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Joined 10-31-14, id: 6250468, Profile Updated: 11-22-14
Author has written 4 stories for Elder Scroll series, A song of Ice and Fire, and Nerima Daikon Brothers/練馬大根ブラザーズ.

Elder Scrolls aficionado, Pokénerd, Dragon Age fan, and Homestuck trash, among other things. I probably won't update very frequently, as I'm dealing with serious back/shoulder/neck/arm injuries and am drowning in schoolwork I've been physically unable to do. For that same reason, I am also unable to satisfy my Elder Scrolls addiction, so I've turned to writing fanfiction. I am by no means very good at it, and my characters are probably Sues in some way (especially ones based off of my in-game PCs), but I enjoy my writing and feel like sharing it. I also have a bad habit of having a million writing projects going on at once.

I do not write shipping fics. Pretty much all of my fanfiction revolves around characters and shenanigans. It also tends to have a lot of violence and/or other less-than-pleasant themes in it, because when you use writing as a creative outlet for mental baggage things turn dark. If you like to read about snarky douchenuggets and awkward nerdy losers getting killed, you might like my stuff. If not, well, you can always read No One Liked Dicks More Than Wooper.

Most of my stuff is probably going to be rated M. I tend not to censor myself and I'm not quite sure where the boundary between T and M lies as far as violence and language are concerned, so I'm playing it safe rather than risk rating something too low.

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Middle of Nowhere by Wyolake reviews
"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 99 - Words: 449,388 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 1,362 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Alistair, Amell
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35024 - Favs: 24,918 - Follows: 18,610 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No One Liked Dicks More Than Wooper by kkkitn666 reviews
this time on woopers believe it or not! this collab actually has a plot
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival
All Roads Lead to Denerim by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
All Origins may be true, but that doesn't mean it'll be easy to take out that pesky archdemon. Between a xenophobic Dalish, a reformed playboy, a mage prodigy with a bad temper, and others, getting through the Blight without strangling one another (or Alistair, for that matter) will be hard enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 398,192 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 2,966 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
The Neveragaine Strikes Back by Helena L reviews
Sequel to 'The Neveragaine'. Someone is trying to kill Ada, and she's not happy about it. But when she travels to mainland Morrowind to track down her would-be assassin, she quickly finds herself in way over her head...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010
Tales From Cyrodiil: Birth Signs by SickleYield reviews
Ashleigh Prideaux has come a long way from High Rock seeking a cure for his illness. That quest will lead him into unexpected places. He certainly didn't expect the battle-weary Altmer or the Argonian who thinks he's a Khajiiti female. Now complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,244 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
The Neveragaine by Helena L reviews
Ada Ventura just wants to get back to her homeland of Cyrodiil, but a series of bizarre events conspire to force her down the path of the Nerevarine. She can't really be the reincarnation of a legendary Dunmer hero... can she?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 220,667 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: Before I Wake by SickleYield reviews
This is a story about Sleepers and Sleepless, about the lives and loyalties of the Kyn. This is a tale of two Dremora. Rated T for violence and themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,086 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: Not Even A Prayer by SickleYield reviews
Fifth story in the TFC universe: A Dunmeri paladin explores faith, love, and the whacking of zombies. Rated T for violence and themes. Now complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,238 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Tales From Cyrodiil: A Second Cold Light by SickleYield reviews
Continuation of the story in TFC: The Cold Light of Day. The further adventures of Agronak gro Malog following his death in the Arena. T for violence and themes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,132 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 12/15/2006
Tales from Cyrodiil: Luckless by SickleYield reviews
Independent storyline in the TFC universe, based on a Hero of Kvatch who has lost her gloss and the only companion she can find who will put up with her. Rated for violence. Now complete.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: The Cold Light of Day by SickleYield reviews
Second in a series about the darker characters of Cyrodiil. After his final defeat in the Arena, Agronak gro Malog is about to discover that death is not always the end. Now complete, though a sequel is likely.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,479 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Tales from Cyrodiil: A Dark Beginning by SickleYield reviews
A new recipient of the Dark Gift falls down the wrong well and ends up in a whole new world. Rated for violence and the fact that the entire story is about assassins. Now complete, and a big thanks to everyone who took time to leave their reviews.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,668 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
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Game of Daikons
I suppose I should be sorry, but I don't think I am. Based on an exchange I had with a dear friend of mine.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Nerima Daikon Brothers/練馬大根ブラザーズ - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Cersei L., Sansa S., Ilyn P. - Complete
I Mantled Nerevar and All I Got Was This Ring reviews
A power-hungry Khajiiti murderer with roots in the Renrijra Krin and a disregard for everything Imperial finds herself shuttled off to Morrowind to impersonate the reincarnation of Indoril Nerevar. Needless to say, things don't go the way the Emperor planned, as Abhidasha is too preoccupied with clawing her way to the top of the pecking order to fulfill some crazy prophecy.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2014 - The Nerevarine, Caius Cosades
Dealing with Daedra is a Bad Idea
A bunch of young mages race to find a cure for lycanthropy after a werewolf attack leaves one of their number potentially infected, while dodging Thalmor suspicion and each others' egos. Shenanigans ensue.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,336 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Hircine
A Pragmatist's Guide to the Dawnguard reviews
A Dovahkiin who's done almost everything decides to go vampire hunting. The problem? Everyone who knows her is pretty sure she's completely insane. Warning, Dovahkiin is exactly as she is in my game, and so probably counts as some sort of Sue. Contains (realistic-ish) fantasy violence and some swearing. And, worst of all, headcanons.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana, Isran