Seifushide bio
 Hello this is Seifus, and here a few things about me. Age: 21 Sex: Male Orientation: Straight Hair: Dark Brown Eyes: See Above Sanity: Gone out the window and heading for the edge Favorite Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (best comedy ever!), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Sweeney Todd, Terminator 2, The Dark Knight (best Batman movie made!), Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs, The Lost Boys, Ran, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Edward Scissorhands. Favorite Animes/Manga: Hellsing (just the manga and Ultimate), Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Elfen Lied, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Trinity Blood, Desert Punk Favorite Games: World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King, Resident Evil series, Gears of War, The Darkness, Fable, Fallout 3, Final Fantasy 7, Devil May Cry Series, Dawn of War, the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, and anything by Bioware Favorite RPG's: Dungeons and Dragons, Pathfinder, World of Darkness, and Exalted |
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Another Brother by AvocadoLove reviews
It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 291,778 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 6,296 - Follows: 6,105 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Thinking of You by Mayelisa reviews
Ichigo and Orihime have confessed their feelings to each other, but Soul Society steps in and things soon become crazy for the young shinigami. Will they be able to placate Yamamoto or will Ichigo be doomed to live life as a normal teenager forever?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,788 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
War's Will of Fire by WalkingMaelstrom reviews
Ok guys I have this in my dA account but I decided to post this up on as well. It's an AU fic involving a very WW2 European atmosphere where Konoha must do what it takes to defeat the Sound Army. Just FYI, Leaf US, Sound Nazi Germany. Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 352,320 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Shikamaru N.
Needs More Dakka by Agent HUNK reviews
Alucard, though an odd series of events, discovers the glory of Warhammer 40,000. Naturally, his first instinct is to request his own copy of one of the setting's iconic weapons: a bolt pistol. The results that follow can only be described as Chaos.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Alucard
Integra's Batty Vacation by Metropolis Kid reviews
By royal decree, Integra is forced to take a week off and relax. Not being permitted to stay in England during this forced vacation, the lady knight heads to the United States. But can anyone really relax in Gotham? Please, don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,092 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Bruce W., Integra - Complete
Alucard and the Xbox by Metropolis Kid reviews
I'm not really sure how to summarize this one. It's pretty much what the title says. Alucard buys an Xbox, and he and Seras deal with the resulting issues and play a few games. Please Read and Review. Thanks. Use to be called Alucard's new obsession.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,275 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Separation Anxiety by Metropolis Kid reviews
Do to some meddling, Alucard gets split into his three primary forms. The problem? They're having trouble putting him back together. And Hellsing butts heads with an ancient brotherhood of vampire hunters. AxS pairing. Hope you enjoy. AU, obviously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,041 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Drug of Choice by Metropolis Kid reviews
The title is just a song reference; there's no drug use in his fic. Sten, Leliana, Oghren and Shale are sent into Denerim to get some supplies. Things don't quite go according to plan. Just a short, silly, but hopefully humorous one-shot.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sten, Leliana - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Metropolis Kid reviews
Seras has finally agreed to go out with Pip, and he's got the whole evening planned. Oh, it's going to be magical, romantic, enchanting... or so he thinks. But then we all know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men, don't we? :P One-shot
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Pip, Seras - Complete
Down Time by Metropolis Kid reviews
Without any action to keep them busy, the Hellsing crew's feeling rather bored; and Seras takes it upon herself to suggest a game. One-shot. Silly, but hopefully enjoyable. Pairings are all rather up in the air. Make of things what you will.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Integra - Complete
Merc For Hire by Metropolis Kid reviews
One-Shot. Still low on agents- following the events of Chapter 94 -the Vatican 'outsources' work to private mercenaries. But things are bound to get a little crazy with Deadpool on the job. Crack fic, but then... what isn't with Deadpool? Hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Hellsing & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales: Volume III by Agent HUNK reviews
Another collection of short humorous Hellsing stories written by me, Agent HUNK. Stories included: Alucard runs out of ammo, the truth behind Integra being single, a Hellsing talent show, and crash courses in philosophy. Several pairing references. Enjoy!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/8/2008
What The Eyes Can't See by Platinumsabr reviews
One and a half years after the epic adventures in Hueco Mundo, one seemingly forgotten friend struggles with feelings of inadequacy. What will happen on the road to greatness? Angst, WAFF, M/F, Multi-Pairing. Lemon Warning. Reviews always appreciated!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,575 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The Lost Priest by Millie M. Banshee reviews
The Hellsing Organization been dispactched to a small church where they believe there is repeat of Cheddar. They don't only find the vampire but an odd priest named Father Abel Nightroad. Xover Trinity Blood.
Crossover - Hellsing & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,151 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Alucard, Abel N. - Complete
Of Wits, Wills and Wabbits by Metropolis Kid reviews
Short two-shot: After taking a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Bugs finds himself in Forks, Washington. Now the bunny must win a battle of wits and wills, against a very strange vampire, if he is to survive. Pretty lighthearted overall. Well, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Looney Tunes & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward - Complete
Death falls for Integra by Metropolis Kid reviews
Ever wondered why Integra ALWAYS manages to survive situations that would kill any other 'normal' human? Well, there's a reason for that; and it's probably not what you'd expect. It seems Alucard isn't the only cold body with the hots for his master. LoL
Crossover - Family Guy & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,597 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Death, Integra - Complete
Dancing Lesson by Metropolis Kid reviews
A seventeen year old Interga needs to learn how to dance for her coming out party. She turns to her servant... but did she make a mistake? AxI... hopefully, not too mushy. One-shot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Alucard's Worst Nightmares by Metropolis Kid reviews
Sequel to "Please, Master, May I Kill Her?". Another One-Shot. Three days after his discussion with Integra, Alucard has yet to find Bin Laden. And what's worse? The vampire's started having Twilight nightmares! More Twilight bashing. Slight hints of AxS.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Please, Master, May I kill her? by Metropolis Kid reviews
I was bored and needed to blow off some steam. This was the result. One-shot. Crackish. Alucard really, really wants to kill a particular 'Authoress'. Contains Twilight bashing. Don't like? Don't read. Don't flame. Simple as that. No pairings, just talk.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Alucard Gets Scrooged by Metropolis Kid reviews
I wanted to do a special story for Christmas. Title pretty much says it all. A Hellsing Christmas Carol Parody. Rated T for swearing. Hope you'll enjoy. AxS pairing.
Crossover - Charles Dickens & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,716 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Bending the Jutsu by Son Kenshin reviews
NaruHina Kaatang Sukka SasuSaku The Avatar has reawakened. He now has to struggle with the fact that he is, in the eyes of the world, 'Dead', while Zuko returns to the Fire Nation...
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 186,942 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Aang - Complete
Random Hellsing Tales by Agent HUNK reviews
A collection of bizarre Hellsing stories. Food fights, awkward romances, strange conversations, odd dreams, suicide missions, and utter idiocy on a massive scale. Rated T for violence, language, and stuff. OFFICIALLY THE GREATEST STORY I HAVE EVER WRITTEN
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,485 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete