One day, I woke up and realized that I was tired of trying to write well. I no longer wanted to write plots or epic multiple part stories. Sadly, my other user name is sort of connected to things like that. The solution? Become someone else! This is my new account so that I can just post CRAP without dirtying up my reputation. I'm not going to write well. I'm not going to outline or spell check or CARE.

ENJOY Inappropriate Things. ENJOY.