Well, um. Hey there. I don't really know what to write here. I can't think of anything right on the spot, ya know? And I'm not gonna like, plan this out or anything. I don't even do that in stories! Heh. Um. I got into fanfiction because my friends showed my "My Immortal", the fanfic, and I decided that's just the greatest piece of American Literature that has ever been and will ever be in existence, ya know? So I looked up more fanfiction stuff and well, HERE I AM BRO.

I JUST INSERTED A HORIZONTAL LINE. Now my text is bold. Now it's italicized. OMG NOW IT'S BOTH. Yeah, I am just having WAY too much fun with this. I'm really awkward. Aren't I just gr8, though? GR8. GEE. ARE. EIGHT. I'm left-handed, like William Becket. OR WHOEVER IT IS IN THE ACADEMY WAS. Heh. Well. Yeahhh. jhskjerhwjb. I like bears. UMM. This is awkward, so I'm going to stop typing now. Peace out, broski.

Gee, this is long, but I'm going to copy-paste this anyways c:

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

*I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (I'm not Asian but I am pretty sexy... ;D)

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

*I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a btch.

*I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.

*I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

*I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

*I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

*I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

*I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

*I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

*I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

*I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

*I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST behomosexual

*I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

*I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

*I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

*I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

*I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

*I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

*I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

*I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

*I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

*I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(LOL)

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

*I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

*I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

*I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

*I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

*I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

*I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

*I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

*I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

*I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

*I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

*I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak(I think freaks are AWESOME)

*I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

*I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

*I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

*I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

*I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

*I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

*I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

*I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

*I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

*I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

*I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

*I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (well I try not to curse, it slips out sometimes)

*I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

*I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

*I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

*I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

*I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

*I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

*I used to CUT so I MUST be emo. (Well I'm scene so :P)

*I CUT OR USED TO CUT, so my parents MUST beat and/or neglect me.

I have DONE DRUGS, so I MUST be an awful, screwed up person

I'm QUIET, so I MUST hate you all and be an outcast