Who I am: Creepers
What I am: Human, Animal, Alien, Neko, Hunter/Huntress, God/Goddess, Anime
Living?: YES
Age: Between 10-20
Living Conduction: HOME
Settings for Life To Come: AUTHOR
Name: Umm... ANNABELLA... NOO... Wait Why should this have my name here?
What I love: EVERYTHING AND ANYONE... I KNOW CREEPIE. BUT HOW CARES? RIGHT?

Music:

Toby Keith: unleashed the whole album and A Little Too Late
The Core: Breathless
Billy Joel: Piano Man
Shania Twain: Man, I feel Like a Woman
Taylor Swift: Fearless whole album, Taylor Swift (tear drops on my guitar and picture to burn) Should’ve Said No
Lonestar: Amazed, Mr. Mom, Front Porch Looking in,
Joe Nicolas: A Man with a Memory the whole album
Lee Ann Womack: I hope you Dance the whole album (My mom said that one of the songs reminds her of me and it is called Stronger than I. It also made the both of us cry in the car when she told me that and we were listening to it)
East Corbin: A Little more Country
Carrie Underwood: Jesus Take the Wheel, Last Name, Before he Cheats, Temporary Home, Don’t Forget To Remember Me, All American Girl
Lady Antebellum: Need You Now the whole album, Run To You
Johnny Cash: Ring of fire, and A Boy Name Sue
Faith Hill: Breathe, The way you love Me
Martina McBride: Concert Angle, Anyway, Love’s the Only House, It’s My time, I Ain’t going nowhere, There you are
Jamie Johnson: Should’ve seen it In Color
Kelly Clarkson: Fallen for You, Behind These Hazel Eyes, Breakaway, Since you been gone, Because of You, Low
Sugar Land: Baby Girl
Avril Lavigne: Let Go, The Best Damn thing, Under My Skin (my fav from this album is Nobody’s home and Fall To Pieces)
P!nk: Stupid Girls, M!suderstood whole album, Try this whole album FunHouse, and Who Knew
Mitchell Musso: Lean on Me
Emily Osment: I don’t think about it
Vanessa Hughes: Say Ok
Elliott Yamin: Wait For You
Daughtry: Home, Feels like Tonight, No Surprise, Life After You, What About Now?
Nickelback: All the Right reason the whole album (Far Away, Name on the Side of A Bullet, All the Wrong Reason, Next Contestant, If Everyone Cared, Photograph,) Someday Burn it To the Ground
Katie Parry: Hot ‘N’ Cold
Shaggy: It wasn’t Me, and Angle
Dream: It was all A Dream, How Long, This is Me, I Don’t like Anyone, Pain, Mr. Telephone Man, Miss you
Miley Cyrus: I Miss You
Dixie Chicks: Goodbye Mr. Earl, Don’t Waste Your Heart, Cowboy Take Me Away, Cold Day in July, Ready to Run
Hilary Duff: Who’s That Girl, Someone’s Watching over me, Where Did I Go right? The Math, Mr. Dean, Love Just Is, So Yesterday, The Getaway, Why Not, Beat Of My Heart, I Am, Metamorphosis, Jericho, Fly
Céline Dion: Color Of Love
James Blunt: You’re Beautiful
All-4-One: I swear
Jewel: Pieces of You, Near You Always, Hands
The Judds: The Greatest Hits Whole Album
Hunkapoo: Wild Christmas, Crash the Party, Fallen for You, and Crazy for the Boys
Rod Steward: Forever Young, Have I Told You Lately
Richard Marx: Right Here Waiting
Raven Semona: My Christmas Dream, My Christmas Wish, This Is My Time
ATeen: Can’t Help Falling In Love, Inside out
Savage Garden: all of Affirmation
Sheryl Crow: Soak Up the Sun, First Cut Is the Deepest
WestLife: Swear It Again
3T: From Now until the End
TLC: Waterfalls
Bangles: Walk Like an Egyptian, Eternal Flame
GooGoo Dolls: Broadway
Green Day: Wake Me up When September Ends, Jesus of Subbermema, Nova Cane, Are we the Waiting, Bolivar of Broken Dreams, American Idiot,
Enrique Iglesias: Hero
Jordan Sparks: Battle Field, No Air (Featuring Chris Brown disliked what he did to Rhiannon)
Leona Lewis: Bleeding Love
Leslie Carter: Like Wow!
Lifehouse: Whatever it Takes
Metro Station: Shake It
Natasha Imbruglia: Torn
Sarah MaLacken: Angle, When she Loved Me (?)
Cyndi Lauper: When You were Mine, Girls Wanna Have Fun, I’ll Kiss you, True Color, Money Changes Everything, Time After Time, She Bop, All through the Night, Witness, He’s So Unusual (isn’t a song but goes with the next song), Yeah Yeah.
Simple Plan: Perfect, I’d Do Anything, How Could this Happen To Me, Perfect World
Jimmy Eat World: The Middle
Smash Mouth: All Star
Film Dialogue: Bad Reputation
Bowling For Soup: Almost; 1985
John Mayer: Say, Free Fallin'
Flyleaf: All Around Me
Aly & AJ: Potential Break-Up Song, Bull eye, Rush, Do You believe In Magic
Aaron Cater: Iko Iko, That’s How I Beat Shaq, I want Candy, 2 Good 2 Be True,
Colbie Caillat: Realized, Bubbly,
Britney Spears: Opps, I Did it Again,
Trapt: Headstrong
Steven Curtis Chapman: Broken, Yours, and Cinderella
Rick Springfield: Jessie's Girl
Edwin McCain: I'll Be
Fergie: Big Girls Don't Cry
Vanessa Williams Color of the Wind
Nivi: Gotta Catch 'em All
DJ Topcat: Oh, What a Night
Frankie Valli/Al Green (Two people sing this song): Can't Take My eyes Off you
*NSYNC: Bye Bye Bye
Eminem: Just Lose It, Cleanin' Out my Closet, and My Name Is
Sugar Ray: Someday
Maroon 5: This Love
Kylie Minogue: Can't Get you Out of my Head
Kid Rock (Feat. Sheryl Crow): Picture
Liz Phair: Why Can't I?
3 Doors Down: Kryptonite, Let Be Myself, Here Without You, When I'm Gone
B.O.B.: Airplanes
Phil Collins: Take A Look At Me Now
Meg & Dia: Monster, Hug Me

I love cats. My mom named the three cats a type of food. So whenever one of our cats does something bad, well, WE do yell at them…but we don’t stay mad at them for long.
I also had a hermit crab, but she died. Her name was pink because of her shell… I had nine turtle as well, but they died and one runs away. A dog, named Pebbles, and five cats. I now have three cats all brothers, but don’t look a like.
I am a big fan of Tigers. I have love tigers since I was little. I know that white tigers and the tiger you see at the zoo. I hate it when poachers kill innocence animal just for the hell of it. I love the out doors.
I love Pluto. I can’t believe it’s not a planet anymore, but it’s too small and far out it’s orbit. My sci teacher said that it traveled from its system to our solar system.I also believe in ET.
I love the Verizon Commercial with the Comcast guy is being proven that they suck. But we had Verizon and that sucked because it took to Slow. I also love when they had the turtle for Comcast as well.
I also have loving friends and family. I can actually make my friends cry (in a good way not bad). We all love each other as friends… I one of my friends mostly criticize most of my work, but I know that just the way that she is.
I start writing in the second grade, but I write my word neatly, cuz in that grade it’s hard to write neatly.
My brother thinks that is a funny thing to throw things on my side of the room. (Yes sadly I have to share a room with a 12 year old, which acts like a 5 year old). It’s bothersome. I keep on asking if I could have my own room and have my brother sleep in the basement, but it floods down there, so well that sucks even for me. He loves to play trick on me like scare me. (I unfortunately get frighten easily and hate it. Even my mom does that at times.)
I used to play the violin, but I didn’t like it. I did gymnastics before, but I can’t do it anymore because my mom says that I’m too old to be doing that. I used to play soccer I quit. I never really liked playing soccer.
I LOVE POWER RANGERS… I even know a website that has everything to the Power Rangers.
Here it is…

I love to be alone at time in my side of the room and I can’t wait until I go a house of my own… So I can have rules of my own. I don’t hate or love school. But we have to go.
I say random things, but at time I don’t know it… but when I say things that I think are off topic, it fits the topic in a weird way… I hate it when my friends fight and then bring me in the battle. I am Switzerland. I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE A SIDE NOR BE BROUGHT IT!!
My friends and I have weird nicknames that we have for each other. I really hate it when they use my initial. You know when you have and name and then you just look at the initials and it just irate you. Well, even if you use my first and last or all of my initials it sort of fits in the same category…
I can a lonely write when I can. I can’t just write whenever I can, because I don’t want to get catch, on wait…they don’t know that I write during class, nor zone out and read fanfics. It does get boring after while of doing work, but I have to make it seem like I am doing work.
I can fish, but I can’t just wait for the fish to bit my hook. My brother, he is annoying, so we can’t even get one bit when we do fish. It’s just as annoying as sharing a room with him as it is him not letting me have my own space. He is always in my personal space and he never gets in trouble because he is the baby of the house. Please, I was glad that I was here alone in the house and I hate being alone in the house.
I hate it when people have to know what you are doing. I really hate it when they don’t like what I doing or how I do my work.
Okay…umm…to what I really like. I really like writing, drawing, listening to music, and sing…no one wants to hear me sing…I’m not sure how well I can actually sing. I can sit through HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 1-3. But I can’t sit through the commercials…I hate it when the commercials come on and have to move to a new show…Oh look I’m back at hate list.
Music, listening to book, or just plan reading the books, most of it is stuck in my head. Some times I like it, but I can’t help hating it at the same time. There is one song that I truly sincerely hate. YMCA. I just don’t like it, nor love it. I just don’t want to hear ever again. It is the only song that gets stuck in my head, just saying the name… Young man, there’s no need to feel down, I said, you man, pick yourself off the ground, I said, young man ‘cause you’re in a new town, there’s no need to be unhappy. Young man, there’s a place you can go. Oh, no… it started. I don’t like it. Well, you probably know the rest of the song.
Sunday, April 18, 2010, I watched Remember Me. It is on my favorite movie list. It's my number one favorite movie. The next one is Sherlock Homles.

My Favs List:
1. Remember Me
2. Sherlock Homles
3. Harry Potter 1-6 Wanted to see them all in order
4. Music/Writing/drawing

Pick Your Month:
January: Havin’ Fun…
February: Singing with…
March: Play a game…
April: Mixing salads with…
May: Hoping that you will…
June: Spring is…
July: Hooting is the…
August: Swim in…
September: Dancing with…
October: Play with…
November: bury a…
December: You pet…

Chose the date that you were born on:
1. With a hot tube of…
2. A cat of…
3. Hot Chocolate cup of…
4. Fruit Loops of…
5. Butter of…
6. Jelly of…
7. Peanut of…
8.Lamp of…
9. Blanket to hid under of…
10. Monster hiding in the closed of…
11. Roxas for Kingdom hearts of…
12. Non light able candle of…
13. Feather on a string of…
14. Catnip crazed Tiger of…
15. Wood hiding in the woods of…
16. Siblings getting away of…
17. Doves hiding in the of…
18. Shades are of…
19. Plain blue violets of…
20. VHS movies of…
21. Cats in a room of…
22. Ghost of…
23. Poems are of…
24. Hopping up and down of…
25. Power Puff Girls of…
26. Friends of…
27. Sparks of…
28. 4th of July of…
29. Purple of…
30. Dynamites in of…
31. Running Coyotes of…

Pick the 3rd number of your birth year:
0. Hearts of gold while…
1. Black board while…
2. String with a bead while…
3. Heart of black while…
4. Jetis are around while…
5. May the PBJ be with you while…
6. Robots are aliens while…
7. Woody, Buzz, and Porkie VS. while…
8. Wolves rule (Not talking about Jacob and the pack from the Twilight saga sorry) while…
9. Mojojojo (how ever you spell it) fights while…

Pick the 4th number of your birth year:
0. Tissues flying while…
1. Girlz rules while…
2. Little siblings while…
3. Hoping to live your while…
4. The Wii is a…
5. Orange cats while…
6. Blue, Hazel, Green, Brown eye while…
7. Eye, I, Ahy while…
8. What more could while…
9. Light on, but no one is while…

Pick the color pants:
Red (any shade of red, not including pinks) : eating Red Hots, hot!
Pink (any shade of pink, not including reds): Cherry blooms.
Orange (any shade of orange): Nice Phone.
Yellow (any shade of yellow): Cranberry Raspberry drink sitting in a dog bed.
Green (any shade of green): Whirlpool freezer.
Blue (any shade of blue, not indigo): Snowman.
Indigo (just this color, not blue or violet): Mac computer stink.
Violet (any shade of violet/purple, not indigo): are boring.
Brown (any shade of brown): Headphones.
Black (just black, not gray): a tanning solon.
Gray: (Any shade of gray, not black): jumping ropes with a snake.
White (any shade of white): Jumping cliffs are just as fun as falling.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

I read this from CarlislePrincess. It reminded me that people are always around, and then there are people who truly care about the people you might want to hand out with... Please be cautious about almost everyone you hang out with.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

1.write the name of a person the oppisite sex:

2.which is your fav color out of red,black,blue,green,or yellow:

3.your first initils:

4. your month of birth:

5.which color do you like more,Black or White:

6.name a person of the same sex as yours:

7.your fav number:

8.do you like califonia or florida more:

9.do you like the lake or the ocean more:

10.write down a wish (a relistic one):

Are you done? Huh?

If so scroll down (Dont cheat!)

THE ANSWERS

1.You are compleatly in love with this person

2.If you chosse

Red: You are arlert and your life is full of love

Black: You are conservitive and agressive

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back (funny i am laid back...on my bed)

Blue: You are spontanious and love kisses and affection from the one you love (awsome now i know why i love this color)

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down

3. If you initils are

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You/ trie to live life to its fullest and your love life is sure to blossem

S-Z You like to help others and your futer love life looks very good

5. If you were born in

Jan.-Mar.: Your year will go very well for you and you will dicover that you fall in love with someone toattly unexpected

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relation ship that will not last long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be great, And you will go through lots of drama and heart break, But eventually you will find your soul mate.

6.If you choose

Black: Your life will take on in a diffrent direction,it will seem hard at times but it will be the best thing for you,and you will be glad for the change

White: You will have friend who compleatly confides in you and would do anything for you,But may not relize it

7.This person is your best friend(yup lll)

8. This is how many close friends you will have in a ife time(awsome 22 close friends)

9. If you choose

Califonia: you like adventure (hell ya i do best part of life)

Flordia: you are a laid back person(on my bed i am and not that way)

10. If you choose

Lake:you are loyal to your friends and your love and you are very reseved

Ocean: you are spontanious and like to please people(again not that way!)

11. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you believe in magic, copy this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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(='.'=)This is Bunny. Copy
(")_(") and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world
domination.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a serious room or in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

It you have ever called your teacher mom copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever said a word, copy and paste this into your profile.

If crayons are made of wax, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think sporks are cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever talked to a human, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're not going to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Rule of Hogwarts Number One: I will not give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

Rule of Hogwarts Number Two : I will not go around and say that Seamus stole me Lucky Charms.

Rule of Hogwarts Number Three: I will not joke about Remus Lupin's time of the month.

Rule of Hogwarts Number Four : I will not wander in the corridors at night under the invisibility cloak singing the Pink Panther theme just to see what Filch does.

Rule of Hogwarts Number Five: I will not buy Professor McGonagall cat food.

Rule of Hogwarts Number Six : 'Ruling the world with an evil army of monkeys' is not a proper career choice.

Rule of Hogwarts Number Seven: Yelling " I'm Melting!" while in the showers is frowned apon, and it may scare some of the first years

Rule of Hogwarts Number Eight: The four houses of Hogwarts are: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Not the Awesomes, the Morons, the Smarts, and the Mini-Death Eaters.

Rule of Hogwarts number Nine: Dumbledore is to be addressed as Headmaster, or Sir. Not as 'Dude', 'Santa', or even 'Dumbles'.

Rule of Hogwarts number 10: Ruling the world with an army of evil flying monkeys is not a proper job choice

That girl you just called fat? She's O/Ding on diet pills. That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on makeup just so people may like her. That boy you just tripped? He gets abused enough at home. Remember the man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. Remember that woman with the distorced face? She was in a gas explosion. People dont have to hurt.Copy and past to your profile if you are against bullying. 99% percent of you wont. I did... This is important to people... it might be people that you know and you don't even realize it.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. (I am proud of it tooo)

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good. Strange is better. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

95 percent of teenagers would panic if the Jonas brothers were about to jump off a 100 foot building. Copy and paste this if you were the other 5 that would bring popcorn and invite friends (I am probably tell them to watch out and tell them it is wrong... people may listen and then if they still want to jump that's their problem and then call the cops to tell them that people are going to jump off the building but they probably would already know.)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile (at first not but now I am.)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever gone out the emergency/fire exit because of an undeniable urged to do so, copy and paste this to your profile.

I have dreams about being in an animé/a manga, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT immagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile

THEY DON'T DESERVE IT-

End Homophobia:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

THIS IS NOT ME... BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT DO NEED HELP BECAUSE OF THIS AND PEOPLE TREAT THEM BADLY

I am the girl that had to drop out of high school to take care of a child I never wanted.

I am the boy that no girl will talk to because my girlfriend gave birth in high school.

I am the women people judge because I gave birth in high school.

I am the girl that couldn't take care of my child because I had to drop out of school to get a low paying job.

I am the mother that has an eating disorder to give food to my children because I don't have a high school diploma.

I am the girl giving birth about to be homeless because my parents refused to let me have an abortion and kicked me out.

I am the women who beats her son because he reminds me of the rapist that got me pregnant, but my parents wouldn't let me get rid of the fetus.

I made this myself. Abortion is a persons own choice that should not be dictated by government that has been persuaded by religion. It is a very personal decision that you have no say in and should not try to control. It is wrong to force women to have children they don't want or cannot take are of. The world is over-populated as it is, and forcing an unprepared women who got pregnant on whatever circumstances to have a child she does not want is wrong. I support abortion completely. It is the mothers own choice whether or not she keeps her child. NOT YOURS OR YOUR RELIGIONS! Abortion may seem like murder to you, but that is your own opinion on the matter, not everyone else's. Please try to look past your own personal views and see that abortion is many times the best option for people.

Besides, if abortion is made illegal, you and I both know it won't stop women from having abortions; the only thing that will happen is that women won't be able to have abortions SAFELY. Once abortion is made illegal, doctor's won't get training for it anymore, and just like Marijuana, just because it's illegal won't stop people from doing it. Women will just switch to getting abortions in extremely dangerous and unsanitary ways. So do these women a favor - let them have doctor's who know what they're doing that way the mother doesn't have to die or get fatally injured trying to do it herself.
PEOPLE NEED HELP...IT SUCKS THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS... Please re post this...

Pick Up-line and shut downs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

If you want fan girls to SHUT UP AND REALIZE EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL AND STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR, copy and paste this to your profile(he sparkles and he is not that handsome dude)Emmett and Jasper are. you can find Southern men like these or you can sit on your dream boat at the age of 55 with all your cats around you still waitin for Edward.

Put this
on your profile
if you support
the ORIGINAL
YUGIOH!!
ORIGINAL YUGIOH
(meaning not GX or 5Ds)

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said "pull" or vice-versa, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever said something to someone that had nothing to do with your current conversation, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If your one of those people that gets excited when you see just two reviews, paste into your profile

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste into your profile

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever said something twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile

Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans

Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.

YuGiOh fans: would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

Normal people: say OMG!

YuGiOh fans: Say oh my RA !

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

YuGiOh fans: Say shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you.

Normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly

YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik.

Normal people: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

YuGiOh fans: when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.

Normal People: get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.

YuGiOh fans: know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that some of them might be shirtless.

Normal People: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.

YuGiOh fans: would go directly to Domino city.

Normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.

YuGiOh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

Normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles

YuGiOh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is Marik or Valon the badass Australian.

Normal people: Think YuGiOh is just a stupid children’s card game

YuGiOh fans: Knows a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

Normal people: Think little people are stupid.

YuGiOh fans: Think that Mokuba is way too cute to be stupid. (Unless they are Abridged fans “Shut up Mokuba”)

Normal people: Would never go to an orphanage

YuGiOh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

Normal people: Think Egypt is stupid

YuGiOh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik is there!

Normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.

YuGiOh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

Normal People: Solve all their problems by suing people

YuGiOh Fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game (YGO! The Abridged quote Copyright: Little Kuriboh)

If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and past this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and past this into your profile.

Along with not knowing the diference between 'your' and 'you're', some people don't know how to properly use 'their', 'there', and 'they're'. If you do know how to properly use these three words then copy and past this into your profile and remember to thank your grammar teacher

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

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If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have an EXTREMELY bad memory.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, rainbows.and.blood, LibiTheWolf, Annzy, Begecko, yugiohgirlkasha516, AmerillaRose, Atem-fan4eva

If you have been on Youtube for more than 5 hours paste this in your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labelled with the colour pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate bullies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate flamers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think flamers are pathetic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fiction-press, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha,onihime-san,Moonlightkittypaw,KonekoKitsune33, crimsonphoenix13, FanficFemale, Chibi Duelist, Mewtwomaster58, Atem-lover4eva.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

DADDY”S RULES FOR DATING

Your dad’s rules for your boyfriend (or for if you’re a guy)

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you don’t peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about the issue, so I propose this compromise: you may come to the door with you underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact come off during the courses of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a ‘Barrier Method’ of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and only word I need you to say on this subject is ‘early'.

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The Following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough too induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, mid-driff t shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater and a goose-parka, zipped up to her throat. Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided: movies which feature chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folk’s homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shot gun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of our car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a nice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as a wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car- there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face in the window is mine.

The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good, coming from guys.) We always hear ' the rules ' From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or

motor sports

1 You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

I stopped fighting my inner demons, were on the same side now.

If you can’t live without me, Why aren't you dead yet?

I did not hit you ... I simply high fived your face.

I've used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead.

guns don't kill people, dad's with pretty daughters do

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf.

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go

l am an angel. Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not dammit!

Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

It takes skill to trip over grass!

When your dad is mad and he says, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

--If you absolutely love anime guys with long hair, copy and paste this to your profile

Violence won’t solve anything….But it sure makes me feel good.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

(\_/)
(o.o) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny to your profile to help him in his goal of world domination

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's strange.

I went to an insane asylum to talk who led the building. I ask him, "How do you know if someone is insane?" "Well," he replies, "we fill a bathtub with water and offer them a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket; they have to empty the bathtub quickly." "Oh," I say, "so they will take the bucket because it is the biggest and holds the most water." He looks at me, "No. A normal person would pull the plug. Now, would you like a room with a bed near the window or by the door?"

Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY OT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

The Girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile, if you are against bullying. You never know what its like until you walk a mile in their shoes...

You say Edward, I say Atem

You say Bella, I say Tea

You say Jacob, I say Yugi

You say Rosalie, I say Mai

You say Alice, I say Mana

You say Emmett, I say Joey

You say Jasper, I say Bakura

You say Volturi, I say Marik's Evil Council Of Doom

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?