Name: I can't tell you! But you can call me Wynter! or Cara

Age: I can't tell you!

Gender: Female

Favourite color: Blue (any kind),Sea/Emerald/Leaf Green, Orange, Red, Grey, Black, White, Silver and other...

Favourite season: Winter and Fall. Summer, only because I can wear my baseball hat without freezing my ears off.

Race: Filipino

Zodiac sign: a crab. Back of I'm crabby! (litteraly)

Favourite sport: Basketball

Favourite Holiday: In Order. 1. CHRISTMAS!!! 2. Halloween!! 3. Easter!

Facts:

Couples I love or I like

Percy Jackson

RISE OF THE GUARDIANS

The Last Airbender

Gregor The Overlander

Maximum Ride

Kane Chronicles

Legend of Korra

1.) Reyna

2.) Hazel

3.) Frank

4.) Percy

5.) Piper

6.) Leo

7.) Annabeth

8.) Thalia

9.) Jason

10.) Octavian

11.) Rachel

12.) Nico

1.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? A: NO AND NO, I hope not.

2.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? A: For other girls probably alot.

3.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? A: Um... (no comment) but I do like thalico.

4.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? A: nope.

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? A:noooooooooooo! FRAZEL ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? A:Five/Nine definitely Jasper!!

7.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? A:That is a disturbing image...um...that would not be a good scene at all.

8.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. A: i don't know...

9.) Is there anything such One/Eight fluff? A: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS JUST WRONG! NO WAY! Just no.

Camp Half-Blood pledge

I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea.

I promise to remember Annabeth When a spider comes at me.

I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course.

I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Chiron When a sign says, ''Free pony ride.''

I promise to remember Tyson When friend stays by my side.

I promise to remember Thalia When someone is scared of heights.

I promise to remember Clarisse When someone gives me fright.

I promise to remember Bianca When I see someone scold their younger brother.

I promise to remember Nico When i see someone who doesn't get along with others.

I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars.

I promise to remember Rachel When a limo passes by my car.

I promise to remember The Stolls whenever my home is beginning to unsettle

I promise to remember Beckendorf whenever I see someone working metal

I promise to remember Silena whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Micheal Yew whenever I see a smile that gleams

I promise to remember Briares whenever I see someone playing hand games

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth whenever I see a cloth in flames

Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go.

ZEUS

You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off You like plane rides
You are Aquaphobic
Total: 3/8

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.(I wish)
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobic (sort of...does that count?)
Total: 7/10

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.
Total: 7/10

DEMETER

You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
Total: 5/10

ARES

You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
Total: 4/10

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
You absolutely hate/scared of spiders.
(yes!!! I shake and scream and stutter and not even think properly near spiders and they alway come after me)
Total: 9/11

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
Total: 3/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun.
Zoe Nightshade is awesome.
You love wild animals.
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place.
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
Total: 9/10

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
Total: 1/10

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
Total:0/10 (thank God!)

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
Total:4/10

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
Total: 1/10

I have a lot for Poseidon, Athena, Artemis and Hades. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Have you ever been asked out? Nope.

2) Where did you get your default picture? Google.

3) What's your middle name? Therese.

4) Your current relationship status? Single... thank god!

5) Does your crush like you back? No crush. Not in my whole life, promise. You can ask my friends.

6) What is your current mood? Depends.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Uhm...why the...should I feel stalked about this?...creep

8) What color shirt are you wearing? orange

9) Missing something? I don't think so...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Forgetting my teacher's name. That was sooo embarrassing.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Wolf or a bird

12) Ever had a near death experience? Nope

13) Something you do a lot? Drop things or destroy.

14) The song stuck in your head? Angel with a Shotgun - The Cab

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? CakeIsAGoodFriend

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Nope.

17) When was the last time you cried?

2 years ago...

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? yes. Not a fun experience. I have stage fright.

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? telekinesis and Hydrokinesis so awesome.

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Never really thought of that, plus that would be gross and weird!

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? I rather go to Tim Hortons, I would get Hot chocolate, ice cappuccino, timbits, chocolate donut.

22) What's your biggest secret? I would tell you... why?

23) Favorite color? Scroll to the top. That's my answer.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? No... wait, do you count Barbie movies?

25) What are you? A human being. Duh! What else would I be other than a psycho child?

26) Do you speak any other language? I know Filipino, french, a bit of spanish.

27) What's your favorite smell?

Anything Chocolate,Winter, Fall, Fruits and nature

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Life.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Eww! and i most certainly hope not!

30) What are you thinking about right now? How stupid this question is? you?

31) What should you be doing? now, sleep since it's 11:22

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? I have no clue.

33) Do you like working in the yard? No. That's a weird question.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Wynter...or...another language that means water,snow, or anything nature related.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Eww!! I don't like anybody! So I would have no clue.

36) What is your natural hair color? Originaly it is Pitch Black (hahaha), in the water it's black-ish blue-ish, in the sun autumn leaf brown.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? A very emotional book.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Justin beiber (eww) - Christmas Eve (What the...?)

Waking Up: Avril Lavigne - What the H*ll (o.0)

First Day At School: Bruno Mars - Talking to the moon (That makes no sense!!)

Falling In Love: The Hunger Games cover song from youtube - The Hanging Tree ( I burst out laughing for this one, it's so messed up!)

Fight Song: Demi Lavato - Me,Myself and I (this is messed up, it doesn't even makes sense)

Breaking Up: Demi Lavato - Skyscraper (kind of makes sense but not so much)

Prom night: Taylor Swift - If this was a movie ( the heck?... that makes no sense, you weirdos)

Life: Ellie Goulding - Lights ( um, I don't know...)

Mental Breakdown: Lucy Rose - Shiver (this is the first song that actually makes sense! FINALLY!!)

Driving: Cher Lloyd - With ur Love (that makes absolutely no sense.)

Flashback: Faithhill - Where are you Christmas (It actually makes sense if I was thinking of christmas. I have an obsession of christmas
songs kay, so don't judge!)

Getting back together: Adele - Skyfall (erm... no comment)

Wedding: Micheal Bubble - All I want for Christmas is you (maybe but, not really either)

Birth of Child: Micheal Bubble - Christmas (this does not makes sense at all)

Final Battle: Bridget Mendler - Ready or Not (that's freaking messed up!!)

Funeral Song: Cobra Starship - You make me feel good ( hahahahahaha!!! definetily messed up!)

Final Credits: Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (WHAT The HECK!!!...)

Gods of Olympus Pledge!!!

I promise to remember Ares
each time I hear of World War II...

I promise to remember Athena
whenever I hear of a loom...

I promise to use the internet
for Hermes' sake of course...

I promise to remember Poseidon
whenever I ride a horse...

I promise to remember Zeus
whenever lightning fills the sky...

I promise to remember Hera
every time a guy makes a girl cry...

I promise to remember Aphrodite
whenever I see a girdle made of gold...

I promise to remember Apollo
when the sun is very bold...

I promise to remember Artemis
when the moon shines in the night...

I promise to remember Hades
when the darkness gives me a fright...

I promise to remember Demeter
whenever a daughter moves away...

I promise to remember Hephaestus
when someone never gets their way...

I promise to remember Dionysus
whenever I am at a party...

I promise to remember Hestia
when someone's smile is very hearty...

Yes, I promise to remember The Gods
wherever I may go...

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Heroes of Olympus Pledge

I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...

I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...

I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...

I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...

I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...

I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...

I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...

I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...

I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...

I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...

I promise to remember HoO
wherever I may go...

I promise to remember Rick Riorden
for making these awesome characters!!!

Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*

Differences between Normal People and PJO fans...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast...

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings...

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid...

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid...

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their awesome demigod powers!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms...

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation...

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood...

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile...

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!!!

Differences between Friends and Best Friends...

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince...

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you...

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry...

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda...

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you...

FRIENDS: Give their umbrella to you in the rain...

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and run...

FRIENDS: Will help you move...

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies...

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail...

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell with you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink...

BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food...

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa...

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry...

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore...

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number...

BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial...

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back...

BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue..."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you...

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing...

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' a* that left you...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door...

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Ask for a tissue...

BEST FRIENDS: Use your shirt as a tissue...

FRIENDS: Ask to sleep over...

BEST FRIENDS: Already have their clothes packed...

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone...

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell...

20 Percy Jackson Questions...

1) Percabeth or Prachel? PERCABETH

2) Favorite guy character(s)? Percy/Nico

3) Favorite girl character(s)? Annabeth/Thalia

4) Favorite god(s)? Poseidon/Hades

5) Favorite goddess'? Athena/Artemis

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? From the most favored to the least is: 1. Poseidon 2. Hades 3. Zeus

7) Is Luke hot? EWW!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8) Would you join the Hunters? NO! PSHH!! (maybe)

9) Archery or sword fighting? Both, but I prefer archery.

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? IM

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Khione seems kinda cool (no pun intended) and Hecate.

12) Favorite book? Too hard to pick (way too many)

13) Least favorite? Let's not ask questions that aren't possible...

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Summer.

15) Favorite couple? Percabeth,Thalico, Pothena

16) Are you a demigod? nope

17) Who would be your parent? Athena or Poseidon (or Hades)

18) Favorite minor character? no idea...

19) Ethan or Luke? Meh...

20) Favorite monsters? Tyson!

20 more Percy Jackson Questions

1) If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The beach the athena cabin or the forest!
(water, books and nature got to love it)

2) Which PJatO Character Would You Date? um...none beacause first of all that would be gross and 2nd they belong to other people!!

3) Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Thalia and Annabeth

4) Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Again!! Can we stop choosing questions that are hard to anwswer! Seriously!!!

5) Your Favorite PJatO book? Not possible to pick

6) Your Favorite PJatO Character? Percy and Annabeth. Nico and Thalia, Poseidon and Athena and...others that will take a whole page to list.

7) Favorite God or Goddess? Athena, Poseidon, Hades, and Artemis

8) Percy walks up to you, what do you do? Ask him where Camp Half-Blood is

9) You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Thalia

10) You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Nico, to shadow travel us away

11) Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? ...*SLAP, *KICK* OR *PUNCH*

12) Favorite PJatO Pairing? Percabeth, Pothena and, Thalico

13) You and the Big Three are on Olympus You...?? Awkwardly sit there?...duh!?!...

14) If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be? same answer as above

15) Favorite PJatO Quote? check my quotes thing at the end of my profile

16) Favorite Percy Moment? after the Mount St. Helens kiss, where he said he would have sat there all day trying to remember what his name was

17) Favorite Nico Moment? when he says that with great power comes great need to take a nap

18) Favorite god or goddess Moment? when Apollo is incognito as Fred

19) Favorite Grover Moment? when he wakes up from his trance in TLO and freaks out about Juniper

20) Favorite Random Moment? when Tyson leads the cyclops to battle in TLO and uses peanut butter as his battle cry

Female come backs pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

Remember this:

Be yourself

Cartoons rock

Being a kid is fun

Stay true to your heart

Nerds rule

(I'm a nerd. sort of. My freinds call me a nerd because I am a total book worm, get good grades,
do my homework, pay attention in class, and loves subjects that are for nerds.) (oh and I wear glasses)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How stupid could you be to do that?

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops!!!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like little kids can drive)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG! because that's so not obvious!!!!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Really helpful if you ask me)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Then I'll just stop it with any other body part.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to bugs...)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. really I didn't know that)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Oh. really cause I didn't know that)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (and why am I eating this in the first place?...)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Your Guy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (I wish!!!!)
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

You don't care what you look like

Total: 19/25 Yeah!!

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower (I love the water, that's why), get dressed, and make-up. (make-up is horrible!)
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I if you count ripping their heads off and make them look like chuckie then it counts)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Cats are Better than Dogs.
You always make sure you look perfect.

Total: 6/26 ( I am not known a girly girl at school so I guess this is why.)

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 1/11 :P

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick. (eew!! lipstick! yuck!)
Your hair was/is dark (pitch black hair :P)
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 4/9

PUNK

You can skateboard. (I wish I did)
You've worn plaid. (What the Heck is that!?!)
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes. (I wish)
Total : 4/8

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's. (sometimes)
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like. (YUP!!)
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework. (When I do forget, everyone is so shocked! I AM A HUMAN BEING. I FORGET TOO!!)
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 9/10 (Well, why am I not surprised?)

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total : 1/9

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance (I wish I could)
Total : 1/7

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes. (what are these!)
You wear/wore Vans. (what the Heck are vans?)
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color

Total:2/10

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. (Basketball shoes)
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

Total : 5/9 (basketball is awesome!!! go Miami Heat!!)

I pledge myself to the goddess Artemis.
I turn my back on the company of men,
accept eternal maidenhood,
and join the Hunt.

PERSONAL" QUESTIONS! Basically works the same way as IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Ready and . . . GO!!! HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? If Today Was Your Last Day, Nickelback (????)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Katy Perry - Wide Awake (...?)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Cimorelli - Million Bucks (um...no)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Paramore - That's what you get (what the...?)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Daniel Padilla (filipino celeb) - Grow old with you (even from the title I think you know what the song is about...answer is heck no!)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Avril Lavigne - What the H*ll (geez...thanks guys)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Justin Beiber (eww) - Christmas Eve (ugh...you weirdos)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Katy Perry - Dressin' Up (*blush* thhat is not what I think about... that is just wrong)

WHAT IS 2 2? Ed sheeran - The A team (...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Matt Nathanson - Come on get higher (uh...sick minded much?)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? The Mclain Sisters - The Great Divide (I know not the best song but I like it)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Karmin - Brokenhearted (thst's just stupid)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Demi Lavato - Skyscraper (hahahahahaha, I don't like anyone but this is just hilarious!)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Daughtry - September (...sad. That's the word I was looking for)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Rhianna - Diamond (hahahahahahaha!!! that's just messed up! XD)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Dressin' Up (*blush tomato red*AGAIN!!!!KILL ME NOW!!!THAT IS NOT TRUE!! I SWEAR MY MP3 HATES ME!!!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? (SPIDERS) Avril Lavigne - I'm with you (what the...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Paramore - Monster (um...weirdos that does not make sense)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Taylor Swift - Ours (um...yuck)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Pixie Lott - Kiss the Stars (again this is demented. say it eith me everybody DE-MEN-TED)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Elise Estrada - Wonder Woman (if I was bullied this would makes sense but this is unlikely because
I could kick your butt anytime)

HOW WILL YOU DIE? Owl city ft Carly Rae Jepson - Good Time (...hahahahahahahaha oh the irony!!)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Jackie Evancho - Dark Waltz (that is seriously messed up)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Evanscence - Bring me to life (nothing on this makes sense!!this is mental!!!)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Lemonade Mouth - Determinate (uh...)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Paramore - Ignorance (o.0)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Skrillex - Bangarang (2 words. MESSED.UP)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Alyssa Reid - The Game (really?:l *facepalm*)

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

Jesus

Now I sit me down is school
where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under
God finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
it violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head
I bow becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange, or green,
that's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall might offend
someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks
, and pierce our noses, tongues, and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible,
to quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
and the 'unwed daddy' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
we're taught that such 'judgements' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
study witchcraft, vampires, and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
no word of God must reach the crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
when chaos reings the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen.

If you aren't ashamed to do this, Please pass this on. Jesus said,
"If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight

If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ copy and paste this in your profile

A teenage girl about 17
had gone to visit some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned,
and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because
it was a small town and
she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along
under the tall elm trees,
Diane asked God
to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley,
which was a short cut to her house,
she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley
she noticed a man standing
at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy
and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling
of quietness and security wrapped round her,
she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man
and arrived home safely.

The following day,
she read in the newspaper
that a young girl had been raped
in the same alley just twenty minutes
after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy
and the fact that it could have been her,
she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety
and to help this young woman, s
he decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man,
so she told them her story.
The police asked her if
she would be willing to look at a
lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately
pointed out the man she had seen
in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane
for her bravery and asked
if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask
the man one question.

Diane was curious as
to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him,
he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there!
Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God,
and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?