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Okay I have no clue why you are here but I'll tell you about myself anyways

Name:Jordan a.k.a. shadowzelda-43 (you can call me shadow)
Gender:Female
Age:Teenager
Interest:Males
Location:Room on the 3rd floor in Transylvania located in Wonderland
Eye color:It changes (could be blue or more of a green or a grayish color) but it's supposed to be blue
Hair color:red (I'm a ginger! FEAR ME!)
Skin color:pale
Birthday: July 2nd
Zodiac sign:Ox
Astrology sign:Cancer

my account on deviantart:
youtube:http://www.youtube.com/user/dougiepoynterfan01

Likes/loves:McFly,My friends,yaoi(long story),video games,drawing,anime,manga,music,talking in a different language to annoy the crap out of people,dogs,music,swimming,lighting,etc

Dislikes/hates:certain foods, some heights, spiders(BURN IN HELL! :O), no computer, homework, school, people who mess with me or my friends, not seeing my friends, most songs that only talk about trying to get some, getting someone drunk to get some, or failing to get some(seriously we get it you can't get laid so shut up already!), the song pretty boy swag (it gave me a headache I hated it so much), stuff like that

Fav parings:Just My Luck(a.k.a McFly[a.k.a My OTPS]): Danny x Dougie and Harry x Tom

Kingdom Hearts: Sora x Roxas, Ventus x Vantias, Leon x Cloud, Riku x Axel, Terra x Aqua, Demyx x Zexion, Naminé x Axel, Kairi x Riku, Xion x Axel

Fruits Basket: Kyo x Yuki, Hatsuharu x Momiji, Ayame x Shigure, Kisa x Hiro, Hatsharu x Rin

Legend of Zelda: Dark Link x Link, Blue x Red, Zelda x Link, Dark Link x Malon

Naruto: Naruto x Sasuke, Hinata x Kiba, Neji x Garra, Sakura x Sai

Danny Phantom: Danny Fenton x Danny Phantom

Maximum Ride: Fang x Iggy, Fang x Max

Big Time Rush: Kendall x James, Logan x Carlos

and that's not even half!

Music: McFly (they are awesome!! LOVE them to death!), The Saturdays, Coldplay, The Blaqk Year, Avril Lavigne, The Beatles, The Beach Boys (My dad got me to like them), Busted, My Chemical Romance, Son of Dork, Blink 182, Panic!At the Disco, Elvis Presley (Again my dad), Good Charlotte, Paramore, Kerli, All Time Low, Forever The Sickest Kids, Simple Plan, Fall Out Boy, Tokio Hotel, Fightstar, Maroon 5, NickleBack, Evanescence, 3OH!3, Linkin Park, Attack Attack!, Muse, Cartel ,Nirvana, Framing Hanley, AFI, Mayday Parade, Cobra Starship, Pink, Green Day, Papa Roach, Citizen Cope, Allison Iraheta, Matchbox Twenty, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Red, The Script, Three Days Grace, Pearl Jam, etc...

THE KH SURVEY

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Aqua, she's pretty awesome

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xemnas. Do I really need to explain?

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi. For my own reasons.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town, you get vampire Sora!

6. Least Favorite World?

Timeless River...

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ultima Weapon,Oblivion,Oathkeeper, and Two become One

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Can't think of one.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Simba!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora and Roxas!!Why you ask? Because it's either hot, sexy, or cute!!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Riku x Sora and Roxas x Axel. Why? Because I see to much of it and now it's just not my cup of tea. And any humanxanimal. If the animal can't turn into a human and is like Mickey, then it's a 10 on the eww and wrong scale.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Not yet I haven't...(or maybe I have :O )

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

That one could go on and on and on...

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Roxas disappearing!! T_T

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Jack Sparrow cause he kicks BUTT :)

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Let's not bring that up shall we?*coughyeahcoughcough*

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

If not he sure can rock the look(roxas too)!

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

I don't even think God himself knows the answer to that. But I'll go with yes. (and a lot of other people are too)

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

sometimes.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine if it comes down to it. She's cool.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

That Ventus is Roxas's long lost twin and Vanitas is Sora's...or something like that. Or do you mean something else?

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Nope, it was helpful

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Sora then I'd turn him into a heartless, get Roxas, and turn him back to normal so I have both. (you didn't say i couldn't cheat) XD

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora because I can be overly happy and hyper and I make weird face expressions.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

In a dream I had I got attacked by my own heartless and nobody and I woke up screaming, when I explained to my mom I got stared at like I was nuts.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No but if I did I'd cosplay as Sora or Roxas or Namine

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Sora's face expressions

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

...thinking on it

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Roxas, drive forms, organization XII

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion because he won't confuse the crap out of me

33. Riku or Roxas?

Roxas no duh

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora but I still have lots of love for Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Demyx, he has a sitar. :D

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene, she has backbone and ISN'T paired with the people I like.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

Neither :P

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku...I think

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

neither but if I have to i'm going with SoKai

41.Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Paopu fruit

42. Cloud or Leon

Cloud (but i still like Leon)

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Damn that's a hard one

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Sora,Roxas,Ventus,Vanitas,Leon,Cloud,Zack,Terra,Axel,Zexion,Demyx

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Super Smash Bros. I guess

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas looks scarily like Ventus and like Cloud.Sora looks like Vantias. Axel looks like Reno.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

Birth by Sleep

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Kingdom hearts 2 because its more fun and has Roxas

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Every single bit of it!!

Now for the random crap!

READ THEM! You know you want to... :)

If you don't answer your house phone because if it was for you they'd call your cellphone, copy and paste this to your profile (made that one up :) )

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Copy and paste this to your profile if every time someone call you weird/crazy/insane you just laugh and ask them when they first noticed.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you are constantly using big words or making up your own.

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile.

If you have Phantom Phever and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think being popular sucks, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Copy and paste this to your profile if you were very, VERY, VERY angry when Danny phantom was canceled.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices of random book or movie characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed at people getting hurt copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. (Five minutes? That's my minimum time! no wait I think 30 seconds was because of school)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (both)

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you laugh whenever someone dies in a world-ending movie copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a yaoi-fangirl please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, then put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa put this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped on your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

f you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

Copy and paste into your profile if you believe that ordinary people can change the world.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you have ever quoted a song, movie line, etc, copy this into you profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I have so many nicknames I can't keep up with them)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

95 percent of American teen girls would rush in a mob to every sperm bank if Robert Pattinson announced that he had donated sperm. Copy this to your profile if you would be part of the 5 percent holding a gun, watching the mob rush by, and picking off the weaklings...

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, shadowzelda-43

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, LoveIchigo, Inner-Hollow, Fullmetal Embers, Deidara-SasuKitti, Aniki’s Obsession, Sasukeluva223, shadowzelda-43

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a converstation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign then copy this on your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a scary crush on a anime/manga character, the paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

K think we're done there

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for...ass (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

If your parents ask what 'yaoi' is, tell them it stands for "Young Academics On Ice."

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Jorizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Wolf

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Danielle Atwood

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Garjoker (XD)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Blue YooHoo (that sounds threatening)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last
letter of your moms middle name): Orduibe

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Gale

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Demon (sweeet)

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry Bomb

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Black Hook (Nice!)

Put an X if you have done these things

x You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X You have tried to lick your elbow

X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
X You just tried to sing them

X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

X You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

X Sometimes you just stop thinking.
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

X You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
X You use your fingers to do simple math.

X You have eaten a bug

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand
X You break a lot of things.

X Your friends know not to use big words around you.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

X The word 'um' is used many times a day

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

Quotes:

--Avatar the Last Airbender Quotes (with some of my inputs)--

"what's going on? did we get captured again?"
"it's nothing. i just had a bad dream. go back to sleep."
"don't have to tell me twice" -Aang and Sokka

"It was just a dream, Momo. I still have my pants."-Aang
"What happened? You get raped?"-me

"How stupid do you think I am?"
"Pretty stupid. RUN!"- Zuko and Sokka

"I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly any higher?"
"I’ve got an idea, why don’t we all get on your back and you can fly us to the North Pole?"- Aang and Sokka

"Yeah, this makes a alot of sense. Let's bring the guy who's constantly trying to kill us!" -Sokka

"The universe just loves proving me wrong!"
"You make it to easy!"
*few seconds later*
"Thank you the universe."-Sokka and Toph

What you call dirt i call a healthy coating of Earth -Toph
"AMEN TO THAT!"-me

"Violence is never the answer."
"So what are you going to do when you face my father?" -Aang and Zuko

"It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!" -Sokka
"If it's from Mario it might be. If it's a shroom, run for your life."-me

--That '70s show quotes--

"Kelso we've been over this. No crying in the circle"-Eric

"Hey! This circle is sacred, okay? You don't do anything in here that you wouldn't do in a church! No, wait...in a cemetery! No, wait...in the teacher's lounge! Man, I've done it everywhere!" -Kelso

"What is wrong with you!? Were you dropped on your head!?"
"Yes! I was! And up until now everyone had the good grace not to mention it!" -Kitty and Kelso

"I'm getting a really weird vibe, like before a tornado...or Dracula." -Hyde

"You can't make me join the army, okay? I'll cut off a toe!" -Eric

"What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?" -Eric

"Look, all I'm saying is that Daddy works really hard and nothing in this house is cheap."
"Except you."
"Oh believe me, I am not cheap."
"Fine, free, whatever." -Eric and Laurie

Donna, this is Kelso we're talking about. The guy who doesn't know how a hot dog survives in the wild with no eyes." -Eric

"What country are you from?"
"What country are YOU from?'
"America."
"Fine! Mystery solved!" -Fez and Hyde

"wheres my candy's you son of a bitch?" -Fez

"What happens in cat and mouse when the cat is retarded?" -Fez

"Good Day!"
"But Fez"
"I said Good Day!!" -Fez and mostly everyone else

--Other--

"Bros before hoes!"-best friend/adopted sister(not really adopted)
"We're girls. So what do we say?"-me
"Sisters before misters!"-best friend/adopted sister(not really adopted)
"K then!"-me

"We go by that bros before hoes saying"-me
"But we're girls"-Kaila
"Ummmmmm...chicks before dicks! :D"-me
"Nice!"-Kaila

"Your life's gonna backfire and when it does i'll laugh"-me

"Some people look at the glass half full. Some look at the glass half empty. Me? I'm just wondering what the hell I'm drinking."-me

"Good things come to those who wait? With getting tickets to a concert that's half true. If you can't wait and start getting in line as soon as you can (not really caring if there not on sell) you're more likely to get good seats. If you did that and then wait for them to actually be on sell (cause chances are you got there pretty d@mn early) then you're more likely to get the tickets (cause if you walk out of your place in line you aren't getting it back)."-me

"So if there's a world opposite of Earth does that mean video game people and stuff like that are real and we're not? And does that also mean that the straight people are gay? If so I wanna go there ASAP! 8D"
"I could finally make my yaoi dreams real!"-me and my messed up thoughts

"Do I have a billboard over me that says hit jordan or something?!"-me

"She cries when she falls down on the floor. I fall down the freaking stairs headfirst and I just get up and laugh it off!"-me
"XD"-my best friends

falls up stairs*
*laughing head off at self*
"Jordan! Are you okay!?-Kaila
"I'm good!"-me
"You really do laugh everything off."-Kaila
"Yep and I have officially fallen down and up the stairs!"-me

"Microsoft Word is wrong! I DO spell my full name right!"-me

"I was in the moment and the moment said smack ya"-some ad

"In what world makes you think I care?"-me

"I don't give a crap so shut up!"-me

"Do you want me to lie or say the truth?"-me

"When all else fails,play video games"-me

"We're two nuts in a house. Thankfully we're in a nut house."-my 7th grade homeroom teacher

"I started my own quarter jar today"-mom

"You just NOW got the fact i'm random? Wow that's sad."-me

"You know that weapon you offered me? Yeah I want it now."-me

"I'm either high or going nuts"-me

"I'm not crazy! Only 80% crazy, can't make the other 20% go nuts!" -me

"The old six flags man dances better than you!!...wait he dances better than a lot of people."-me

"You owe me a dollar"-me
"Okay. I'll get it to you on Monday"-friend
"And a new eardrum"-me
"Sorry can't do that"-friend

"She'll be a pirate for the summer"-mom
"Shut up." 'I'd rather be a ninja'-me

"Give me my hat back!"-best friend
"What's the magic word?"-me
"Please."-best friend
"NO!"-me
"Lotion?"-best friend
"I...lotion?That's a new one.But I mean MY magic word!"-me
"Shamwow!"-best friend
"There ya go!:D"-me

"Global warming didn't cause all the heat and droughts, someone just dropped a freaking Shamwow and it worked really damn well!"-me
"You know they don't work right?"-best friend
"Yeah I know they ain't worth a whoop but it's pretty dang fun to say"-me

"Jordan are you in any gangs?"-mom
"Mom the only "gang" I have is me and my bane of idiots"-me

"It's Shamwow!"-me
"No it's Shampow"-sister (real one)
"No,Shamwow"-me
"Shampow"-sister
"Shamwow"-me
"Shampow"-sister
"Shamwow"-me
"SHAMPOW"-sister
"It is SHAMWOW and that's that because the creeper that tried to sell it SAID SO!"-me

"And what have we learned?"-me
"Never doubt Jordan"-sister
"Good girl"-me

"So what do we get for 1,000 points on Super City?"-me
"Golden pioneer status." -sister
"No meet McFly?"- me
"No and you would also have to start all over again."-sister
"Okay skipping that because meeting McFly comes first, status later"-me
":)"-sister

"Super City hates me doesn't it?"-me
"Seems like it. I'm sorry"-sister
"TT_TT"-me

"Jordan you have bad luck with computers."-sister
"More than aware."-me

"This better be good because I was watching Pones!"-me
*one video later*
"Now I like this video for 2 reasons. 1. the song and 2. I got pones X3"-me

"Jordan you look like you're up to something."-sister
"I'm always up to something!"-me

"Sit down, cry a river, build a bridge, and get that crap over it already!"-me

"So Edward Elric doesn't like to be called short? How about vertically challenged? Or an Oompa-Loompa! 8)"-me

"Yes I DID fall down the stairs headfirst thank you very much!" -me

"I stopped listening when the first words came out of your mouth."-me

"Nobody listens to the redhead. Even if she's right."-me

"Being the youngest means you have no power."-me

"I'm just good at getting away with things!"-me

"You break it. I come after you with a sword and a bat."-me

"I'm serious! I didn't do anything this time!"-me

"I'm not guilty for the first part! The second part I am."-me

"I got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it!"-jack sparrow

"It's not what you actually know, it's what they think you know"

“I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew”

"If someone yells "Hoedown!" and you throw your girlfriend down on the floor, you might be a redneck"

The Last Circle..
Fez: "Hey guys, I have incredible news.. I kissed Jacqueline Burckhart!"
Hyde: "Yeah Fez, I have some incredible news too.. So did everyone else!
Kelso: "I think it made totally sense that Fez ended up with Jackie. She started out with me, the Ferrari, and..then she went to Hyde, the Mustang. Now she's with Fez. It's like a donkey pulling a cart full of brightly colored Mexican blankets"
Eric: "(laughs) Oh hey Kelso, I almost forgot. I got you something from Africa for your daughter. Check it out! A genuine plastic rhinohorn!"
Kelso: "(takes the horn and puts it on his head) This is awesome! Look guys I'm a rhino! WRAF WRAF!!"

Hyde:"Guys.. I think it's time we honor all the braincells who survived the 70s. Despite our best efforts, some of those bastards pulled it through. But tonight, they're going down!"
Fez: "Die braincells die! And you're next liver! (drinks beer)"

Hyde: "Hey, did you guys hear that there's a car that runs on water? It's got a fiberblast aircooled engine and it runs on water man!"
Kelso: "(stunned) It like we never run out of things to talk about!"
Jackie: "I knew you would be down here."
Donna: "You guys, it's almost midnight. Mrs. Forman is pouring the champagne!"
(all rise)
Eric: "Hey guys, last one upstairs... Has to call Red a dumbass!"
(Kelso and Hyde fighting, Hyde wins and runs upstairs)
Kelso: "Ah man..."
(puts on football helmet and goes upstairs)

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

The Real RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT 'SONG TITLE' DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Have fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
So what by Pink (okay...moving on)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
American Idiot by Green Day (I am one :D)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
If everyone cared by Nickleback (k then)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
What I've Done by Linkin Park (not making much sense)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
get away by hed pe (wow...)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
creepshow by Kerli (oh well)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Rockstar by Prima J (XD)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Stupid Girls by Pink (only when not in school)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Before the Worst by the Script (sometimes)

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Goodnight, Farewell by The Blaqk Year (to math!?)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
How you remind me by Nickleback (of your crazy personality)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Missing by Evanescence (maybe so, maybe not)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Corrupted by McFly (don't know bout that)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Somewhere I belong by Linkin Park (with him?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Men in black cover by Forever the sickest kids (not really a wedding song, but cool none the less)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
She falls asleep part 2 by McFly (it's what that song is about that's freaking me out)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Chasing Lights by The Saturdays (that'd be hard to catch *gets rocks thrown at*)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Through the Fire and the Flames by Dragonforce (that would hurt)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Secret by The Pierces (O_o must be a bad one)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Wake me up when September ends by Green Day (It's not even September!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Headstrong by Trapt (lol)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AD?
Clocks by Coldplay (double what?)

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this, But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, Please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true, And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away…

Copy and paste this if you're against racism!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are a jackass
I hate you-by shadowzelda-43 (i was bored that day)

You are a Chibi Seme

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

I must be really bored if I'm doing this and you too if your still reading this XD
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
(crazy indeed)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff..
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I'm a teenager. We all disagree with everything.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (band geek)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
(I am against it but I'm not crazy against it)
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

Hate Me?.•.•.•.Do I Care
Fuck Me?.•.•.•.Fuck You
Cant Stand Me.•.•.•.Sit Down
Cant Face Me.•.•.•.Turn The Fuck Around
I Use Brains.•.•.•.You Dont
Think Im Ugly.•.•.•. Dont Look At Me
Dont Like My Style.•.•.•.Dont Like Yours
Got A Problem With Me.•.•.•.Solve It
Dont Judge Me If You Dont Know Me!

I was born on the day of Xigbar.
In the month of Saix.
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Saix.
I'm Larxene years old.
My favorite number is Roxas.
But my lucky number is Vexen, Xaldin.
If you get it, put your own on your profile.

Little Aurora

dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity in you for little Aurora and you hate child abuse with a passion you will help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself beter with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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The other half of me by PerfectDreamWithHim reviews
Tom and Dougie are a non identical twin who are going to a new school but there's someone else who is new.. PONES and a bit FLONES
Just My Luck - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,430 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Danny J., Dougie P. - Complete
The Trigger by ArtemisPhantom reviews
Danny may never be the same again, so will McFly survive these hard times? Can the rest of the band bring back the boy they all knew and loved? Rated for language and angsty stuff. DannyXDougie.
Just My Luck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/27/2008
Confession Problems! by Nostalgic5947 reviews
The SEQUEL to Twin Problems: Dan has come out about being dead, but the next coming out isn't as easy. Can Dan tell Danny he loves him? Will he even admit it to himself? SLASH/yaoi DPDF others I'm BACK!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
The Boy Next Door by satin-skies reviews
After Dougie is forced to move, he thought his life was over. Little did he know...it was only just beginning. PONES SLASH!
Just My Luck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,737 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Danny J., Dougie P. - Complete
Fairytale or nightmare? by PerfectDreamWithHim reviews
Dougie goes to a new school because he was being bullied in the last ones. He thinks this school will be the same as all the others but then he meets a certain boy that will change his life forgood. Dougie POV. Slash!
Just My Luck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 21,252 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Danny J., Dougie P. - Complete