! Be a man and jump! DIE BIBER, DIE! 'Darn, it would have been more fun with Sasuke Uchiha about to jump as well!'"

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic, TeenageNeko, ImaginationGirl12, Getsu Nichi, Ryuu22

If your obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke) xPrincessKagurax(Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Byakuya, Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Pain, Gaara, Neji, Nuriko(current crush), Hotohori, Sasuke(i hate him now), Ryou, Malik, Yami, Jaden, Syrus, Abidos, Eiji, Mashiro, Takagi)Otaku1995(Ichimaru Gin, Asakura Hao, Tao Ren, Uryuu Ishida, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Uchiha Itachi), shiro-otaku10(Hitsugaya Toshiro, Hisagi Shuhei(not anymore), Bankotsu, Abarai Renji, Ed Elric(not anymore), Sasuke (NOT now, i HATE him)), TeenageNeko ( Gaara of the dessert, Ulquiorra Cifer, Alphonse Elric XD and Rock Lee), ImaginationGirl12 (Ash Ketchum, Gaara of the desert, Naruto, Deidara), Getsu Nichi (Deidara, Edward Elric, Kyo Sohma), Ryuu22 (Joker, Scarecrow, Gaara, Grimmjow, Undertaker, Free, Sirius Black, Snape, B.B, Mello, Ryuk, Hatori, Sesshomaru, Link, Jareth, Pyramid Head, Kakuzu, Hidan, Kisame, Tsume, Greed. . .)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?)

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. If weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it,copy this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed that you met anime/manga characters, copy this into your profile.

If you can actually copy the hand signs used in Naruto without even trying, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile

Admitting you are weird means normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. (The average age of people on there is 65. Doesn't that strike you as a little creepy and a reason why not to go on there?)

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie, Heza-chan X3, ToraHimeSama, Kaira-chan15, Sakurabelongs2Sasuke.konohaninmiharuchan, Sakura Uchiha Hyuuga no Sabaku, cherryblossomdream, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, ImaginationGirl12, Getsu Nichi, Ryuu22

-Naruto Character's Birthday Calendar-

(Feel free to copy and paste!)

Team Seven:

Uzumaki Naruto-October 10th

Uchiha Sasuke-July 23rd

Haruno Sakura-March 28th

Hatake Kakashi-September 15th

Sai-November 25th

Team Baki:

Gaara-January 19th

Temari-August 23rd

Kankuro-May 15th

Baki-July 4th

Team Gai:

Rock Lee-November 27th

Hyuga Neji-July 3rd

Tenten-March 9th

Might Gai-January 1st

Team 10:

Nara Shikamaru-September 22nd

Yamanaka Ino-September 23rd

Akamichi Choji-May 1st

Sarutobi Asuma-October 18th

Team 8:

Hyuga Hinata-December 27th

Inuzuka Kiba and Akamaru-July 7th

Aburame Shino-January 23rd

Yuuhi Kurenai-June 11th

Team Hawk (not including Sasuke; see Team 7):

Hozuki Suigetsu-February 18th

Karin-June 20th

Jugo-October 1st

Akatsuki (excluding all Uchiha members; see Uchihas/Team 7):

Hoshigaki Kisame-March 18th

Hidan-April 2nd

Kakuzu-August 15th

Deidara-May 5th

Sasori-November 8th

Pein (Nagato)-September 19th

Konan-February 20th

The Uchihas (not including Sasuke; see Team 7):

Uchiha Itachi-June 9th

Uchiha Mikoto-June 1st

Uchiha Fugaku-August 16th

Uchiha Obito-February 10th

Uchiha Madara-December 24th

Uchiha Izuna-February 10th

Random Others:

Sarutobi (Third Hokage)-February 8th

Haku-January 9th

Yakushi Kabuto-February 29th

Yashamaru-March 23rd

Hyuga Hanabi-March 27th

Kazekage (Gaara's father)-March 29th

Tazuna-April 5th

Umino Iruka-May 26th

Tsunade-August 2nd

Kaiza-August 21st

Mitarashi Anko-October 24th

Orochimaru-October 27th

Gekko Hayate-November 2nd

Uzuki Yugao-November 1st

Jiraiya-November 11th

Shizune-November 18th

Inari-December 25th

Konohamaru-December 30th

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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts. (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Naruto, Akatsuki (Mostly Kakuzu), Rock Lee, Hinata. . . Haha, well, I like almost everyone.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? I love Naruto x Hinata and Pein x Konan~

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Yaio~

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? My friends want me to coplay as Pein :9 Haha, I have dressed up as female Tobi. That was fun. . .

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have a plushies (Gaara, Hidan, Konan, Zetsu, Kakuzu), Naruto book 1 (Tis a special edition hard cover!~), a Gaara neclace, Kakuzu's ring and headband, Hidan's headband, phone charms (Kakuzu, Hidan, Naruto, Sasuke, Asuma, and Shika), key chains (Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Sasori, Deidara, Naruto), Naruto Shippuden shirt, Akatsuki shirt, Gaara shirt, Naruto Clash Of Ninja Revolution 1-3. . . might have more. . .

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? That would be so awsome but I don't think I am. . . But I have had alot of dreams with Hidan. . . Does that count?

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!~

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru xD

9. Which team is your favorite? The Sand Sibs!~

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) At times, I do.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Well, there's a little somethin' about all of them that I love. Haha, but Kuzu-kun will always be mine- I mean my favorite D:

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke. He was alright before Shippuden, though.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Haha, no. . . I fail.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? I have and I wanna shoot myself. For the awesomeness, and some of the character deaths.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I hate these kind of questions! *sigh* Anyways, I don't think he does.

17. Sub or dub? Both, but I prefer dub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I am Pro now that I'm in Shippuden.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny! Tobi is a good boy! :D (Haha, wait, tis a lie! Everything in Naruto is a lie now D:)

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? He is a cute little lollipop! (Another lie!)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? O_o Not a sexy beast, but he isn't a nerd. . .

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara!!! xD But Itachi looks like a girl too. . . If anything, I'd wanna see Madara as a crossdresser.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWSOME!! I love him! ~(^o^)~

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Again, Deidara. Make him act all girly, yeah~

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well, course!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yup, yup~

27. Do you like lemons? If they are really good :)

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Kinda, but my mom calls Gaara a creature -_-" So I don't bother talking about Naruto (or any anime) in front of my parents.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Hell yeah! "Gaara... of the funk."

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yes! And I died a few times!~

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? I have!~ Makes me feel awesome.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yup! Haha, and it's usually guys that notice.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' My math teacher caught me drawing and took my sketch book T_T I never liked him.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? . . . Yes. . .

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? *sigh* Sadly. . .

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yup. And I will giggle madly while doing so.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope, but that would be cool!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I do, but I don't know how much I have drawn xD

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? . . . *shivers* No.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Totally xD