The0White0Shadowhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Greetings friends, this is your friendly government ageant the white shadow here. I've been assigned with the task of making fanfics to appease the sheeple and keep them busy on their computers. Since I know none of you will believe this I've decided to give you some information about the world that we've been hiding from you 1. Jesus is black. 2. Ronald Reagan was the devil 3. The government has been lying about 9/11 (Although I hope most of you knew this by now) 4. Dick Cheney didn't shoot his friend on accident. 5. Tupac is alive and he works as a B.K. manager in Wyoming (That witness protection program is a bitch) 6. The cure for AIDS has been found but, we're making waaay too much money of the research so we keep it under wraps. We have also fused the AIDS virus with Cancer to amke a powerful new STD know as CAIDS (In slang Tumor dick) 7. On his last day in office president Bush plans to set off every nuclear device in America. He even has one set to blow up Obama's house. 8.Mcain and Cheney have buttons that kills someone any time they see the grim reaper so they can buy more time. Qoutes... beacuse I can Either this man has a light bulb shoved up his but or his colon just had a great idea- Dr. Cocks 'Scrubs' I'm not a racist! I hate everyone equally. This guy got hit right in his pelvus and that sends you flipping through the air like Eddy Gordo in Tekken when somebody doesn't know how to do Combo moves- Dane Cook Dude you ever notice how clouds are like... floaty and shit- Me Masturbation is a celibate man's crack- Also me Your gonna die some day- My band when he wants to threaten us, but he knows he'll lose his job if he tells us he'll kill us directly. MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!!-System of a down 'Cigaro' The world is spinnin too fast. I buy lead Nike shoes. To keep myself tethered to the days I tried to lose.- Gorrilaz '19-2000' There's a hundred punks graduating from Syracuse who would kill for your job- Homer Simpson as he strangles an intern with a twizzler. AAAAKUUUU!!- Samurai Jack 'almost any episode' |
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Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 5,176 - Follows: 4,574 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
The Blood Angel by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Naruto's 16 and he learns of the two bloodlines flowing in him. Namikaze the Doujutsu Shintengan. Uzumaki The power to command the seas, but when Red Feathers start showing up, and a great threat rises, he's the only one that can stop it NaruxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,756 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Windows of the Soul by Dez Guardius reviews
In the aftermath of the MizukiScroll incident, Naruto discovers his secret heritage and his ancestors' legacy. Watch him grow to become a legend all on his own... without the Kyuubi to helphinder him. NarutoHAREM, select chapters will contain LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 100,442 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,761 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U.
The Maelstrom of Konoha Book 1 by Cantor reviews
Naruto was a regular genin training hard with the help of two beautiful sensei. While everything seems fine though, danger lurks ahead, and the Kyuubi is in the middle of it all. 'Naruto my way', but diverges later. Epic. --Anko/Naru/Kure--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 187,835 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 1,852 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Breaking the Boundaries by calatrava reviews
The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 486,350 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 2,508 - Follows: 2,053 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fox of Konoha by CrazyLikeArt reviews
The Kyuubi attack never happened, the hero of the village never died, and a child sits in the forest alone, waiting to show the world his power. *warning- follows major canon events* *abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,283 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 3,143 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U.
The Nine Broken Mirrors by Ayien reviews
When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,734 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 2,824 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Nature of Love by Nate Grey reviews
6 year olds Gaara and Naruto are exchanged by their villages. Yugito and Akatsuki are locked in a race to unite the last demon vessels. With couples you can't admit you love: GaaraAyame, SasuHina, KakaAnko, InoNaruKin, KibaSaku, IrukaTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 367,306 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 3,373 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
I Live On by SyncroX reviews
NarutoBleach Xover To think that death is just as screwed up as life. Right, why is he a Shinigami again? Oh, because Uchiha Sasuke became a hollow. Naruto embraces death with a new vigour as he finds precious people to protect once again. NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 234,334 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 2,548 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U.
The Avatar and the Demon by RaiderXV reviews
The story begins right at the end of the battle at the valley of the end. Naruto will be banished from Konoha and travel to visit the world of Aaang. NaruHina AangKata...Warning: Sakura and Sasuke bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,525 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Naruto U., Aang
Spiritual Fox by TsukasaTheFominian reviews
While running from an angry mob on his birthday, seven-year-old Naruto finds himself in a strange land where a shinobi turned priest offers to train him as a ninja. Not super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,239 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Daddy's the Rokudaime?: Finding Naruto by Shodaime reviews
ON HIATUS: Ten years since the end of Akatsuki. Tsunade is retiring next year and needs a successor. But the only one she deems fit has been banished for the better half of a decade. The Konoha 12 must now find Naruto and bring him back, his son
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,607 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U.
Senju Naruto by Baal of Yarns reviews
You'd think being brought up by his Sannin mother instead of as an outcast would make Naruto's life a little easier. Not so for a guy with a demon trapped in his belly, even if he's genetically predisposed to handling it. Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,714 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 4,483 - Follows: 4,052 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's happyness by RaiderXV reviews
Naruto is taken in by the Hyuga but later asked to leave. How will this affect Naruto? How will this affect Naruto's happiness? NaruHina, SasuSaku, Others as they become evident.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 105,498 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto the Beast King by Froggy-slice reviews
A boy is born. He is the first of his kind. His stunning abilities will lead to confrontations and meetings with several different legendary beings. Meet the first lord of the common beasts, Uzumaki Naruto. Naru/harem Sasuke/Harem Shika/harem Gaa/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,228 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Naruto U.
Hollowfication by Akatsuki Leader13 reviews
AU Aizen creates 3 new arrancars that not even Ichigo can beat. Arrancar made from three of his closest friends. Can they be saved or will they destory all that they once cared about? The Rewrite is up!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,368 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Tatsuki A., Keigo A. - Complete
Crimson Edge by Case13 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto always knew he was special. He always knew he was important. He thought it was because of the Kyuubi. Turns out he got two out of the three right. Bleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,033 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Konoha no Tsurugi by TitaniumWyvern reviews
[Sword of Konoha]Naruto is a jinchuuriki who possesses the ultimate offense of wind. see as his progresses into the greatest asset of Konoha or it's cause of ruin. Pairing: NarutoxTayuyaxTemari [might develop into harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,908 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 9/23/2006
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9293 - Favs: 7,355 - Follows: 3,430 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Namikaze Hokage by NamikazeNaruto reviews
AU. What if Naruto discovered about his heritage before he entered the academy? How would he turn out? Read and find out as Naruto strives to accomplish of his goals of becoming Hokage and revive the Namikaze Clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,408 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
The mask reviews
During a D-rank mission Naruto discovers an ancient power that will help him become Hokage. What will Naruto become with the right training and a little back up? NarutoXbleach crossover
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 129 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kin T.