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I like to read,listen to music,and be on the internet.
I'm a big Twilight fan.Like the other millions of people out there. :)Team Switzerland!(But if i had to chose it'd be EDWARD!)shh!!
But really it'd be Bella's Team I love fanfics were Bella doesn't take Edward back so fast I love Bedward;) But I mean come on! He Left!!
I've beome quite addicted to Glee also!! :) I Love Finn But He can be a real jackass!! So even though Im a Finchel Lover!!
Im a Rachel Berry Fan!! She's awesome also!! Im a feminist so I love fanfics were Rach gives Finn a peice of her mind!! :)
Cory Monteith is amazing!! He's so tall and adorable!! Probably my favorite celeb! Because he's tall!! And adorably akward!!:)
Criminal Minds is another show im deperatley in love with!! I absolutley adore Spencer Reid!! Also tall and akward!! And Smart!! Ahh! :)
And Im also loving Bones!! :) OMygod!! Its An Awesome show!!! Love BonesBrennan:) I Love Those Mystery Shows:)
One Of my new favorites are TrueBlood!! :) And since i have to read the books Im Loving The Sookie Stackhouse series!! :)
Or The Southern Vampire Series:) However their called:) I Am Totally Team Eric Northman!! :) I Just Love that 6'4 Viking:)
As you can probably tell i like tall guys:) I don't know why it just awesome! where i stand at 5'1 theres a real difference with someone over 6':)
Instead of being normal-whatever that means- and enjoy going out and 'partying'...I don't.I'd rather be at home and get a good book and read.And that's exactly what I do.And i love it!
Very shy,quiet,random person.But once im out of my shell People say im crazy,weird and eccentric!Seriously people think im wacko in a non-mental way!They haev to love me though!Lol!!:D
I'm a computer/book/music addict!! But more specificlly a Fanfic addict!! Fanfictions my crack!!! :)

Bye!! (P.C)

Lessons Learned in Twilight:
1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, AlexRussofan, Twilighting.Ensures, Rosalie Sawyer, The Cullen's Secret,xXx-BeLlAMaSeN-xXx

Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together.

If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Edward, copy and paste this to your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face copy this onto you're profile.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!! I lvoe tihs

IF YOU WANT BELLA TO BE A VAMPIRE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU THROW A FIT WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS AREN'T REAL COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU HAVE EVER TRIPPED OVER AIR AND EXPECTED EDWARD TO CATCH YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS A EDWARD CULLEN OUT THERE FOR YOU COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO VAMPIRES AND WANT TO BE ONE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE
IF YOU ARE SO OBSESSED WITH TWILIGHT IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY EVEN MORE COPY THIS ONTO YOUR
If you've ever fallen asleep at 2 am while reading Twilight, New Moon or Eclipse copy this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still don't know anything at all copy this onto your profile
If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile
If when you hear thunder you think it's vampires playing baseball copy this onto your profile
If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room copy this onto your profile
If you have an insane friend copy this onto your profile
If you've ever argued with yourself and lost copy this onto your profile
If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless copy this onto your profile
If your the kind of person that walks into a door or wall then apologizes to it copy this onto your profile

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?
Edward: No
Bella: Do you like me?
Edward: No
Bella: Do you want me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would you cry if I left?
Edward: No
Bella: Would you live for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Would you do anything for me?
Edward: No
Bella: Choose--me or your life
Edward: My life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

AU - Alternative Universe
AH - All Human
OC - Original Character
OOC - Out of Character
IC - In Character
WIP - While in progress
Lemon - Graphic sex scene
Lime - Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)
Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)