Hey, I'm DarkOnyx88

Here are some jokes:)))

1. What is the slipperiest country in the world?

Answer- Greece

2. What is the fastest spoken language?

Answer- Russian

3. What did the blonde say when she saw a Cheerio?

Answer- Its a donut seed!

4. President of the United States, Smartest man in the world and a little kid, are on an airplane and the plane while crash and there is only 2 parachutes. So the president takes a parachute, and the kid took the last parachute. Who died? The smartest man in the world he took the kids book bag!

5. I was out tending my lawn when my blonde neighbor came out and looked in her mailbox, with a slightly annoyed noise she walked back inside. A few minutes later she came back outside with an extremely annoyed expression and peeked in the mailbox, she grunted in irritation and stormed into her house, when she stomped back out, threw open her mailbox and yelled in frustration, I called out to her "What are you doing" she looked at me jerked her head towards her house and said, "My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"