![]() Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Greetings friends, this is your friendly government ageant the white shadow here. I've been assigned with the task of making fanfics to appease the sheeple and keep them busy on their computers. Since I know none of you will believe this I've decided to give you some information about the world that we've been hiding from you 1. Jesus is black. 2. Ronald Reagan was the devil 3. The government has been lying about 9/11 (Although I hope most of you knew this by now) 4. Dick Cheney didn't shoot his friend on accident. 5. Tupac is alive and he works as a B.K. manager in Wyoming (That witness protection program is a bitch) 6. The cure for AIDS has been found but, we're making waaay too much money of the research so we keep it under wraps. We have also fused the AIDS virus with Cancer to amke a powerful new STD know as CAIDS (In slang Tumor dick) 7. On his last day in office president Bush plans to set off every nuclear device in America. He even has one set to blow up Obama's house. 8.Mcain and Cheney have buttons that kills someone any time they see the grim reaper so they can buy more time. Qoutes... beacuse I can Either this man has a light bulb shoved up his but or his colon just had a great idea- Dr. Cocks 'Scrubs' I'm not a racist! I hate everyone equally. This guy got hit right in his pelvus and that sends you flipping through the air like Eddy Gordo in Tekken when somebody doesn't know how to do Combo moves- Dane Cook Dude you ever notice how clouds are like... floaty and shit- Me Masturbation is a celibate man's crack- Also me Your gonna die some day- My band when he wants to threaten us, but he knows he'll lose his job if he tells us he'll kill us directly. MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS!!-System of a down 'Cigaro' The world is spinnin too fast. I buy lead Nike shoes. To keep myself tethered to the days I tried to lose.- Gorrilaz '19-2000' There's a hundred punks graduating from Syracuse who would kill for your job- Homer Simpson as he strangles an intern with a twizzler. AAAAKUUUU!!- Samurai Jack 'almost any episode' |
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