ZOMG!!!
I HAVE COME FROM THE UNDERWORLD TO DEVOUR YOUR SOULS FOR CENNURROS, LORD OF THE DEAD.

OK. Now that I'm calm...I am The Emo Penguin Lord Jimmy Of The Empire Under the Sun, Alvachiga. AND SINCE I AM, THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU COMMENT ON ONE OF MY STORIES, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR BRAINS DEVOURED. But other than that, nothing bad will happen to you. Just make sure that my rival, Timmy the Ancient Donut Lord of The Empire Under the Moon, Avriualseiur, doesn't succeed. K? K!