Before I start let me say sorry for my spelling(and a few other things I wouldn't name)

This is a basic(very basic) outline of myself.

Height: 5ft 8(or 9 I havent checked in a while) inches

Age: teen

Hair: Brown( but gets a lot of highlights when exposed to too much sunlight) curly

Eyes: hazel sorta (blue ring around green middle with a brown ring inside(sometimes they look all brown)

Location: A computer( do you need to know the place)

Interests: music, harry potter, Movies( !!= my love for movies), TV, books, and animals.

Hates: homwork, my sister(trust me if you knew her you'd understand)

Country of Residence: America

State of Mental Health: Eh...not sure

Favorite Book: There are too many to just name one

Favorite Series: see above

Favorite Television Series: see above

Pet peeves: My sister, homework, my sister, silent movies, myt sister, people cracking their knuckles, my sister, excessively slow walking people that have the ability to walk faster but don't cause their lazy and they don't care if they make anyone else late for class, and did I mention my sister.

( but like I said this is just a basic outline)

You know you live in 2008 when…

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with friends is they don’t have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the T.V.

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends.

9.) And you were to busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, then copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet,copy this into your profile.

If you live in your own little world, copy and paste.

If you would like to join in the planning of a mob to attack someone copy and paste.

If you like chocolate just as much as I do, copy and paste this.

98 percent of teenagers does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent that doesn't (or never will) copy and paste.

90 percent of the teenage population would be dead if Abercombe and Fitch said breathing was uncool. If your one of the 10 percent who would just laugh hysterically, copy and paste.

Ninety-five percent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile and add your name to the list.Aime Kitty cafe, Hyperactively bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyua Mikazuki. Weasel kid, Revenant666, darkfalme1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, Pointless people of pluto, itachickacashi, xXxLuna of the ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakuar90873, Tomboy14, kimchase, Dobby's sock, chezE122091, moose-girl6, fowlgirl19 bastetlemonick, RoraLupin

If you think everyone is out of their minds, copy and paste.

If you read other peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste, copy and paste.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste.

If you have ever become obsessed with something people are now scared of you because of the effects copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been on your computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfics, copy and paste this.

If you have ever copy or pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste.

Real Name: Lauren

Nickname: Lulu, Lu, Laure(only my Aunt can call me this), Lu La'Phlegm Countess of Hot Pockets Crazy People and Random Sayings

Gangsta Name (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lauizzle

Detective Name (fav color and fav animal): Orange Turtle

Movie Name (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Chatham

Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Perlaell

Superhero Name: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Pink Applejuice

Arab Name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Arlacme

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.(got from C.J.Black who got it from El Pirate Queen)

My friend Gweedz

Leaves…………………………..

That’s all I’m gonna to say………..

Leaves…………………………..

Do you know how to spell Gweedz

It’s spelled like weed ……………

But with a G in front of it…………..

And a z, at the end………………….

It doesn’t take long to figure out what

she’s high off of……………………..

Personally I don’t think she does……….

But ……………………………………..

Leaves…………………………………

That’s all I’m gonna say.

(Gweedz isn’t really on weed this is just to annoy her)

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

"Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the Line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, Nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696967.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the Beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term Memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy To talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie Down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up."