Scattycowhide bio
 I'm from London, England. I found and fell in love with Fanfiction in 2008? I love angst, but not for the sake of it. Like most I like to see a HEA, but don't crave it. If I come across a story where Edward is acting like an arse, I will say so without holding back. My pet hate, when it comes to the stories on here, is when Man-whore Edward can f*k anything with a pulse but Bella has to remain whiter that white so she can make him see the error of his ways. Total bullshit and I don't entertain it. Double standards at its worst. Woman can be their own worst enemies. The amount of stories I've read on here where any female, who isn't Bella, who enjoys sex with our Eddie is automatically a skank is mind-boggling. Especially when everyone is prepared to accept loose morals from Edward but not the girls. Slut-shaming will only make me ashamed of you. So sexist it makes me want to spit. LOL. I'm sarcastic and stubborn but, if you're my friend I will fight to the death for you. I'm quick to tell you if I think your storyline is lacking but, I'm just as quick to say if I love it. I appreciate all the writers on here because they have something I don't. Courage, and the belief in themselves that they can put their work out there for people like me to read and review. One day I hope to join them. |
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One Night In Boston by Krooela reviews
Christian and Ana have been happily married for 2 years when someone from Christian's past shows up unexpectedly in his office one day...stirring up memories and desires he thought he had buried. This is a cheat story, and it's NOT an HEA for them. Warning: Character Death
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,868 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 5/8
Lord of Disasters by MissLiss15 reviews
"It's just one drink." "I can stop anytime." "I'm just having fun." These were just a handful of excuses that he gave everyone around him. What will happen when the excuses run out, and his life walks out the door?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,813 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 1/21 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Back Home by Tswift20 reviews
He left me damaged. Broken. Already a skeptic of love from a young age, he allowed me to fall in love with him only to change his mind. I thought I was finally over him after living in New York for 3 years pursuing my career. But one phone call and one wedding had me thrown back into the world that I thought I had left behind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,854 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 1/23/2016 - [Bella, Edward]
A Distance Growing by ShadyxLane reviews
Secrets are frequent in this household. Edward's got a secret, and so does his wife Bella. Secrets can destroy the most precious of things, with three children mixed in it, their secrets are hurting more than each other. Can they make their way back from the secrets and tragedy or were they doomed to fall apart. Appearances by: ALL our Cullens, Tanya, James, Mike. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
Cruel Desire by Kiss Me I'm Ginger reviews
Mating is when you're tied to someone forever. Being away from them hurts and their emotions become yours. You belong to that person body and soul, and they belong to you. Bella can't wait to leave Forks behind and find her mate and true love. Too bad her biggest fear comes true when her mate ends up being none other than Edward Cullen, her bully. ExB HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,803 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 12/1/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Bella, Edward
To Destroy by walkingwithgiants reviews
In the words of Abe Lincoln, "The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend." Bella works for a man that makes her teeth grind. "My boss is an asshole," she cried.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 106,494 - Reviews: 5004 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 4,763 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Bella, Edward
Broken by YetAnotherFan2010 reviews
Bella, a 25 year old single mother, will be forced to face her past when her best friend Alice announces she's engaged... B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Bella, Edward
Fifty Shades Later by NiftyNickis reviews
After a passionate two-year love affair, Ana Steele left Christian Grey, despite him being the love of her life. Now, ten years have past since they last saw each other, and Ana has made a good life for herself. But one day there's a knock on her front door, and outside is a nervous Christian, ten years older but beautiful and charismatic as ever.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,395 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elliot G., Kate K. - Complete
How Mr Cullen Stole Christmas by bonadea777 reviews
Bella doesn't like Christmas. On top of it, her new boss is none other than Edward Cullen, her childhood crush – and a real jerk. Will it take a Christmas miracle to bring them together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/6/2015 - Bella, Edward
A Four Year Secret by cullensgirl1980 reviews
E&B broke up 4 yrs ago because E cheated... or did he? B walked away & never looked back. What happens when a 4 year secret comes back to bite B in the butt? Did E really cheat? And what secrets does he have lurking in his closet? Promised HEA. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,521 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
After the Fall by writerDi reviews
Things have mellowed for our favorite couple. Christian has mistaken that feeling, he makes a selfish and life altering decision. He cheats. How will they cope with this unforeseen event? Can Ana & Christian find their way back to the love they use to have, the love that is not gone? Yes this is a *cheat fic*...more accurately it's a redemption, reconciliation fiction.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,164 - Reviews: 1887 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Spin & Sway by pattyrose reviews
Sometimes, no matter how strong you are, life deals you blows that are too heavy to carry on your own. Sometimes, no matter how fragile you feel, you're the only one who can help bear the load of another. Sometimes when strong and fragile collide, the world spins and sways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 231,157 - Reviews: 10727 - Favs: 3,591 - Follows: 2,677 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Lonely Rain by Mrs.Robward reviews
It's been said that the difference between love and fate is that you can fall in love with anyone, but fate will decide who you'll love in the end. Too bad Bella Swan no longer has any faith in love or in fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 62,041 - Reviews: 1297 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward
The Ties That Bind Us by Grey girl 1989 reviews
Ana Steele was Christian Greys sub and then she left him. 2 years later she is back in Seattle where she must face up to her past, her fears and of course not forgetting Mr Grey. Ana is OC, Christian is the same, it will be a HEA with no deaths. Will switch between POV's
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,371 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Elliot G., Kate K. - Complete
Looking Back by RachelFish reviews
She knew when she met him she wouldn't be able to deny him anything. Is that how she ended up pregnant at 16 and left to handle it alone? Bella raises her daughter with the help of her family... but what about the person who matters most? *On temporary hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,499 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Bella, Edward
Memories by MelodysSing reviews
Between the job, the family and the fiance, Bella's life couldn't get better. She always thought she had everything... until one day she didn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Bella, Edward
Twisted by knicnort3 reviews
"Sometimes love and honesty don't go hand in hand"-Edward is new in town and hiding a dark secret; when he enrolls in Forks High, it's not long before he captivates Bella and turns her life upside down. When the truth comes out, will they be able to move past it, or is the damage beyond forgiveness?- Not your average teen drama. Warning- contains Angst! AH, B/E, HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,523 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
And Yet So Far by LyricalKris reviews
When he found out he was a father to baby daughter, Edward had to grow up too fast. With a baby involved, nothing is ever as simple as what he wants. But after he met Bella, it always seemed like happiness was so close, and yet so far. Written for FAGE4
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,718 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 1,221 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13472 - Favs: 9,777 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10348 - Favs: 6,745 - Follows: 3,806 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 4,009 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete