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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 250,380 - Reviews: 4110 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 9/8/2018 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Inspection on Elfish Labour Conditions by Boo-82 reviews
After the war Draco and Hermione were among the few seventh year students to accept McGonagall's invitation to return to Hogwarts. An unexpected bond was formed between former enemies over a few chance collaborations in Potions class and secret nighttime Patronus lessons. Seven years later an inspection visit brings Hermione back to Malfoy Manor and old memories resurface.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,675 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/14/2017 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Blaise Z.
All in a Day's Work by SandraDeee reviews
By 9:00 a.m., she had broken a heel, lost her cell phone, and been the victim of a coffee catastrophe. By 9:30 a.m. she had "borrowed" the NSA mainframe. By 10:00 a.m., she was engaged to Oliver Queen. Really, it was all in a day's work. Plotty, fluffy fun with a side dish of heart. Part 18: "Putting on a Show for Justin Timberlake"
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 135,253 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Felicity S./Overwatch
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5385 - Favs: 10,633 - Follows: 3,659 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here in the Garden of Sin by ooza reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Garment of Brightness by miaokuancha reviews
Moving to Forks, spending the last eighteen months of her childhood with a father she barely knew ... it seemed like a good idea at the time. A Twilight mosaic, freely drawn from book and movie, wanders into AU as the story unfolds. Rated M for some intense, disturbing images. PM me if you have questions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 62 - Words: 153,127 - Reviews: 3695 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cake Batter Ice Cream and Thunder Gods by Lady NeverAfterNon reviews
It's been two years and Jane Foster is ready to toss in the towel. A certain Thunder God thinks otherwise. Thor/Jane movie verse with comic elements. Please read and review!
Thor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,111 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Thor, Jane F.
The Malaria Visions by galfoy reviews
Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,851 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mono by Della19 reviews
He kisses her like it's the end of the world. And then he dies, and it is, and Peggy starts counting the years in terms of A.S. After Steve. And then she gets to 5 A.S and realizes she hasn't aged a day, and it occurs to her that kiss might have been more important than she thought. Captain America and the Avengers movies fic, Peggy/Steve and a happy ending.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Eye by luluwolfkill reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 4005 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Persephone by luluwolfkill reviews
Evil vampire overlords deserve love too, right? A chthonic love story in four parts. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Patience by Fenikkusuken reviews
OneShot. Movie-verse AR. When the Bifrost is broken, it appears that Jane and Thor will never see each other again... but love will find a way. Eventually.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Cauchemar Vivant by Lunar Siren reviews
Vampires have taken over Seattle, their reign of terror reaching far and wide. Bella Swan was taught all her life never to trust a vampire. What happens when her greatest chance of taking back Washington is found in a vampire? AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,929 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Bella
The Ace of Spades by m81170 reviews
It started out as game, but she was my match in every way. Love crept up on lust and knocked me off my throne. Unfortunately, the stakes of my game were too high and the cost was almost more than I could bear.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Password Protected: Only 98 Percent Effective by High Times Contest reviews
Dorky & slightly awkward intern, Edward, has a secret crush on the mysterious and aloof office tech girl, Bella. After an accidental encounter, a new routine evolves & soon Edward is opened to a world of stimulating possibilities. High Times Contest entry
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6146 - Favs: 3,922 - Follows: 2,676 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2873 - Favs: 4,205 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 4,841 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Consequentially Yours by Nyruserra reviews
The war is over, and the recovering Wizarding Community adopts a new Marriage Law to cope with the sudden rise of bloodsicknesses. Poor Oliver, he's about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand! Not HBP Com.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,246 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] Draco M., Charlie W. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,681 - Follows: 285 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4706 - Favs: 8,069 - Follows: 2,051 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 3,753 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete