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Hey. What's goin on? My names sean. lets see... things about me... i'm 18, and just graduated high school(yay me!). i'm irish, canadian, mexican(apparently) swedish, and a couple others i'm not sure of. i have a fair bit of friends, and love them all to death, especially the "regulars"(you know who you are). anyone who messes with my friends or my family, messes with me. thats just the way i am. i'm bisexual and FUCKING PROUD OF IT! if you don't like it, don't talk to me.

anyways, some of my favorite things: anything japanese, febreeze, nice but not too nice clothes(make what you want of that) blue jeans, my work boots, loud rock music, samhain and yule(i'm wiccan), my werewolf friends, my vampire brother(you're a dick, but i love you), knives, my blackberry, pretty much anything in the occult or metaphysical, cranberry juice, chocolate soy milk, naruto, rurouni kenshin(that i do), papa roach(shaddix is fuckin hawt :-X), twilight(team jacob :D), ninjas(are the shit), canada, mexico, ireland, my guitar(can't play for crap, but still love it), linkin park, seether, lava lamps, monkeys, my cat, george carlin(RIP) weed(yes, weed), my neices and nephew, converses, my axe, chester bennington of linkin park(he's fuckin hot too!), wolves, mohawks(when they're done right), nabari no oh...

things i hate: mullets, anyone over 40 who's bald with a ponytail(shivers), inconsiderate people, anyone who doesn't like me because of the hatchetman i wear on my back( i wear it with fuckin pride!!), animal cruelty, soda/monster(twitch), facebook/myspace, anyone driving a vehicle with 4wd that has never left pavement, book burners, preps, telemarketers...

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, Rethira, -Purple Smile-, Atra Luminarium, TsukiHokori121,TroubledThoughts, Wolfman2242

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) re post and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down I'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the
tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.So the apples at the
top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwergschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, dreamingwithabrokenheart, wolfman2242

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile.

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

Teen Commandments

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I added a few of my own btw.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be able to either sing, dance, or draw.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be conservative.

I DYED MY HAIR, so I MUST be a rebel.

I'm a ROCKER, so I MUST break all the rules.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be a rocker.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I am EMO, so I MUST hate all happy things.

I wear BLACK NAIL POLISH, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST think about sex 24/7.

I'm ASIAN, so I CAN'T DRIVE

I'm PHYSICALLY STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I love music, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm pretty, so I MUST be stuck up and superficial.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST only like fashion, shopping and girly things.

I'm a BOY, so I MUST love sports.

I want a relationship, so I MUST be a desperate, deprived loser.

I'm in a FRATERNITY/SORORITY, so I MUST only party and sleep around.

Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

Fuck actually used to be an acronym. Fornicating Under the Consent of the King. Way back then when people got married, they had to get this little piece of paper to nail to their doors to validate their marriage so they could have sex. - From LizzieStuck91

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

QUOTES

"Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have, and never will know every little thing about me."-Anon

"Those who want, do. There's no second guessing about it."-Me

"I love every last one of my friends. Mess with them, and prepare to be ripped apart by yours truly."-A chuisle, a chroí

"Nope. Fuck you"-JP

"Muffins are brain food too"-Chris

"FAIL!"-Kelly

"YOU CAN LEAVE!"-Becky

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Diagnosis: Needs Ramen by AngelChaosGuardian reviews
There is always a medical explanation for everything. Hinata's problem was no exception.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 326,072 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Evil Is Only Skin Deep by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if something went wrong with the Naruto's sealing? What if Naruto had a fox tail, ears, claws and eyes of that of the fox? And what if EVERYBODY knew about his secret? NaruHina. Rated M for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 78,514 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nerds and Cheerleading by MidnightWolfGirl reviews
Hinata Hyuga is a popular cheerleader, Naruto Uzumaki is the school nerd. What if, after a indecent in the hall, brings these two worlds together? Now Hinata has her world upside when she has to make a decision between her love and her mother's promise. What will she do? Read and see! Warning: Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Sensei by Tyler Marcoz reviews
Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,680 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Snow Storm by dezmoonbear reviews
Asada Shino has always felt a deep bond with Kirigaya Kazuto. They had so much in common, She wanted him to protect her for the rest of her life. To allow herself not to just have a friend but someone she could love. Cut off during a heavy Snow Strom she takes a chance at a life she would rather have KiritoxSinon.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,595 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Sinon/Shino A.
Double slap or Dare by chiibi13 reviews
It started with a dare and led to a kiss. Now, Naruto's infatuated with the harsh, testosterone-hating Hinata. Chaos is bound to follow. NaruHina with a dash of SasuSaku. Rated T for strongly implied sexual themes and language. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Naruto Redone by Sella94 reviews
What if even before becoming a team, the soon to be members of Team 7 we’re already a perfect team. What if through their academy days, their goofiness, fan-girling ways, and emo selves, was all just a little act. how will kakashi survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Shy Jinchuuriki by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if Naruto Uzumaki wasn't confident and as outgoing? What if he was scared, shy, timid and nervous? And what if Hinata Hyuuga was confident, brave and couragous? How will those factors change the Naruto universe? Check it out and leave reviews.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,777 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Save a Life by Mr. Alaska reviews
What if the Jonins didn't get to Neji in time to stop the final blow during the Chunin exams? What if Neji struck Hinata down at the end of the match? How will Naruto react when he sees what will become of Hinata without help? NaruHina. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Meeting Your Demons by Mr. Alaska reviews
Something happens. Naruto, out of nowhere, suddenly gets trapped inside his own mind! Who is to blame for this? But more importantly, how will one certain shy kunoichi manage to get him back? Rating M. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Foxbite by stuntbutt reviews
what would happen if Hinata got some unconventinal advice from Anko? set after Snakebite. contains lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,649 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sounds of Silence by Bojack727 reviews
Tayuya is now a prisoner of Konoha & Shikamaru has been assigned to question her. But things soon become much more complicated as he learns more about the young woman from Sound & the world she comes from. But is it justice or revenge that Konoha wants?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,790 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya
What If by Cry4theDevil reviews
What if Horace and Halt hadn't showed up when they did during the encounter with Alda, Bryn and Jerome. What would've happened to Will? YAOI RAPE, NON-CON. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE. Alda/Will Bryn/Will Jerome/Will. Slight Halt/Will.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010
Between The Lines by Bojack727 reviews
Romance was the last thing on Shikamaru's mind that day. But when a chance encounter with Shiho leads to a chat over tea, he begins to think that not all women are trouble. Shika/Shiho, with hints of other pairings. Mostly romance & fluff. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Shikamaru N., Shiho - Complete
Waiting with Hope by SourGrapes101 reviews
When Hinata accidentally discovers the day that Naruto is due to return from his long journey with Jiraiya, she decides to wait for him at the gates of Konoha. Just how much will this one act change things between herself and the one she loves?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,011 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Monsters Among Us Back in progress by NewAccountOnPage reviews
Delusional. Crazy in the head. Timmy isn't any of these things, is he? Lately, he's been having a hard time getting others to believe him. Believing him could be the best choice they have to play the game right though. R/R please! Yaoi/Slash is involved!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,906 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Cosmo, Timmy
Realisation by edwalk86 reviews
Limping along the well-worn path through the forest, the young ninja stared straight ahead, his legs taking him along a preset path back home. Back to Konoha. Naru/Hina OCs will be used for some characters Action/Adventure/Drama/Romance Mature themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,997 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Bad Girl, Good Girl by s2CherryBlossoms2 reviews
When bad girl Sakura is forced into the prestigious high school of Konoha High, she decides to act "sweet" for fun. But when a certain Uchiha discovers her real self and becomes interested...will fireworks fly or will they fizzle out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,215 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pack Light by Tyler Marcoz reviews
He found her annoying, but, there was something there, something she sparked in him. She said she'd follow him anywhere. So, he let her follow, unaware of the changes it would trigger in more then just them, and not all for the better. SasuSaku, NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,995 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Letting Go by s2CherryBlossoms2 reviews
There are those who split because of bitter feelings towards each other but then there are those who separate...because they love and respect one another...leaving them with only memories. Oneshot. SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emi Lovelace by TroubledThoughts reviews
I never thought I'd be thanking my uncle for being a pervert. I never thought I'd find myself in a bookstore with a beautiful erotica writer. I never thought I'd learn Hinata's biggest secret. Turns out, I am happy to be wrong. Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Broken Dreams by 1WiththeButterfly reviews
After a series of unfortunate coincidences, like being slightly harder to knock out than you'd think, Naruto is blind, Jiraiya is crippled, kakashi is dead and Sasuke still got away to Orichimaru. Ouch
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
EBB and FLOW by Bojack727 reviews
Shino always seemed so mysterious and quiet. That is, till something unexpected happens that changes things. As he starts to get know her, he realizes that he might have feelings for her... Shino/Isaribi. Please check it out and let me know what you think
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Shino A. - Complete
Call it a Date by Bojack727 reviews
Following the battle with Pain, Naruto thinks about Hinata's confession. After a talk with his sensei, he decides to go for it and ask Hinata out on a date. ...But will the date go smoothly for the two? Naru/Hina, and other pairing to come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cry of the Fox by NastyNovels-NinjaMaster reviews
What if Naruto had met the ninja 8 when he was 13? What if he was Sasuke's bestfriend? If he was ANBU? And he had fallen for Hinata the moment they met? Can she save the one she loves? This is my 1st fanfic! NaruHina/other pairings/m for language/lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,124 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Naruto's Obsession by NastyNovels-NinjaMaster reviews
What if Itachi had saved Naruto's life? Naruto falls for Hinata? HE HAS A TAIL? What will Hiashi think? And does Neji still have a stick up 'there? Rated M for language/lemons/violence/ and everything else! Read please! yay!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Drastic Holiday by Cataglottisme reviews
Too much attention! Her father wants grandchildren ASAP, the Hyuuga Elders are plotting to strip her of the heiress title, and Tsunade-sama explained that her jounin nomination was 'a bit of a bet, actually’... Hinata just wanted some holiday! -NaruHina-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,728 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Teach Me by MoonBox87 reviews
With his first consumation with his girlfriend fast approaching and the fear of being inadequate growing. Timmy decides the best thing to do is have someone teach him. And who better to do that with than Vicky? Lemony goodness inside, no kids!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Fairytales are Never Impossible by NHBeliever
An old storyteller once said, “All life begins with a miracle. It's your job to finish it with the impossible.” I tend to agree with the first part. Too bad the second part is impossible. Name? Hyuuga Hinata. NARUxHINA Fic! Also Hinata Centr
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Unwanted by TroubledThoughts reviews
SasuSaku. It's been two years since Sasuke's been gone, and when he returns, he finds Sakura's feelings about him have changed. She becomes... Unattainable, thus desirable. Will Sasuke get the girl?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dear Diary by Gladiis reviews
Hinata's thoughts on seeing a blue-eyed, blond haired boy for the first time. *Based on a song*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Exploring by TroubledThoughts reviews
High school fic, NaruHina. Ever wondered why Hinata's so shy? Ever wondered why she and Naruto would make such a good pair? Ever wondered if she's as innocent as she seems? Ever wondered why band kids are such perverts? Find out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,331 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Is Where You Belong by Kitkatbaby reviews
Sasuke doesn't know where he belongs, and when he returns to the village he thinks he found a place to belong. //SasuSaku// I'm not good at summaries :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,104 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Team 8 by Author Pendragon reviews
Sasuke threatens to quit if Naruto is on his team. Naruto is moved to team 8, Kiba to 7. Kakashi gets what's been coming too him, better late than never. Kurenai is moved as back up sensei as Anko finally makes Jounin. first story attempt. pls review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,306 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Haunted House by TroubledThoughts reviews
Oh snap! Halloween night finds Naruto and his friends in one of the best haunted houses they'll ever go in... Especially for him and Hinata! ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Gathering of Demons by Big-smexy reviews
Naruto was banished from Konoha after killing Sasuke when he left the village, now six years later he has returned but does he come as freind or foe. Naruto/Hinata/small harem rating subject to change please read its my first fic so be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
my life in general by mrs.cena1995 reviews
Its a story about Timmy Turner and his love for Trixie Tang...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Timmy, Trixie
I'd Do Anything by livingstatue reviews
Part 1 of my FOP story. Summary inside! Please note, sequel to this story is rated M.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,131 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - [Tootie, Timmy] - Complete
What it feels like to be loved by AAML master reviews
This is a story about Ash and Misty at a pokemon center, when Ash wants to "do" something with her. Pokeshipping obviously. Oneshot. Might make a sequel.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Snake bite by stuntbutt reviews
oneshot. first every fan fic and is rated M. hope you like it. please review as i would like the feed back. Anko x Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Anko M., Iruka U. - Complete
Love and Lightening by Anime-Goddess2 reviews
An update long over due! There is a storm rolling in, and Kenshin reflects on his feelings for Kaoru. What happens when being caught in the rain, leads to heated confessions? KK Warning: lemon content
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Snogging In The Classroom by sprinklesandwhatnot reviews
Cosmo is a teacher at Fairy World University, and Timmy comes and visits him. Warning! There is no plot whatsoever! And since I didn't know what Cosmo's last name was or if he had one, I gave him my favorite actor's! Ewan McGregor!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete