Obsession is a life style. You can't shake it no matter how hard you try.

Cough, cough, Maximum Ride.

It's weird to be normal and it's normal to be weird. How does that work?

If you see me running, you better start following. Like, NOW!

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile.

Are you kidding, we're better!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

ALL THE TIME. Wait, what?

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

Well, first I think that it's locked...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Well, to me it's not obvious, but to everyone else...

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

I think it's both of us.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

I just forget to "pick up my feet" when I walk

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

And I don't ever plan to.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!(actually I don't really like milk)

I am random, but i do like milk.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

NO FREAKING DUH!!

If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile.

I like to go first, especially if sleep is involved.

if you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

Yes, but it isn't who you expect...

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

Every single book I read, i have an overwhelming urge to slap someone, course I do already...

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile

YES, YES, YES!

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile. What do they matter?

If you think it's cooler to be unique than cool, copy and paste this into your profile. Unique is... unique!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Who isn't?

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.Jellybeans should go die in a hole.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. that is the LAST thing on my mind.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. It's worth it just to see the look on your parents face when you come in soaking.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile (Hee hee, a wall). Ahhhh! Stupid coffee table! Why did you move in my way like that?

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile. Except for Total...

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If I was able to, lmost all book characters would be dead.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. All the time.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.Self, why are you wasting time on this profile when you could be updating right now?

If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile. Such as... THIS!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. cough

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Stick to the subject! of course i don't...

You Know You're Obsessed With Maximum Ride When...

1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. Most of them.
2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. Not yet haven't seen one.
3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. (bunch of close calls)My sister is Angel. I'm almost serious.
4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari.Don't know anyone in perticular.
5. You claim you have wings. I wish.
6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. More like roll my eyes.
7. You daydream about meeting the flock.Hey, i never thought of that...
8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. If only I owned them.
9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. (kind of) Never scearched for one.
10. You study about birds. I always have loved birds.
11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. Haven't had a chance.
12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. No comment at this time.
13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. No I Don't.
14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. As if.
15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out March 15, 2010)OUT OF DATE!
16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. If my friends would drag me along.
17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. Mirror? What's a mirror?
18. You hate dog crates.They stink.
19. You think scientists are evil.And nerds.
20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. It is!
21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. I would.
22. You've found a new respect for blind people.I am half blind myself so...
23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author.And kill him. Mostly kill him.
24. You say 'U and A' a lot.Uhhh?
25. You think you have a Voice like Max.No, YAY!
26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it.No online friends 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. A hamster called, he wants his home back.
28. You know what 'Fax' is. Fang + Max duh
29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. I SOOOO want to be!
30. You claim to have brain attacks. No.
31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. Freak!
32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is.
33. You daydream of flying.
34. You love chocolate chip cookies.
35. You seriously felt like you were in the book.
36. If you want to become a writer because of MR(I wanted to before, but it kinda...hard to explain)
37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it.
38. If you love Fan-fiction.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog.

41.You talk to your MR obsessed friends about MR, all the time.

42.Your friends nicknamed you after one of the characters.

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