Hey guys.

Name: ArtemisFowl43. Can't you read??

Age: That's not important.

Yup. I'm one of those sarcastic, very cynical kind of guys. I love using unnecessary words in my stories, or poems, or whatever I have the chance to write at that moment, so deal with it.

"Angels cry, when stars collide..." ~ Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, "Angels Cry"

W00t!! One Last Time views are now in the thousands!

Updates About My Stories

My Immortal: COMPLETE

One Last Time: COMPLETE (sequel now COMPLETE)

White Hair: COMPLETE

Destroyer of Time: COMPLETE

My Last Breath: COMPLETE

So Numb: COMPLETE

Always (Title may change): Oneshot for DGM IN PROGRESS

"Best friends are like stars. You may not always see them, but you know for sure they're there. Always."

I Am This Boyfriend:

When he walks away from you mad, follow him.
When he stares at your mouth, kiss him.
When he pushes you or hits you, grab him and don't let go.
When he starts cussing at you, kiss him and tell him you love him.
When he's quiet, ask him what's wrong.
When he ignores you, give him your attention.
When he pulls away, pull him back.
When you see him at his worst, tell him he's beautiful.
When you see him start crying, just hold him and don't say a word.
When you see him walking, sneak up and hug his waist from behind.
When he's scared, protect him.
When he lays his head on your shoulder, tilt his head up and kiss him.
When he steals your favorite hat, let him keep it and sleep with it for a night.
When he teases you, tease him back and make him laugh.
When he doesn't answer for a long time, reassure him that everything is okay.
When he looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.
When he says that he likes you, he really does more than you could understand.
When he grabs at your hands, hold his and play with his fingers.
When he bumps into you, bump back and make him laugh.
When he tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
When he looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until he does.
When he misses you, he's hurting inside.
When you break his heart, the pain never really goes away.
When he says it's over, he still wants you to be his.
When he reposts this bulletin, he wants you to read it.
Stay on the phone with him even if he's not saying anything.
When he's mad, hug him tight and don't let go.
When he says he's ok don't believe it, talk with him because 10 years later he'll remember you.
Call him at 12:00am on his birthday to tell him you love him.
Call him before you sleep and after you wake up.
Treat him like he's all that matters to you.
Tease him and let him tease you back.
Stay up all night with him when he's sick.
Watch his favorite movie with him or his favorite show even if you think its stupid.
Give him the world.
Let him wear your clothes.
When he's bored and sad, hang out with him.
Let him know he's important.
Kiss him in the pouring rain.
When he runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking, babe?

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend" or "what a boyfriend should do"

I love you, Cáel.

We Are A Dying Breed:

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait."
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see him.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when he is sick.
To every guy who has given him flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for him.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what he wanted to do.
To every guy that he cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with him.
To every guy that kisses him with meaning.
To every guy that hugs him when he's sad.
To every guy that hugs him for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for him.
To every guy that calls to make sure he got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for him for hours just to see him for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured him that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to him.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in his dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so he could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at him when he told him his dreams.
To every guy that walked him to his car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that he is happy even if you are not with him.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

(Copied from shounenai4life's profile)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement-dweller.

I like to READ, so I MUST do nothing except read.

(Copied from shounenai4life's profile)

"In the end everything will be alright. If it's not alright, then it's not the end."

February 10, 2009. I have just adjusted everything on my profile to fit me... most of them were geared towards girls... and... if you haven't guessed from my "I am this boyfriend" poem, I'm gay. I also announced the oneshot I have in progress to Beyonce's song, "Save the Hero". Enjoy!

April 1, 2009. Wow, I've been gone for a while. And sorry, but the oneshot for Artemis Fowl I had planned has disappeared. BUT DON'T WORRY. I'm writing one to Saliva's song "Always". Happy April Fools! (I'm serious about the oneshot though.)