Midget Alienhide bio
Author has written 5 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. x Randomness isn't harmful x General Info. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a…um never mind. Anyway, I’m Penny, the coolest fifteen year old on the face of planet Kricket. Hurray Kricket! Actually that is what I wish. In reality I live in a desert. (But you’ll never know which one) and I’m obsessed with a few things. x Insanity is a blast x Obsessions Cross Country: Fear factor...easy x Distraction isn’t hurtful x Geology: Unlike my other hobby this one isn’t quite as extreme. For all of you slightly uneducated individuals: Geology-Science that deals with the history of the earth and its life especially as recorded in rocks. So there! For my future profession I shall study the earth, it’s history, and rocks. x A.D.D. is just thinking fast x Space: Heh…heh…A rather wide subject but I have contained it to three main points for those of you who are still staring at this without a clue: x Spasticity is momentary x 1. Midget Alien: It is what I was made into, what I am, and what I shall be forevermore. It has been declared (by the court of Alison (my bf) the great) that I am from another planet. A planet of giants. I was rejected as the midget alien and sent to live on this rock commonly called earth. x Imagination is nothing to fret x 2. My galactic burger: Traci this is for your benefit! You left with my galaxy dollars three centuries ago! I want my freakin’ burger. x Insomnia isn’t that scary x 3. Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: The best guide ever written. You should all immediately go to the nearest space ship and steal their copy. x Memory problem…have we met x |
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Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Destiny's Call by Athena Linborn reviews
Upon finding out his mate’s identity, partveela Blaise Zabini sets out to court and claim her. Ginny Weasley, however, has other plans, and being mated for life to a man she barely knows or likes, is not one of them!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,082 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,541 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 8/22/2016 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
May I Have This Dance? by Margret Esmerelda Note Spelling reviews
Rated for later chapters. Axel and Demyx flounder through the complicated process of learning to trust each other, and finding out what the other needs and wants.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,748 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Axel, Demyx
Bookworm and the Beast by JustRaeInc reviews
It's the typical Head Boy and Head Girl setup. Good news though. While this story has all the makings of your standard, farfetched Hermione and Draco fan fic, it is devoid of the usual grammatical errors and poor writing. Yay. PreHBP. No spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,871 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Perfect Match by Beutelmaus reviews
His life had always been perfect, or at least so Roxas had liked to think. But overcoming his own fears for someone else isn’t as easy as it seems. AkuRoku main, Soriku and Zemyx side pairings, mentioning of Cleon. Boylove. You have been warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 275,190 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Vanilla by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Cloud's only friend, Yuffie, had just died a few weeks ago. However, Yuffie can't move on and so she follows Cloud around as a spirit. And she just can't resist the chance to play a prank on Cloud by possessing his body and confessing to someone... LxC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 110,674 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon of Hogwarts by Kassandra Ramsey reviews
Seventh year fic- Blaise and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl. He saves her from Malfoy on the train, and proceeds to become her friend. However, he has a terrible secret, and Hermione wants to know what it is. And can he really keep her safe from the Death
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,904 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Taste of Forbidden Desire by JJLove28 reviews
Hermione made a huge mistake, and now she's paying for it. How? Blackmail, by none other than Draco Malfoy. Now, Hermione must decide between coming clean with her actions, or sacrificing her own happiness to give him what he wants.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,160 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2948 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Burning by Song-of-Insanity reviews
“It’s an amazing feeling, you know. Watching someone so small writhe underneath you, hoping, praying for someone to come save him from the pain. You should’ve seen it, Demyx. It was wonderful.” AxelZexion, M for rape, Zemyx hinting
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Axel, Zexion - Complete
Stalking by de yaten reviews
Axel has been following Roxas for weeks. It's funny, since the objects of his affections are usually charred, dead, and buried by now. Will Roxas survive the night...? Bondage, yaoi, noncon. ONESHOT. ::AxelxRoxas::
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Lion Who Does Laundry by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Leon’s life can be divided very cleanly into two phases: Before Cloud and After Cloud. Sometimes he wonders how he ever adjusted to all the changes dating the blond has brought into his life. LeonCloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Shall We Have Coffee Together? by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Harbouring a crush on Demyx, fellow university student and dorm mate, Zexion’s attempts to get to know him better have always fallen short. Until the day Demyx walked into the Japanese class he was taking. Zemyx, LC, AR, RS
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Scales and a Tail by Halfling reviews
Unfinished. The Scales is a secret Slytherin society within Hogwarts. Its male only policy must change for an upcoming event, and Draco grudgingly recruits Hermione. This choice contributes to something more important than imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,073 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 2,352 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Midnight Activities by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
Share a room with Leon? No problem. Share a bed with Leon? Fine. Use Leon as a pillow? No frigging way. Now, if only Cloud could get his body to listen… LxC. Written for Hanae da Firefly.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,647 - Reviews: 6544 - Favs: 5,589 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom's Consequence, Rapture's Reward by CelticSass reviews
PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,345 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All I Need by omelette du fromage reviews
Ron and Hermione seemed like Hogwarts' perfect couple. One fateful night, Prefect Draco Malfoy catches them in an awkward position. Prefect Hermione Granger makes him an offer he can't refuse. What will Ron think when he learns about their deal?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,022 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/15/2005 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Look at moiye ploise reviews
Hermione turned. 'Bite me, Malfoy.' 'Gladly.' Was the reply. A DracoHermione office romance with more than a few twists ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,404 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
No Strings Attached by JJLove28 reviews
Pressure. Alcohol. Loss. Betrayal. Sex. Murder. Escape. Fugitives. How much more can they take before love cannot save them anymore? [DMHG] COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 104,633 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Under Obligation by aulizia-and-kirixchi reviews
Narcissa swore that nothing but the love would induce her to marry but when it falls to her to marry Lucius Malfoy in her sister's stead, will she abandon her dreams for family honour, or can she have both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,264 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Diagon Venus by tamlane reviews
Hermione is unwittingly selected to write a romance column for Witch Weekly. As her stories unfold, she realizes that the line between fiction and reality is not always so definite. Slytherin Blaise Zabini provides ample inspiration. HGBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,304 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Transi de Froid by Incitata reviews
Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,654 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Adept reviews
Seventeen yearold Sirius Black is destroying yet another teacher's classroom and sanity. In his seventh year he can't help but get revenge for all the assignments he has been forced to copy off other students!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Sirius B.
Dementor's Wish reviews
The wish of any dementor is to deprive a person of his or her soul. Not exactly a pleasant thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005
Love, Bertha Jorkins reviews
Bertha Jorkins thought blabbering had no consequence...she was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
They Are Comming reviews
The soldiers at Helms Deep stand shivering in their heavy armor, waiting for the approaching army.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/9/2005
Ballad of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reviews
A quick summary of the first Hitchhiker book put into an enjoyable poem format.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005