Hi! I'm a 22 year old college senior who tries to balance out regular life and fanfiction. It's enough to drive a girl insane. Oh well, sanity is quite overrated anyways.

So, I have a story already on here and I know that some people might be miffed at me for not updating but, I need to time to revamp it and I also have a ton of other ideas for other stories running around my head. Please bear with me. Thank you for your patience.

Things that I have copied/pasted from other authors:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I wear GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.

I always listen to my iPod so I MUST be going deaf.

I read a lot, so I MUST be a know-it-all.

95% percent of girls would cry their hearts out if Justin Beiber were to jump off a cliff. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the 5% who would bring popcorn.

Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black or had their minds poisoned by Justin Bieber are quickly becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Do it… DO IT NOW!

Friends vs Best Friends:

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're a jerk, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DARN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Ask for a tissue.

BEST FRIENDS: Use your shirt as a tissue.

FRIENDS: Ask to sleep over.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have their clothes packed.

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

I remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink, Mum

So I had a sprite instead. The way you said I would,

That I didn't drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should. And your advice to me was right,

The party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.Sure to get home in one piece,

I never knew what was coming, Mum

Something I expected least.And I hear the policeman say,

The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,

Mum, his voice seems far away .As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

This girl is going to die. While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

Now I would have to die. Knowing that it ruins lives?

And now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives. I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared. As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say, 'I love you, Mum !'

So I love you and good-bye.

I felt proud of myself,

I made a healthy choice,

I got into my car,

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

My own blood's all around me,

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

So why do people do it, Mum

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his parents had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mum

I wish that you could hold me Mum

(Copy and Paste this if you hate drinking and driving)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only

black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black,"

"But you sir..."

"When you're born, your pink,"

"When you grow up, you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun, you turn red,"

"When you're cold, you turn blue,"

"And when you die, you turn purple,"

"And yet you have the nerve to call me a colored."

The black man then sat and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site help stop racism!

IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.

I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones.

I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.

It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.

The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS

I promise to remember Harry When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore at the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good" for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony and fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa when I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks when someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy when ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful for Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid when one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders when a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes, I promise that I will remember Harry Potter

You say Twilight

I say Harry Potter

You say vampires

I say wizards

You say Jacob Black

I say Sirius Black

you say Team Edward

I say Team Potter

You say Robert Pattison

I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"

You say Robert Pattison is hot

I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER

You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?

I think that's Ron and Hermione

You say Edward

I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Mr. Harry Potter,

Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,

Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,

Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,

Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,

Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,

Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,

Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,

Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,

Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,

Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,

Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,

Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,

Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,

Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,

Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,

Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,

Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,

Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,

THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

Growing up, Mrs. Weasley was my mother. Mr. Weasley was my father.

Ginny was my sister. Neville was my younger brother. Gred and Forge were my older brothers.

Tonks was my aunt. Remus and Sirius were my amazing uncles.

Hermione and Ron were my best friends. Bill and Fleur were my babysitters.

Dragons were my pets.

Growing up, HP was my family. I'm proud to say that I'm a Potterhead.

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabres sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have a Tom Felton Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

45) In the middle of the tri wizard tournament I will not scream "Are you trying to kill them?!"

46) I will not draw a thunder scar on my forehead and tell everyone i'm 'The-Other-Person-Who-Lived' and round up a ginger guy and a bushy-haired, bookworm to seem like Harry Potter.

47) I will not try and immitate Snape's voice from a wall and sneak up on first years just to scare them.

48) I will not call Harry Potter a tosser.

49) Must not shout 'Yay, I graduated from Hogwarts. I didn't get expelled. In your face fat giant!' to Hagrid.

50) Never stalk Hermione in the library and become the new Viktor Krum, whether i'm a girl or not.

51) I will not pick my nose with my wand or anyone else's.

52) Must not try out to get into my house Quidditch team and keep using a Confundus charm to get in.

53) Must not interrupt and shout 'WHOO! Way to go' every time Dumbledore or anyone makes a speech in The Great Hall.

Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.

Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.

Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.

Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.

Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.

Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.

Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.

Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.

Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.

Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.

Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.

Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.

Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.

Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.

Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.

Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.

Fred George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.

The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.

Arthur Weasley taught me that a good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.

Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.

Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.

Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.

Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.

Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.

Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.

Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.

Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.

Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends.

Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.

Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.

Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.

J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

Roses are red, violets are blue, insult Harry Potter, and I'll Crucio you.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"

Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"

Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"

Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry

that I bought you roses

to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry

That I was raised with respect

not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry

That my body's not ripped enough

to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry

that I open your car door,

and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry

That I'm not cute enough

to be "your guy"

I'm sorry

That I am actually nice;

not a jerk

I'm sorry

I don't have a huge bank account

to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry

I would rather make love to you then just screw you

like some random guy.

I'm sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

but never good enough to date

I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry

That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry

If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry

that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry

If you read this and know somebody like this

but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good

enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

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CAST LIST FOR ALEXANDRINE De VILLEFORT and A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME

Here are the characters that will appear in my first two fan fiction stories on Downton Abbey; Alexandrine de Villefort and A Rose By Any Other Name. Please excuse the bad title for the first story; it seemed appropriate since it's about Alexandrine de Villefort.

MY OCs (the French cast)

Katherine Rose Alexandrine du Pierre- she is the daughter of Jacques Bernard du Pierre and his late wife, Alexandrine Marie Dubois. At the start of WWI, she is 8 years old. She was born in 1908 in Bordeaux, France. She has ink-black curly hair that reaches her lower back and very expressive blue-grey eyes. She has naturally ivory-pale skin. Katherine (Katie for short) has an affinity for music. She has perfect pitch; she’s trained herself to close off background noises and pick out the sounds that she can tolerate. She uses meditation to help her but, due to the war, has been slacking off. From a young age, she has shown talent in singing, dancing and playing instruments. She plays the violin and piano, starts dancing ballet two years before the war (she stops when the war starts), and has a mezzo-soprano voice. She mysteriously disappears after her grandmother dies, along with all of the legal documents to the Dubois properties. This happens a few months before WWI starts.

Jacques Bernard du Pierre- he is Katie’s biological father and widower of Alexandrine Marie Dubois. He and Alexandrine had loved each other deeply and he was devastated when she died from eclampsia. He blames his newborn daughter, Katie, for the death of his beloved wife and abuses her physically, mentally and emotionally. He only tolerates her because of her inheritance from her maternal grandmother, the Dowager Duchess of Nice. When his mother-in-law dies from old age, he makes his move to make sure Katie doesn’t escape. He’s too late though, when Katie disappears, she also takes away the legal documents and the land deed to her grandmother’s estate so, he can’t get it.

Physically, he is tall, 6 foot 5” with chestnut brown hair and ice blue eyes. Think of Jonathon Bennett (played Casey Gant in Veronica Mars and was Lohan’s character’s love interest in Mean Girls) with ice blue eyes instead of brown.

Dominic de Lancret- he is a family friend and lawyer to Grandmother Maria. Dominic has Mediterranean ancestry, that’s why he has tanned skin, caramel-colored eyes and long, wavy, hazelnut hair. He’s a great orator and is a top-notch lawyer who’s very famous on both sides of the Channel. However, when it comes to girls, he’s hopeless; before her disappearance, Katie finds it funny that he is very shy around girls, except for her and she laughs at the jealous faces the debutantes make at her. When Katie disappears, he makes it his top priority to find her before her father does.

Grandmother Maria Dominique Dubois- she is Katie’s maternal grandmother and her main parental figure in her first 8 years. She is kind, motherly and very worldly. Everything that Katie knows about her birth mother comes from her grandmother or Tantine. Grandmother Maria is pure French while her husband had been an important diplomat from the Qing court. When they married, Maria and her husband decided that she would keep her maiden name, Dubois, while their daughter, Alexandrine Marie, is called Yuhuan in Chinese. Maria inherited the Dubois wealth through her maternal family as a part of her dowry. It’s through this connection that Katie inherits the Dubois land. Grandmother Maria wears Victorian clothing, a lot like Violet and has silver hair with the same blue-grey eyes as her daughter and granddaughter. She dies before Katie disappears.

Tantine- she is Katie’s godmother. We know her as Tantine, but she is the youngest daughter of a Comte de Orléans (In reality, the House and title technically died in 1848. But, *shrugs, this is fanfiction). Tantine has golden-blonde hair with silver-grey eyes and is exactly 5 foot. She dies in the Spanish Influenza epidemic.

42nd squad- they are a group of wounded soldiers who befriend a mysterious young girl named Alexandrine de Villefort. All of them are transferred to England, but are separated a few months later.

Alexandrine de VillefortAlexandrine de Villefort is a mysterious young girl who shows up on Tantine’s doorstep one afternoon shortly after WWI is declared. She has long, curly auburn hair with sapphire-blue eyes and pale skin. All she asks is that Tantine allow her to stay on as a boarder. She is introduced to the hospital through Tantine.

Alexandrine Marie Dubois- she is Katie’s late mother and Jacques’ late wife. She was very beautiful. Since she was half-Chinese, she had silky, black hair that reached her waist. She had blue-grey eyes that she inherited from her mother and was pretty tall; 5 foot 10’. She had dreams to become an authoress; Alexandrine had a magnificent literary talent and a very active imagination. When she dies in childbirth, her husband is devastated.

Downton Abbey (main family) (Note: All canon characters are look exactly how they are in the canon)

Robert, Earl of Grantham- he is the patriarch of the Crawley family. He is the next generation’s grandfather. (Cora’s still going to lose the baby but, he doesn’t turn to Jane in “…a moment of weakness…”-Hugh Bonneville.

Cora, Countess of Grantham- she is Robert’s wife and mother to his 3 daughters. She is an American heiress and Robert married for her money. They later fell in love together. Cora is the next generation’s grandmother.

Lady Mary Crawley- she is the eldest daughter of Robert and Cora. She is briefly engaged to Richard Carlisle, a newspaper magnate. After she breaks it off, she and Matthew get engaged. They marry in Season 3. In canon, she becomes a widow when Matthew dies in a car accident. In my story, both he and the other driver drive VERY safely. She is George’s mother and Saoirse’s aunt.

Lady Edith Crawley-she is the middle daughter of Robert and Cora. As the middle child, she’s often the “overlooked” one. She has a talent in writing and Alexandrine loves to read her articles. She gives her a lot of encouragement. In canon, she is engaged to Anthony Strallan but is jilted by him. In my story, they are happily married and have 3 children later on (still haven’t decided on their names, yet!). Edith is George’s and Saoirse’s aunt, and sister-in-law to Matthew.

Lady Sybil Branson, née Crawley- she is the youngest daughter of Robert and Cora. She is Katie’s adoptive mother and Tom’s wife. The two meet when Katie (then going by her mother’s name, Alexandrine de Villefort and the 42nd squad were fled Calais to England. They landed in Dover and were transferred to Yorkshire County, Ripon Village. Alexandrine is, at first, wary of Sybil but, they later become friends.

Violet, Dowager Countess of Grantham- she is the matriarch of the Crawley family. Violet is Robert’s mother, Cora’s mother-in-law, grandmother to Mary, Edith and Sybil and great-grandmother to Saoirse and George.

Tom Branson- he is Sybil’s husband and the former chauffer for the Crawley. He is kind and both he and his wife are politically active. Saoirse is his daughter and George, his nephew.

Matthew Crawley- he is husband to Mary and heir to Downton. Sybil and Edith are his sister-in-laws and Tom and Anthony are his brother-in-laws. The three men develop a close brotherly relationship through shared games of pool and discussing anything and everything in the library. George is his son, Saoirse his niece.

Isobel Crawley- she is Matthew’s mother and the next generation’s grandmother. She is an ex-nurse and helps Sybil with the hospital. She and Sybil also convince the other family members to open Downton Abbey as a convalescent home for the wounded.

Sir Anthony Strallan- He is a family friend and Edith’s fiancée. In canon, he jilts Edith at the altar because he doesn’t want her to waste her affections on an old man like himself. In my story, they get married and have 3 children together. I haven’t decided on what the names will be yet.

Saoirse Branson- Saoirse is Sybil’s and Tom’s first daughter.

George Crawley- George is Mary and Matthew’s first son, heir to Downton Abbey, grandson to Robert, Cora, and Isobel and great-grandson to Violet. He is Saoirse’s cousin.

Lady Rose MacClare- She is the Crawley’s ward after Season 3. Family-wise, she is Violet’s great-niece and cousins to the Crawley sisters. Rose is the next generation’s grand-cousin. She is the antithesis to Alexandrine but, the two become great friends.

CRAWLEY FAMILY SERVANTS

Mr. Carson- he’s the Crawley’s butler. At first, he is cold to Alexandrine and doesn’t think that she should be allowed to work in the hospital; even if it is just a nursing position. Later on, he warms up to her.

Mrs. Hughes- she’s the Crawley’s housekeeper. She welcomes Alexandrine into the fold and treats her with kindness.

Mr. Bates- he goes through SOOO many job changes, but in S2, he is working at the tavern. He befriends Alexandrine and she helps him get back into Downton.

Mrs. O’Brien- she’s very manipulative and only looks out for family *points to Alfred*. However, Alexandrine manages to worm her way into her heart and gains O’Brien’s respect. When Alexandrine first arrives, O’Brien is very distrustful of her and feels that she is up to no good.

Thomas Barrow- he’s manipulative as well. But, he DOES have a legit reason (he’s gay!). Back to the matter at hand, he is allies with O’Brien before the war and during it, goes to the trenches as a medic orderly? I need to check that. After he injures himself so he can go back, he befriends Sybil and Alexandrine. While helping at the hospital, he meets and falls in love with Lieutenant Edward Courtenay. Edward has recently lost his sight due to mustard gas and Thomas, along with Sybil and Katie, help him recover. Sybil and Katie know that Thomas and Edward like each other like that but, they don’t see anything wrong with it. He is devastated when Edward commits suicide.

Anna Bates (née Smith) - Anna is the Crawley sisters’ lady maid. She helps them with getting dressed and is extremely talented with hair. She is closest to Sybil. Alexandrine first meets Anna when Sybil invites her back to Downton for lunch.

Mrs. Patmore- she is the Crawley family cook and queen of the kitchen. She is very motherly and caring and makes some of the best dishes this side of the channel. Alexandrine first meets her when Sybil invites her back to Downton for lunch.

Daisy Mason (née Robinson) – She is Mrs. Patmore’s assistant and has been promised by Lord and Lady Crawley that she could one day take over for Mrs. Patmore when she got too old for the job. When William comes in, fatally injured, she agrees to marry him, if only to make him happy before he dies. Alexandrine first meets her when Sybil invites her back to Downton for lunch.

William Mason- he is a former footman of Downton Abbey but, he got drafted into the First World War. Alexandrine has never met him and has only heard of him from the others. He still dies as in canon and Daisy still marries him hours before his death. Don’t blame me, I’m already messing up canon by keeping Sybil and Matthew, I have to balance that out by keeping two canon deaths.

Ethel Parks- she is one of the new housemaids who is replacing Gwen, the one who went off to become a secretary. She has false images of grandeur and manages to get herself with child by one of the Majors who is staying at Downton. She has to leave soon after. Alexandrine has no direct relationship with her, she’s only heard of her.

Joseph Molesley- he is Matthew’s butler/valet. Between the Downton Abbey servants and him, there seems to be a small rivalry. Alexandrine sees it and knows of it, but as long as it doesn’t get out of hand, she doesn’t interfere. She and Molesley have an acquaintance relationship; that is to say, they greet each other in the mornings, nod in acknowledgement of each other and will occasionally chat with each other.

Alfred Nugent- he is one of the new footmen in Season 3 (which may or may not be the sequel). By the time Alfred appears, Alexandrine is part of the family now. When they meet, she sees that he is very simple-minded. She doesn’t like either him or Ivy, mainly because they have a rose-tinted view on the world.

James (Jimmy) Kent- Jimmy is the other new footman in S3. He and Alexandrine initially get off on the wrong foot (he had interrupted her piano practice and she doesn’t take that lightly!). She doesn’t understand why Thomas likes him and thinks he can do better. Especially when Jimmy goes all berserk on Thomas that one time he tries to kiss him in the dark. That part is still canon, no matter how hard it’ll be for me to write it. However, when Thomas takes a beating for Jimmy during the S3 Christmas special, and when Jimmy extends an olive branch towards Thomas, she warms up to him.

Ivy Stuart- she is the new kitchen maid. Because of her rose-tinted view on the world, Alexandrine feels that she is too innocent. Whenever they meet in the corridors, Ivy tries to get Alexandrine to see the good in everybody, but the latter is too broken.

Edna Braithwaite- she is the high-and-mighty maid who has notions that are higher than her station in life. Alex DOES NOT like her. AT. ALL.

RECURRING AND GUEST CAST (Family and family friends)

Lady Rosamund Painswick (née Crawley) – Robert’s older sister. She is the Crawley sisters’ aunt. Alexandrine and she have an acquaintance relationship; they acknowledge each other and sometimes have conversations, but nothing more.

George Murray- he is Robert’s lawyer.

Dr. Richard Clarkson- the family doctor for the Crawleys. He also works at the village hospital during WWI. When Alexandrine arrives, he is, at first, understandably uneasy about letting her work there. However, Alexandrine proves herself to be a great help in lifting the men’s spirits.

John Drake- a farmer on the Grantham estate.

May Bird- she is Mrs. Crawley’s cook.

Mrs. Drake- she is John Drake’s wife.

Henry Lang- he is Robert’s valet during WWI.

Lavinia Swire- she is Matthew’s late fiancée during WWI who dies in the Spanish flu epidemic. While she is alive, she and Alexandrine have an amiable friendship. Even though Alexandrine likes Lavinia, she thinks that Matthew and Mary are better suited to each other.

Sir Richard Carlisle- he is Mary’s suitor during WWI and is a newspaper magnate. He is very powerful and influential. Alexandrine doesn’t really like him and vice versa.

Vera Bates- Bates’ ex-wife and who dies in S2.

Lt. Edward Courtenay- He is a lieutenant in WWI. Edward lost his eyesight due to mustard gas and is sent to Downton Abbey to recover. There, he meets Sybil, Alexandrine and Thomas. He falls in love with Thomas but, commits suicide later when they find out that he is to be sent away. His suicide is what leads Sybil and Mrs. Crawley to convince the rest of the family to open Downton as a convalescent home.

Maj. Charles Bryant- he is the father of Ethel’s child.

Maj. Patrick Gordon- he’s the one who tries to impersonate Patrick Crawley.

Mr. Mason- he’s William’s father and Daisy’s father-in-law.

Horace Bryant- he is Major Bryant’s father.

Daphne Bryant- she is Major Bryant’s mother.

Martha Levinson- she is Cora’s mother and the Crawley’s maternal grandmother.

Sir Philip Tapsell- he’s a famous London gynecologist. Tapsell wrongly diagnoses Sybil’s pre-birth symptoms as normal instead of eclampsia.

Ciarán Branson- he is Tom’s brother. He is related to the Crawley family by way of Sybil’s marriage to Tom.

Reed- she is Martha Levinson’s maid.

Cosmo Gordon Lang- he’s the Archbishop of York.

Hugh (Shrimpie) MacClare, Marquess of Flintshire- Lord Flintshire and Rose’s father

Susan MacClare, Marchioness of Flintshire- Lady Flintshire, Rose’s mother and Violet’s niece

Jos Tufton- former suitor of Mrs. Patmore

Branson is Tom and Barrow is Thomas. There is a difference.