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Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter.

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Queen of the Crunk by Lobotomised reviews
He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,220 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fall as Hard by writergirl8 reviews
Percy has been perving on the librarian for three years now. Okay, not perving. Maybe perving is the wrong word. Falling utterly and completely in love? That might be the right way to put it. Percy has spent three years falling utterly and completely in love with Annabeth Chase.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 78 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
once more unto the breach by mcfuz reviews
He is Atlas, and he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders, but he is also Will Solace, a fourteen-year-old boy with blood on his hands and ghosts in his hollowed-out heart. / Or, Will Solace through the years. Eventual Solangelo.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Will S., Nico A.] Lee F., Michael Y. - Complete
Stucco Hearts by writergirl8 reviews
Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are soul mates. They know this because the small timers on their inner wrists tell them that they are meant to be. In theory, it will be easy for Annabeth to keep up the wall that surrounds her heart and stop herself from falling for Percy. In execution? Well, that's a completely different story. Cover art by magnssen. Story by Ananbeth and rongasm.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,273 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
From Where You Are by MaydayParade8123 reviews
They run into each other at the county fair, and it's been a while. This is a story about coming to terms with the end of senior year, rekindling old friendships through study sessions, getting philosophical on Ferris wheels, and falling in love of the midst of it all. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50,270 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 115 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
and i'll write you a tragedy by mcfuz reviews
and don't you know heroes aren't meant to survive? / or, perseus jackson and the end of the world. freeverse. boo spoilers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Percy J. - Complete
Gear Shift by FinalArc reviews
The people around Hiccup begin to realize that not all his wounds can be fixed by a trip to the forge, and his metal leg is the least crippled thing about him. Vikings and Dragons aren't known for delicacy, but they do their best to right past wrongs and heal scars.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Stoick - Complete
Broken by TheEagleFeatherQuill reviews
Rose Weasley. With this name comes so many expectations and labels, which she seems to live up to effortlessly. But what no one knows is that most nights Rose makes a trip to the Room of Requirement. Each night standing before the door, she thinks: "I need a room full of glass where I can be alone." Because really, she is not as put together as she seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,547 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Won't Leave Any Doubt by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Percy is Annabeth's soulmate, potentially a criminal, and more than kind of cute, in the end. Soulmate AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,574 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
To Breathe Easy by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Percy wakes up at 4 P.M. on a Thursday, his sleeping schedule too far off track to be fixed, and Annabeth is gone. OR - They get their happy ending. It doesn't come easily. The epilogue to FAKE. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,823 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/27/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Spell of the Hunger Games by Elphaba01 reviews
Prequel to 'Harry Potter and the God of Incendio', and first in the trilogy. Percy and Annabeth gets sucked into a magical spell that arrives to the Hunger Games. They are picked as tributes, and so is Harry Potter and his mysterious apprentice, Katniss and Peeta. All rights to Rick, Suzanne and J.K! COMPLETE! Undergoing editing soon.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,069 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Can't Cushion The Beats of My Heart by MaydayParade8123 reviews
The thing about sometimes having feelings for your best friend is that it's easy to suppress them. After a few months, she even got used to it. Holding back smiles and refusing the shivers that threatened to wrack her body became a reflex and before she knew it, Annabeth could forget that she liked him at all. OR - Annabeth loves Percy, sometimes. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,869 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/30/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
We Fell Asleep To Neverminds by MaydayParade8123 reviews
He isn't sure how to help, but he needs to. He has this innate protectiveness over Annabeth, and he often wonders what exactly he needs to protect her from. The world, maybe, and sometimes even himself. Annabeth's too good and too fragile for anyone to contaminate her. OR - Annabeth's sad, and Percy says 'nevermind' a lot. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Once Again With Feeling by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Annabeth likes to think they were just two ships passing. Except for, you know, the fact that they were on the same boat. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/25/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
From Him by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Here are the facts: Percy's in love with his best friend. She doesn't know. He writes her anonymous messages in the bimonthly newspaper. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,322 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 287 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
We Started Losing Light by MaydayParade8123 reviews
A promise is made. Things fall apart. Things work out. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
As Far As You May Run by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Three very important times Percy ran away, and the one time he didn't. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,511 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 84 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Happenstance by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Percy's a bit superstitious and Annabeth's too busy trying to stay busy. Fate's not always cruel. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,370 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Ways To Go by MaydayParade8123 reviews
Percy likes music and Annabeth used to like painting and somewhere in between it all, there's something. (Or, the one where Percy's in a band. He makes Annabeth forget why she stopped painting in the first place.) AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 70,820 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 194 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
The Beginning by sierendipity reviews
Scorpius and Rose as their relationship changes and grows, caught in eight snap shots of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
bend, don't break by mcfuz reviews
My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel. / Or, how George sews his life back together with clumsy stitches. Angst, GeorgeAngelina. For Cricket the Clarinetist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2013 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
Come Rain or Come Shine by ArthursCamelot reviews
Sequel to My Last Breath. Katniss is the Mockingjay. Peeta is the tortured puppet of the Capitol. She is trying to be strong. He is simply trying to last the night. Eventually, they are reunited, but both of them have changed. Will they overcome their demons in order to defeat the Capitol and Snow? Or will another enemy prove to be their end? Strong T for dark themes. PK
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,395 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Blame it on the Bubbly by GraeLiars reviews
"Did you just quote a Michael Jackson song?" During her first official date with Mr. William Darcy, Lizzie comes to learn a lot about the former enigma and his world. LBD Universe. Rating to be safe.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
The Diaries of Scorpius Malfoy by HP.que.nette reviews
Diary? Excuse me, but I'm a Malfoy. Malfoys don't write diaries. Merlin, no. We write man-journals. .:RoseScorpius multi-chap:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,114 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
The Photographer by mcfuz reviews
I don't remember who first gave me the camera. / Dominique Weasley and her camera's life before, during and after Hogwarts. Brutal angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W., Lily Luna P., Dominique W. - Complete
Envy by Allithea reviews
One shot. Jason POV. Percy is traumatized after leaving Tartarus, and pulls a stunt that nearly ends his life. In their effort to help him heal, Jason finds out that Percy has one thing that would make any demigod jealous, including, to his surprise, himself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 333 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
See No Evil by mcfuz reviews
How can someone save the world when they can't even see what they're fighting? / In which the war is won and Percy loses far more than he bargained for: his vision. Angst, Percabeth. Post-series.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Just An Ordinary Day by Bundibird reviews
It's 2013, and Merlin's working a pass-the-time job in a cinema as he patiently waits for Arthur's return from Avalon. And then one day a rowdy team of footballers come in, and their blonde captain recognises Merlin from... somewhere... Oneshot. Spoilers(ish) for the legend and 5x13. No slash.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 107 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Sincerely Yours, xo by GraeLiars reviews
Two words, two letters, one girl; turns out that was all it took for Scorpius Malfoy to finally lose his mind. Scorpius x Rose fluffiness for the holidays. Rating for very mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,857 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
My Last Breath by ArthursCamelot reviews
Sequel to Someone To Watch Over Me. Peeta and Katniss have survived using more than wit and cunning. Their love is what ultimately saved them from the arena. But just because they're out of the arena, does that mean that the Games are over? Will they overcome new threats? Or will a surprise neither expected end it all? AU, but as canon as possible. P/K
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 191,714 - Reviews: 2153 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Shine As Bright by mcfuz reviews
Dominique has always been the odd one out in the Weasley clan. Follow her journey throughout Hogwarts as she struggles to come to terms with her family, her friends, her grades and her relationships. Will she be able to evolve into something more than just plain old Dom, or will she stay an outcast forever? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Dominique W. - Complete
The Hospital Bed Monologue by GraeLiars reviews
Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,063 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by ArthursCamelot reviews
A HG rewrite. What would happen if Peeta was just a little bit bolder, and Katniss a little less emotionally confused? You'd be surprised. Let the Games begin. This is an AU, but I've tried to stay as canon as possible. Rated T to be safe.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 122,482 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Emrys Revealed by Volcanic Plug reviews
Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 398 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Merlin - Complete
I'll See You Tomorrow, Baby by mcfuz reviews
"Mummy loves you, Teddy," she whispered into his ear. "Daddy loves you. I'll see you tomorrow, baby." / Goodbyes are the hardest things to say, especially when heading off to war. Remus, Tonks and Andromeda learn this the hard way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Orange by dorcasdeadowes reviews
Happy Birthday. I hope you like orange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Declarations by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I never meant to fall for her. Honestly, I didn't. I know Al's convinced that this is all part of my master plan in life, but if I had it all figured out, why the hell would I be bending over backwards for a girl who's blinder than a bat at noon?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 222 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Colours by mcfuz reviews
He has many favourite colours. Pink is the best. / Little Teddy Lupin contemplates the colours of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Teddy L. - Complete
Firecracker by mcfuz reviews
I remember the last thing you said to me, Freddie. "You better have an ear left when I come back, Forge." / A year after the Battle of Hogwarts, George writes a letter to Fred. What is there to say?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Auld Lang Syne by greatestheights reviews
It's the present that matters most. Dudley Dursley learns an important lesson on the Christmas he and his daughter visit Harry Potter. Oneshot, DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,813 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Many Tears reviews
Seven years. Many tears. Many fears. How many times can a heart break for one person? A seven-shot of our favourite Granger and her ginger friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Promise reviews
"As he looks down at the infant now sleeping peacefully, he makes a promise. A promise to keep him safe as long as he's alive; to keep him whole, to keep him from harm, to do everything in his power to help the boy in front of him." Hagrid watches Harry walk into the Forest to give himself up to Voldemort, and remembers sixteen years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Hey Percy, I Need You reviews
Companion to emblah01's Hey, Percy, I Miss You. On his way back to his cabin, Leo hears something he shouldn't.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Annabeth C., Leo V. - Complete