Ello!

My name is Karina and I am a proud fan of the Twilight series.

ok.maybe fan is not expresive enough...maybe eternal lover or passionate worshipper are better...

My pasions of life are simple...art,music,Edward Cullen,and shopping

im what you call a shop-a-holic...in my defence its not my fault the stores of the mall have soo many colorfull...pretty...shiny clothe and shoes...lots and lots of shoes...blue...pink...red...white...green...yellow...black...polka-dotted,ok sooo...ANYWAY i needed a new hobby because spending every penny i(cought...my parents...cough...cough...)can be entertaining but we didnt want the bookstores and the mall to go bankrupt...

Thats how i found the wonders and bewilderment of fanfiction.net...At fist i only made this account so i can review stories but thjen my freaks... mean my friends read the poem I made during class and told me to post it...

So now if you are reading this because you read my poem and liked it then...I LOVE YOU (as fans/friends)and give you all FREE COOKIES!!

k... now if you are still here and/or are not dead(that doesnt count for vampires) then here are some copie-and-paste thingi magiges to entertaind you all!!

If you are sooooooooooooo obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word.

Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style.

Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names.

Crazy is when you shout at random people on the streat"THAT EVIL,PURPLE,GREEN POLKA-DOTTED MONKEY STOLE AND ATE MY TACO AGAIN!!"

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Facts of life...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires who could care less about a pathetic human, or fictional characters in books/movies.

Twilight 10 Commandments

I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

You shall not take Edward Cullens name in vain.

Remember to keep release dates calendered.

Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.

You shall not kill humans.

You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.

You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.

You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.

You shall not covet Edward.

You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.