12/8/2012: Holy shit this profile is awful and so am I. Yet I'm not sure if I want to change it around. Because. Holy shit the awful. I feel like this needs to be bloody preserved...

Oh alright then, it's me! Helloooooo! Sorry, sorry, people just have this tendancy to get obsessed. Is it the smile? Is it the aftershave? Is it the capacity to laugh at myself? I dunno. It's crazy!

And now onto the useless stats!

:Useless Stats:

Name: Darkest-Doctor; Aaron-kun
Age: Eleventy billion
Gender: Masculinity. Sadistity. And khaki-colored folders. (Try to make sense of THAT, eh!?)
Nationality: All-American Mutt
Interesting Fact: I like to say that I have two hearts in my chest, but I lie.

I have a Fictionpress.com account, should you feel so inclined to indulge yourselves in my works. :3
Find me here!

:Quotablies:

"A cat sat on a mat."-Student in Class
"Congratulations. You may have just written the first poem to get a negative score on the Pritchard Scale."-Mr. Keating (Dead Poets Society)

"How can you listen to that?!"-Kid from Algebra
"I take the headphones and put them in my ears..."-Aaron

"That's four guys, four girls, and one Aaron."-Will

"I swear on my honor as a member of the Horde, I will not lock you outside."-Brian
"But I thought you were a member of the Alliance..."-Aaron
"Shut up, Aaron, shut up!"-Brian

"You know what!? Just imagine yourself running through a field of flowers with a butcher's knife. Does that make you happy?!"-Becca

"As the Romans often observed: if you don't like the food, kill the waiter!!"-Carnage
(Spiderman)

"My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness, some call me the Altar Boy of Doom, others will known me as the Second Coming of Damnation. My mom calls me Pepito."-Pepito
(Squee!)

"Chivalry is in a coma."-Frannie
(M or F?)

"Never look a gift ice cream in the horse."-Aaron (yeah, I'm retarded.)

"Only judge a jewel on how effective it'll be to kill a baby."-Henry

"One of the weaknesses of being mellow is an inability to deal with non-mellow moments."-Paul
(Boy Meets Boy)

"Give them both a roll of nickels."-John Morrison
("The Dirt Sheet", John Morrison)

"Components. American components, Russian components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!"-Lev Andropov
(Armageddon)

"So, now your image is homopubic?"-Ziva
(NCIS)

:Current Stories:

"Phobia": Jack wants to know what the Doctor is afraid of. Jack/Doctor; slash; oneshot; COMPLETE
"Point and Match": A collection of oneshots involving the Doctor, everyone else, and a few children's games. Rating changes per chapter. Slightly AU, multiple pairings, ON HIATUS
"101 Ways to Ruin Your Dignity": Boredom is not a pleasant situation, and the Storm Hawks decide to beat it by paying a visit to Terra Cyclonia. Mild pairings, maybe. ON HIATUS
"Lovebugs": Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover a lesser known fact about a particular Earth insect. Mild slash mentioned. COMPLETE
"Steel and Corpse-Light": "Then let me tell you a story, tiny creature. There were once four Hobbits..." The Witch-King tells Frodo a story. Dubcon, slash, gore. COMPLETE
"Berth Restraints": For buggy-love. Ratchet decides Blaster needs to pay a little before he can get repairs. Shattered Glass G1verse, dubcon, kink. COMPLETE
"Two Weeks Later": Shrapnel was always a little neurotic, but something about Thundercracker seems to have shot him through a roof. Shattered Glass G1, dedicated to my girlfriend, mostly flufftastic. COMPLETE
"Promise": Chromedome returns home after a long day to find Rewind waiting for him with a gift. Pre-MTMTE, slight spoilers for MTMTE #12 within. Read at your own risk! Fluffy with a dash of sexy. COMPLETE