I'm not a writer, I'm a reviewer. I don't give people that cutsey "Aww, well done, keep writing." I'm honest. If it was shit, i'll tell you it's shit. If it's awsome, I'll tell you it's awsome. I critisize, if there was gramatical error, I'll tell you. Don't start a bloody argument because I hurt your feelings, if I mention something that's bad, the chances are, other people have to, I'm just the type of person to tell you. So rather than starting an argument about how about you EDIT your story, and make it better, so I DON'T critisize it, hmm?

I'm a fifteen year old boy from Norfolk, I like to play the Cello, and do athletics, like running. I wear reading glasses, because I can't see for shit without them. I like to complain, about anything I can. If you don't like it, fuck off, ignore my comments, but then you wouldn't be able to improve, huh?

Like I said, I'm not a writer, so if you're looking for stories you can fuck off.

I don't like annoying people, I don't like music, it always gives me some headache, especially screamo shit. I like Cello music, or piano, but I hate singers. I don't like anime, it's dumb and weird.

I've got 2 dogs, 4 rabbits, 2 snakes and 3 cats. My dad just wont stop buying more animals. The snakes and rabbits are my favourite, because they don't really make noise or jump into my bed and scare the fuck out of me.

My dad is awsome, older sister is in college, and my oldest sister is off at Uni. I don't see my mum, and I don't want to.

I like seafood, the colour red, and honesty.

I don't like chocolate, in fact, the only sweet I do like is liquorice.

I like visiting Germany, because it's legal to screw my sister.

Kidding. It's awsome, and the forests smell nice.

I don't write or beta. I'm a full out reviewer, and honesty is my biggest attribute. I'm brutally honest, and that means I'm pretty rude to people.

But honestly? I don't really care, so you can whine if I critisize your story, but I don't really care, so you're wasting your time.

I'm currently working on writing 'How to write 101' for fictionpress.net, and a 'Plot Bunny Adoption Centre' also for fictionpress.net

I may or may not be attracted to the male of our species...in a very homosexual way.