Well, just for the record, my name is Alex for all intents and purposes. No, wait. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot, real life doesn't count.

That settled, I'll state my business here.

To be honest, I retort to this site when I am short of cash and cannot get myself a real book (or the downloading of a new VG is taking too long). Since that is an unfortunate recurring situation, I can say I'm a consumated reader, one that rarely feels like leaving any review. I guess that only one or two stories have made me change my mind so far. My reasons? Seldom have I come across a fanfiction which flaws didn't outweigh its redeeming elements. I'll quote Opal Koboi to illustrate this, 'What's with humans and grammar?'. Well, I still haven't found the appropriate answer to that. And in other -still frequent- cases, all I can say is that there is some weird stuff around here. I just can't pull myself to say anything about those, lest it's considered something dangerously close to encouragement.

In a nutshell, I enjoy interesting, well-written alternate stories to the stories I already considered interesting and well-written.

Tatow!