Sci-Fi-Joni x
 Hello, my name is Joni, I’m 16 and I live in Wales! (Best place ever!) I’m obsessed with Doctor Who, Torchwood and Life on Mars (Ashes to Ashes is pretty good too) I probably won’t do any writing, ‘coz it’s not exactly my strong point but I will do a hell of a lot of reading. If I get familiar with the site or someone is extra supportive, I will write something though. Ah, so that was a lie because I'm working on a fic now! I love David Tennant and Gareth David-Lloyd and probably won’t find DW and TW as good without them. I adore John Simm, he is like my FAVOURITE all time celeb, because he’s gorgeous and he’s from Manchester like me! I loved LOM and I don’t find A2A as good without him, as Sam Tyler was THE BEST TV character ever to live, (but now he’s dead. Or is he….? They never found the body) However, I still like A2A because it has the classic Gene Hunt in it and considering Phillip Glenister is a southerner, his Manchester accent is fab! TV: Torchwood, Doctor Who, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes, Friends, Scrubs, Corrie, Eastenders, Hollyoaks, Queer as Folk, Gavin and Stacey, Top Gear and like loads more! Film: Final Destination, Anything vampire/werewolf, the Butterfly Effect, Harry Potter, Shaun of the Dead, Twilight, Hot Fuzz, Anything with Jim Carey (he makes me giggle) and the Simpsons Movie. Music: Paramore, Michael Jackson, JLS, Black Eyed Peas, David Bowie (Strange I know, but something about his music is really catchy. Blame LOM and A2A for my love for him) and lots more. Colours: Red, Black, Pink, Blue, Silver, Gold. Food: Pizza, Chips, Bacon Butties, Mushy Peas, Sausages and CHOCOLATE! I’ve met John Barrowman before in San Diego along with RTD and Gareth David-Lloyd and Naoki Mori. On the same occasion, I met David too at the Doctor who comic con convention and he was just the best, in fact they all were. I’ve also met John Simm, I met him when they were filming LOM, so I guess on that part I was just REALLY lucky. I’ve yet to meet Eve and Burn but I will one day. I’ve seen JLS in concert but I really wanna see Paramore to be honest. I never got to meet MJ but I did have tickets to see the concert before he went and died on us. DX I’m addicted to Sci-Fi, Horror and Supernatural stuff and all of it fascinates me. The only thing is, is that I’m petrified of Ghosts. I’ve also got Arachnophobia and Claustrophobia, but, that’s not important. I’ve seen Doctor Who and Torchwood and Life on Mars so many times that I can quote from them. On a Sunday, if I’m not watching Doctor Who, I’m watching Torchwood, and if I’m not watching Torchwood then I’m watching Life on Mars and if I’m not watching Life on Mars I’m probably reading about Doctor Who, If I’m not reading about Doctor Who, I’m reading about Torchwood, if I’m not reading about Torchwood, I’m reading about Life on Mars and If I’m not reading about Life on Mars, I’m probably asleep. My best friend, Sarah, is actually SCARED of the effects these three shows have on me and worries that I might think they’re real and step in front of a car to see if I end up in 1973. I of course, have no intention of doing that because Sam is dead now. So I wouldn’t want to go back there. Not if John Simm wasn’t there to gaze at. Oh, talking about that reminds me, these are all the celebs I think are ultra hot: David Tennant, John Simm, Gareth David-Lloyd, John Barrowman, Burn Gorman, Aston Merrigold, Peter Andre (Hehe) Richard Hammond (shut up, really, I get enough of ‘Oh, my god’ of Sarah), Eve Myles and Hailey Williams (Btw, if you haven’t already guessed, I’m Bi) Pairings: Torchwood (In Order): Jack/Ianto Jack/Gwen Tosh/Owen Doctor Who (In order): Theta/Koschei 10/Simm!Master 10/Rose 10/Martha Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes (in order): Sam/Annie (Life on Mars) Sam/Gene (Life on Mars) Alex/Gene (Ashes to Ashes) Scrubs (In Order): JD/Elliot Turk/Carla JD/Dr. Cox (Friendship) Friends (In Order): Monica/Chandler Ross/Rachel Phoebe/Mike Joey/Anyone (He’s so adorable coz he’s so stupid Lol) Name: Joni Age: 16 Address: Wales. Height: 5'5 Male or female: Female Hair colour: Well, I dyed it bright purple so it’s purple now. It’s originally black. Eye colour: Chocolate brown, like David Tennant’s or John Simm’s, although, John’s are rather dark brown. Favourite colour: Red. Hobbies: Reading, Swimming, watching TV, drawing and Acting. Do I collect anything: Doctor Who, Life on Mars and Torchwood DVDS and other DW/TW/LOM stuff. Music: Paramore and MJ. Favourite Food: Chocolate Favourite Drink: Relentless. Three things i would have to take if i were to be stranded on a deserted island: 1: my phone 2: my laptop 3: John Simm (No I can't take him can I?) Three things i could live without: 1: Coursework 2: Housework 3: Homework Countries I have lived in: England, Wales. (I was born in Manchester, moved to Wales when I was 9, so I’ve still got a Manchester accent) Places I have holidayed in: Japan, China, Australia, America, Spain, France, Germany, Scotland, Ireland, Mexico, Caribbean, Africa, India and soooo many more. Dream for the future: Singer. (I’ve written some of my own songs too) Can you cook? Actually, I’m a brilliant cook. What was your dream growing up? To be a dancer. What talent do you wish you had? Writing. Favorite place? Wales Favorite vegetable? Beetroot. What zodiac sign are you? Cancer. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Ears & Nose. Worst Habit? Singing in class, daydreaming, snorting when I laugh, biting my nails, shouting really random things out for no reason, saying things far too loud than I intended to. What is your favorite sport? Swimming Negative or Optimistic attitude? Both I think. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? Well, you’d see me have a panic attack because I’m claustrophobic. Tell me one weird fact about you: Urm, I like cheese? Do you have any pets? Yep, 6 dogs, 4 cats, 3 budgies, a parrot, 5 snakes, 4 rabbits, 3 lizards, 10 hamsters and no matter what my sister wants…. NO TARANTULAS. Do you know how to do the Macarena? Nope, I have a terrible memory. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? Creepy!! Like the one on A2A or the test card girl with the clown doll on LOM. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? Hmm, my voice because it’s so damn loud. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Neither, because I work alone, so I’d probably be your murderer. What color eyes do you have? Brown. Ever been arrested? Not yet, because they can never catch me, Muhuhaha. If you won 10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Hmm, put it in my bank? What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Juicy Fruit. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes!! Ahh. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Read or sing. Do you swear a lot? YEP all the time. Biggest pet peeve? Hmm, nout really, I’m rather tolerant. In one word, how would you describe yourself? Random! Profession: Well, I have a weekend job in a Starbucks? I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Type your name with your nose. Then your elbow, chin, knuckle, heel of your foot, tongue, cell phone, eyes closed, toe, finally with your MIND. Nose: joni Elbow: jjjjhoinhiu (Ha-ha) Chin: jjjon ii9 (Oh, ok) Knuckle: joni Heel: jhohniu (Ah, ok) Tongue: joni Cell phone: joni Eyes closed: Joni Toe: joniiii (Oh, lots of I’s) Mind: Joni (I did tht to freak you out, Mind was actually blank) Daft things I’ve done/said: 1. I’ve ran into French doors because I thought they were open. 2. Thought there was another stair and tripped because I tried to use it. 3. Pushed a door even though it said PULL or vice versa. 4. Been trying to open something for ages and It said ‘Tear Here’ 5. Popped a packet of crisps and they opened the wrong way and the crisps fell out of the bottom. 6. Slipped on a Banana skin. 7. Called my best friend the wrong name 8. Called a teacher ‘mum or dad’ 9. Got my hair stuck in a fan. 10. Wandered over a sprinkler and had it turned on under me. 11. Looked down a hose to see why it wasn’t working then it turns on in my face. 12. Fallen down the stairs. 13. Tripped over air. 14. Been looking at Texts in bed and dropped the phone on my face. 15. Fallen backwards into a swimming pool fully clothed. 16. Dropped my BRAND NEW phone into Cardiff bay. 17. Wrote someone else’s name on a piece of work rather than my own. 18. Gotten my coat caught on a door handle. 19. Been searching frantically for something for over 5 minutes and it was in my hand/pocket. 20. Fallen off my chair while leaning back. 21. Fallen off my chair while trying to pick something up. 22. Talked about somebody while they were stood there 23. Chocked on chewing gum 24. Chocked on my spit 25. Done something really embarrassing while my crush is looking at me. 26. Have put my password into a microwave. 27. Sent a really embarrassing text to my mum rather than my friend. 28. Fallen UP the stairs. 29. Laughed so hard that the drink came out of my nose/mouth and squirted my friend. 30. Have put something sticky on myself and it wouldn’t come off. 31. Poked myself in the eye. 32. Have got off a bus at the wrong stop and got lost. 33. Have put salt in my tea rather than sugar. 34. Talked to a stranger because I thought it was someone else. 35. Touched somewhere where it said: ‘Wet paint’ to see if it was actually wet. 36. Touched a hot stove ECT, even though I knew it was hot. 37. Burnt myself on something straight after someone told me it was hot. 38. Poured orange juice on my cereal because it was next to the milk 39. Put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. 40. Walked into a lamppost. 41. Fallen out of a window 42. Stabbed myself with a pencil 43. Whilst demonstrating something stupid that my friend had done, I actually did it 44. Been shouting over the bell at school and the bell stops and I shout the last bit really loud. 45. Fallen out of bed. 46. Fallen over and taken a friend down with me. 47. Have tripped over something more than once in the same day. 48. Have flicked myself with an elastic band to see if it hurt 49. Had a friend tell me that something they did hurt and then I did it because I wanted to see if it really did hurt, then complain about how much it hurt afterwards. 50. Had someone think I was drunk or on drugs when I was just really hyper. 51. Been talking to someone while walking and they stop but I carry on walking and talking and I realize that they’re not even there. 52. Gotten a hairbrush stuck in my hair. 53. Had a cup stick to me because I was sucking on it. 54. Introduced myself using my friend’s name by accident. 55. Called a teacher miss if it was a man and vice versa If you love doctor who just as much as I do copy this into your profile If you love John Barrowman just as much as I do copy this into your profile If you love Gareth David-Lloyd just as much as I do copy this into your profile If you love David Tennant just as much as I do copy this into your profile If you love John Simm just as much as I do copy this into your profile If you love Torchwood just as much as I do copy this into your profile If you love Life on Mars just as much as I do copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profileWeird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile Pick the month you were born on... 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that I kissed a bowl of cereal because I have AMAZING boobs. (I just… I don’t know what to say to that) If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile. If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile. If you’re a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this! (I'm all three!!) If you are so obsessed with a particular program that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile! (I do it all the time with DW, TW & LOM) I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes. Ok, so as an overview….. I’m crazy, I live in Wales, I love Doctor Who, Torchwood and Life on Mars, I’ve got a fear of spiders, ghosts and small spaces, I adore John Simm and David Tennant, I’m crazy, I love Doctor Who and I like repeating myself more than once in a sentence. =) Any problems with me and my boyfriend will kick your @$$ (I wrote it like that because I’m awesome) So I shall now leave you with some awesome song lyrics: Drag myself from my bed around 20 past 6 And as I sit down I look up Gotta go running for the bus Chorus Secretaries they got a smile for me And in the park at lunch
So I leave work get to the high street and i miss my bus Chorus That’s all from me!! xXxXx |
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