It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.

Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?

"I squint to see the marquee, reading the names of the newly dead without much interest. And then. There they are. Those three names I've been waiting what feels like forever for. She's finally here." Gus and Hazel find each other once again in life after death. Told in alternate POVs. (As of 01/19/17: An update of sorts, and a few more things.)

*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

Bella is emotionally broken after her long term relationship with Jacob ends when he chooses his love for music over her. She's sure she will never feel anything again until she meets a beautiful stranger during a subway ride home that changes her life. Will one mistake take everything away, leaving a bitter taste forever in her future? Or will her truer destiny prevail?

After her parents are killed in a plane crash, a young girl is rejected again & again by foster families for being too old. She wishes on a star nightly, but will she find what she seeks? Will the Cullens be that family? NC-17 for later chapters

COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside

What happens when the Cullens get invited to the coronation of the Volturi's adopted daughter only to find out that it's Bella? Set during New Moon as if Jake didn't exist and starring a super powerful yet mentally ill Bella.

Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.

My name is Bella Swan. I'm seventeen years old, and I want to have a baby.

Bella lost her whole family by the time she was eighteen. All she wanted to do was go to college. She meets Alice and Rosalie and they get her employed by Vicki's escort agency called Pretty as a Princess. Edward buys her...this story is not for everyone.

The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.

Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH

Bella always loved Edward since she was a little girl; the only problem was that he was her half sister's boyfriend. Events in her teen years send Bella down a spiral of depression and self destruction until adulthood. Sum inside! AH

Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.

*1st place voters choice Man In Uniform contest* A lonely 18 y/o boy meets a 16 y/o diner girl on his way to basic training before heading to Vietnam War. Years of letters, promises, and a child, are all they have to hold on to. Will War tear them apart?

*written for fandom4tsunami* Edward and Bella are in the wrong place at the wrong time. An earthquake hits Forks and traps them under the rubble of a collapsed science wing at Forks High School, which ultimately changes both of their lives forever.

Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-

Bella Swan has leukemia. She's been in remission for almost five years but just as she reaches that five year mark she relapses. Will she succumb to the illness or can the new doctor put a smile on her face? AU, AH, & OCC. Longer summary inside.

Bella comes from money. Her mom sends her to Forks to spend the summer with her dad on his horse ranch where Edward happens to work. Lots of fighting and bickering between the two as well as some lemons. Oneshot for the "Don't Mess With The Help Contest"

Dorky & slightly awkward intern, Edward, has a secret crush on the aloof office tech girl, Bella. After an accidental encounter, a new routine evolves & soon Edward is opened to a world of stimulating possibilities. 1st Place in the High Times Contest.

Edward has always had 3 best friends: Bella, Emmett, and Jasper Swan. Growing up they were inseparable until divorce ripped them apart. Now all they have is summertime each year. Coming of Age story between E/B. Longer summary inside **PickAPicChallenge**

Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE

O/S - Five years into her marriage, photojournalist Bella, is worried that she isn't enough for her bi-sexual husband. Can a meeting with a mysterious street artist allow them both to fulfill their undisclosed desires? E/B/J

Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.

Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? Pick a Pic Entry

AH/AU Bella's last words to her mother were "I hate you". Three years later, still struggling with guilt, she tries to drown her sorrow in a one-night stand with a stranger whose name she doesn't know. Loads of fluff. The Sunflower Awards nominee.

*Fandom4Preemies* Emmett, Bella, Alice, & Rose go to a minor league baseball game to watch Jasper play. While there Emmett buys his sister Bella a date from the players being auctioned off for charity. She's not happy but goes anyway. Edward is her date

How far would a man go for love? Far enough to get his shoes peed on by his girlfriend's dog. A story about stalking, courage, snow, warm sheets, new love, and Christmas's little miracles. AH/M. One shot written for FGB & randommama.

Bella is devastated when her husband is killed in Iraq. Only her surprise pregnancy and her new friend Edward can pull her through. Bella falls in love with Edward, but what happens when she finds out Jacob isn't dead? Nominated for 4 TwiFiction Awards.

Edward and Bella Cullen may not always have perfect days and a perfect family, but they know just how to comfort each other-surprises full of sweet nothings and lemons, of course. All human. The very definition of fluff. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.

All Human. Edward and Bella can't seem to get it together. Through music, love, babies, and angst they may finally figure it out.

On his honeymoon at Isle Esme, Edward receives a call from his family and is convicted of an important lesson about his love for Bella. Fluff to the extreme, M for sexual references supplied by Emmett. One-shot.

As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc

A major league baseball player with a bad rep needs to clean his image. He signs on to do a reality dance show. Will he clean his image and have the right kind of chemistry with his partner? AU & AH.

In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Shimmer Award Winner&Indie TwiFic Finalist/Bella returns to Forks to start her life over.Edward's a widower raising twin daughters.When Bella starts to work for him,the two develop a close bond that may be ruined by their secrets.AH/B&E/Download available

Can you fall in love in 10 days? Can you drive someone to the edge of insanity in 10 days? Based on How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days. E/B, AU/AH, Canon pairings.

kristen and robert get a lil carried away in the back of their limo and end up in rob's hotel room. WARNING coarse language and sex scenes :

When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?

Bella Swan is a twenty-one year old Victoria's Secret model. Life gets even better when she sees a certain guy with green eyes in the audience. EdwardxBella

COMPLETE-Lonely and paranoid, Edward Cullen, Hollywood's new 'It-Boy' decides to leave his instant fame behind him. He re-locates to a small town in Northern Wisconsin where he'll discover life out of the spotlight is just as complicated. AU/AH ExB Lemons

Bella gets introduced to a new Cullen family tradition: the freebie list. Fun ensues as the Cullens share the celebrities on their lists, prompting Edward who originally refused to make a list and the newly-turned Bella to create lists of their own.

Bella returns home after leaving an abusive relationship to find that the love of her life is getting married. How will she be able to forgive herself for letting Edward go, knowing that she still loves him even if she can't have him any longer? one-shot!

Edward and Bella are apart for an entire summer. Can they stay connected through phone calls and borrowed clothing? AH.

Edward is a soldier, sent off for months at a time and leaving behind the one he loves. Constantly balancing between life and death, will he be able to stay alive, or will his purpose in life lead him to a premature end? AH, small lemon. One-shot.

Edward and Bella spend a little time together in the kitchen of the restaurant they work at. Enjoy!

Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.

Remember the last summer vacation? It was hot, sticky, and your last chance to go to the fair with your friends. Then there was your boyfriend, the lights, the rides and games, and the pink hippos. Oh, and the orgasms. 3rd Place winner in PUBLIC LOVIN'

Edward's expecting a typical St. Patrick's Day. What he gets instead, though, might be a little more fun.

Based on the saying "If you love something set it free.." Bella and Edward are best friends. She's in love with him and when he tells the family news of his engagement, she is heartbroken. Will he return to her or go on with it? Rated M for some language.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are homicide detectives. They have been best friends and partners since the day they met. What happens when they finally give in to the passion that has been burning between them? I own NOTHING! Graphic Lemon warning!

Bella needs to learn some new tricks, and she knows just the man to teach her. A O/S for the Public Lovin Contest

COMPLETE O/S. Black Balloon Angst Contest Entry. A life and a love is taken away too quickly. "You left me," I whispered. AH.

I walked to my daughter's room, expecting to find Nessie reading or playing with her dolls. What I saw was Emmett in a tutu." Humorous and cute, featuring Nessie, Mama, Daddy, Uncle Em, and Uncle Jazzy. One-shot. Nominated for a TwiFiction Award.

Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.

One-shot. Newlyweds Edward and Bella are remodeling their new home and venture to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to shop for home decor. What they find is a good use for the shower curtain displays. Lemons and language!

Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic

*2nd place in To-Kill-A-Cullen* Bella and Alice are roommates at the hospital. Both are waiting for a transplant of different kinds. Edward is Alice's brother and only family. He comes to visit her daily and gets close to Bella in the process.

Bella is not supposed to date a cop like her father, but when she meets Deputy Cullen, that all goes out the window. They try to keep their relationship a secret while they can't keep their hands off each other. An entry in the 2010 FML contest.o/s

Bella, a rape victim, now pregnant escapes from Phoenix and her mothers decisions to start a new life in Forks with her father. Uncertain if she has made the right or wrong choice, that is until she meets the Cullens. Slightly OOC, AU, Cannon Pairing

A Series of One-Shots which explores how funny and sometime dumb Emmett is! Better than it sounds. Give it a try! Sometime AH.

Leah and Jake are having sex, and Leah rips off Jake's dick by accident. Jake goes to the Cullen house to get sewed back on. See what trouble ensues...Includes a skipping and cackling Edward, a dick-loving Bella and a scarred Rosalie. VERY VERY OOC.

Edward Cullen is a famous actor struggling to live life with a celebrity status. When Edward meets Bella Swan, he gets the chance to live a normal life through pretence. Shame that it can't last... AH BxE

Bella and Edward have been pen pals since they were seven years old and their classes swapped Christmas cards across the Atlantic. Fifteen years later, Bella goes to present this year’s card in person... For Jezzeria in Rehab’s Secret Santa. AU, AH.

When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.

Set in 1940's Germany. Edward is a prison guard, Bella is his prisoner. Can their love overcome their circumstances? Written for Eight Days of Cullen.

Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.

Edward and Bella have a bet, can Edward get Bella to agree to marry him by August 13? lots and lots of fluff thanks for all the reviews! obviously BXE