Hello, I'm Q.

I'm asexual and homoromantic, meaning I don't experience sexual attraction and I fall in love with girls. I do say that I'm a lesbian normally, usually just because it's easier. You can find me on tumblr as either 'am-i-being-crystal-queer' (my sjw/fandom blog) or 'spilled-ink-in-my-veins' (my writing/meta/poem blog).

I'm a huge shipper and relative fangirl, though I have a tendency to get involved in fandoms before I actually, like, have seen the show/read the book. Exhibit A: Supernatural. I'm starting on the first few seasons, but I was on ao3 and I was like 'hey what's this Castiel/Dean Winchester couple I keep seeing everywhere? They're REALLY popular!' and so I looked through a couple fanfictions and then I went to their Wiki and now my life is ruined.

Don't get involved in Supernatural, kids! It'll tear your heart out and kill you slowly!

But I'll probably just do my book stuff here, like HP and TMI and HG, and stuff like that. Maybe a little Sherlock (BBC, duh). And I'll ship pretty much anything when it comes to HP but I mostly write H/G, R/H, N/L, S/R, D/H, etc.

UPDATE: My story The Elemental Seven has been taken down to be rewritten.

Stereotypes (mine are italicized)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm NORTHERN, so I MUST be a liberal.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm in a ROCK BAND, so I MUST do drugs and be a bad influence.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecker.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Well, I'd like to think so at least).

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm BI, so I MUST be unable to choose.

I'm PAN, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot.

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink, too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST be broke.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be gay.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (In my defense, blood is really interesting).

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME or COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to REN. FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER, too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.

I'm a CUTTER, so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.

I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA so I MUST be a psychotic freak that yells at the walls.

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I write sad poetry, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone. (I really wouldn't mind this).

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.

I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention.

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up.

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish.

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with.

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian.

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly.

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider.

I LOVE metal music, so I MUST be a middle aged guy with mental issues or a goth.

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm RUDE, so I MUST be a nasty person.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I supported OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered

I hate FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be ANOREXIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINDED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I look HISPANIC, so I MUST be MEXICAN.

Headcanons

Hermione is black. Don't fight me on this. Hermione's storyline and the way other characters is so much more profound when she is headcanoned black. People having problems with pronouncing her name, 'Mudblood', her social activism dismissed as 'angry black woman', her hair, working hard because of wage gap... just. Black Hermione.

Lily's cat, mentioned in her letter to Sirius, survived Voldemort's attack and had kittens, one of which grew up to become Crookshanks.

Dudley has magic, but only a little. Not enough to be admitted to Hogwarts, but enough so that his children were magical and went to Hogwarts.

Hagrid got his wand back after the Second Wizarding War and both taught and learned.

Harry is pansexual, and dated Draco Malfoy. Don't fight me on this either. I am a H/G shipper till kingdom come, but D/H comes right after that.

Draco is either bi or gay.

Hermione was Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, and also ran for Minister. She didn't get the job, but her close friend Susan Bones did.

Luna's mother, October Lovegood, was best friends with Lily Potter, and they often worked together in potions, both being fantastic Potions students. After graduating from Hogwarts, they remained best friends and worked together to create new potions. When Lily died, October spent more and more time with Luna, because she couldn't bear to work in the lab without her best friend. Her work got sloppy, and one day a potion exploded, killing her and severely injuring Luna.

Astoria Greengrass is disabled. The Greengrasses wanted to remain neutral, inciting Voldemort's ire, and Bellatrix attacked Astoria one night. Her parents managed to save her life, but Astoria remained forever in a wheelchair.

The Marauders sympathized immediately with Hagrid. James bought him Fang in his second year, and Hagrid returned the favor at Lily and James' wedding- Lily always loved cats (the cat, of course, is mentioned in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows- it likely was killed by Voldemort or starved to death).

Hagrid babysat for Ron and Hermione.

I don't care what the books say, 'Albus Severus' is actually 'Cedric Rubeus', two genuinely kind people, neither of which are a) abusive dicks, or b) well-meaning but manipulative old men.

Helga Hufflepuff hated Herbology, and was actually a Potions mistress. Rowena loved Charms, Godric was obsessed with Transfiguration, and Salazar, oddly enough, had a peculiar fascination with Arithmancy and Herbology.

Draco Malfoy was Hermione's most generous sponsor for SPEW. Dobby was his best friend, and he hated seeing him being abused by his parents, especially Lucius.

Lily was pregnant when she died. (I think we've all heard this one).

Neville named his first child Alice, after his mother. His second was Pomona, after the woman who taught him everything he knew.

After the Battle, Luna and Neville dated, but split because of their work. Luna married Rolf and Neville married Hannah, but Rolf cheated on Luna after Lysander and Lorcan were born, and they divorced. Hannah died in childbirth, delivering her second child. A year later, Luna and Neville started dating again and eventually married. They had no kids together- four was enough for them.

Neville found a plant while on a vacation, and sent it to Luna. She created a potion that allowed Alice and Frank, though completely unable to move, to speak. However, the potion came with complications and risky side effects. Six months after awakening, Alice and Frank died in their sleep.

Padma and Pansy fell in love (thank dirgewithoutmusic for this one. She makes me cry way too much).