Hello. I see you have found my profile. This is my second account, appropriately named "disallowed" because of the disallowed nature of the stories I favorite, and therefore it (theoretically) has nothing but my marvelous taste in slash fanfiction to offer. My other account, which actually has writing attached to it (if you could call it that), is cara eats books. It also has 68 of my non-slash favorite stories.

I may, eventually, write something here. Most likely Roy/Ed (because it's my OTP because, like, duh).

September 1st 2010: OMG look I posted something! Why is it that only my crap writing makes it onto ff.n? No idea. Will I ever actually post something that isn't crap? No, most likely not. Am I talking to myself? No, not really.

September 15th 2010: I am currently sifting through my behemoth of a favorites list because not all of it is worth favoriting. So, long story short: PWP, het (except for anything damningly explicit), and oneshots begone.

December 8th 2010: Most het and gen stories have been removed (though the very best of the gen is on both accounts, at the moment). Next step: get rid of the useless never-read-it-again crappiness. On both accounts.