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Joined 10-11-07, id: 1396256, Profile Updated: 07-31-08
Author has written 6 stories for Casualty, and Lord of the Rings.

Hi, my name's Taryn. I'm a seventeen year old student from the North East of England. I enjoy writing and I self train myself classically in vocals and teach myself piano. I'm a Goth ( no I don't perform Satanic rituals -_-). My music range is quite wide- from Hans Zimmer to Nile. My favourite band is Nightwish. I am a huge Casualty, Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean fan. I like to be there as a friend and as a shoulder to cry on. I write anything that might spring to mind, but fanfiction is something I love to write, particularly Nightwish and Lord of the Rings.

LIKES: Family, music, mates, movies

DISLIKES: Prejudice, ignorant people, bugs, Chavs, New Monkey

MUSIC: Nightwish, Cradle of Filth, Apocalyptica, Hans Zimmer, For My Pain, Epica, Slipknot, Korn, Vangelis, Rammstein, Wednesday 13, Breed 77... The list is endless...

MOVIES/TV: Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, A History of Violence... anything with Viggo Mortensen or Johnny Depp... Casualty, Heroes, Supernatural, Viva La Bam...

BOOKS: Lord of the Rings, The Vampire Chronicles, Harry Potter, Stephen King, Creek Mary's Blood

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Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
A Dying Light by authoressintears reviews
When Aragorn, now in his thirties and a skilled ranger, and his adoptive brothers, Elladan and Elrohir, go out for a day of hunting and fun, everything goes wrong and Aragorn and Elrohir are captured by men whose sole purpose is to hurt Lord Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,014 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
To Live or Die by Sadie Elfgirl reviews
Twenty three years have passed since Aragorn left Imladris. All he wishes to do is return home. Unfortunately, an old enemy blocks his path...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,423 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Aragorn - Complete
Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised by 8I reviews
A revised version of Aragorn, SHUT UP! Boromir immitates an elderly Ceaser, Aragorn steals his lines, Legolas states the obvious, The Return of Gandalf, everyone gangs up on Aragorn, and Gimli is awesome. All this and more, in Aragorn, SHUT UP! revised .
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Why Aragorn Always Seems to be Damp by Fruitful Action reviews
Someone faces a great task... and it involves soap.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Sacrifice by NoMercy68 reviews
Hector gets captured, and trades spots with Paris. AchillesHector Slash and whatever I feel like. More chapters to come..
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007
Water Rings by RandomPhoenix reviews
Greg and Cyd's romantic vacation goes horribly wrong!
Casualty - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 11/19/2007
Family ties by Hecate28 reviews
When Greg attends a shout he doesn't realise how personal it can get I own no rights to Casualty
Casualty - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Greg F. - Complete
Web of Treason by lindahoyland reviews
To save the tortured, captive, Aragorn, Faramir must forfeit his own honour. Can one do evil in the service of a greater good? And will both King and Steward survive an ordeal that tests their friendship as well as their fealty? MC Award Winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 143,202 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Innocently Accused by TrinityTheSheDevil reviews
Frank is wrongfully accused of a crime that he didn't commit and being taken to trial. The question is ... will he survive the trip?
Hidalgo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Complete
A Shadow and a Thought by QueenofFlarmphgal reviews
When Aragorn is captured by Denethor's vengeful supporters, can Eowyn gather the courage to save him? Slightly AU, mainly movie verse. PLEASE RR!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Aragorn, Eowyn
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Blind Hatred reviews
Aragorn finds himself alone in the wilderness and blind. He is found by Elladan and Elladan. Tormented by his blindness, Aragorn fears for his place with the Rangers, and of losing Arwen. But soon finds more he can do with his disability...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Aragorn, Elrohir
The Beginning of the End reviews
An explosion tears through Holby General's A&E. Bit of gore. Please feel free to R&R! Thankies :D
Casualty - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008
My Unhappy Ending reviews
Follows the episode of 'Where's the Art in Heartache'. What would happen if Greg chose another way out? The characters aren't mine Please review. Thanks!
Casualty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Forsaken reviews
This is Greg's mental aftermath having been caught by Cyd and Dixie kissing Andrea in the back of an ambulance.
Casualty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007
Imperil reviews
Lord of the Rings fanfic. Aragorn has a nasty run in with an Orc
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
Hurt reviews
CASUALTY fanfic based around Greg. Poor Greg ends up on the wrong side of a group of youths, ending in a terrible accident.
Casualty - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2007