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Joined 01-29-08, id: 1487466, Profile Updated: 09-06-09

'Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.' - John Lennon. R.I.P.

Hi. I'm Pooches. The name's from a line in The Dark Knight because it's my favourite film ever and I love it and, yes, I am that sad. I have a virtual cookie for anyone who can tell me the line word-for-word. :-)

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Things I love:

The Dark Knight, sleep, Empire magazine, my iPod, my bed, the short story and film Brokeback Mountain (GO GAY ROMANCE!), World's Strongest Man (weird, huh? It's kind of a guilty pleasure as it's just so sickening I can't tear my eyes away and I always root for Marius Pudzianowski the Polish one because he's the coolest), television, computer, food, Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp all the way!)... and the list goes on including a huge bulk of material belongings which make me seem incredibly shallow.

People I like (variations of 'like' may be needed in some cases):

Roger Federer, Usain Bolt, Johnny Depp, Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gary Oldman, Christopher Nolan (oh, what talent!), Quentin Tarantino (without him, no Pulp Fiction nor Inglourious Basterds, he's fantastic), Christian Bale, Russell Crowe (in Gladiator he was the coolest of the cool) Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, Judi Dench, Anne Hathaway... as soon as I think of anymore, I'll get back to you.

Laterz.

R.I.P. Heath Ledger. 1979-2008.

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Voyeurism At It's Worst by CayshaGriffin reviews
I didn't mean to see Batman and the Joker kissing, it just happened! Batman/Joker slash, slight OC voyeurism. Enjoy!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
How to Irritate Your Superiors by mesmerizedbyceruleaneyes reviews
This is the ‘How To’ guide on how to irritate your superiors i.e. buchou, fukubuchou, or coach. Oneshot collection; co-written with Kid9535. BONUS CHAPTER! Competition to be featured in grand finale also up! See if you can recognize our writing!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,565 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Fuji S., Yukimura S.
The Twisted Diaries of an Azkaban Escapee by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange's diary, from her trial onwards. Very funny, I hope with lots of Random Twists... starring, of course, Bella, but you'll see some other familiar faces there to - Sirius, Fudge, Narcissa, Rodolphus, etc. Rated 'T' for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,598 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
Babysitting with the Blacks by TheSolitaryNoodle reviews
What happens when the three Black sisters - Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa - are forced to babysit their baby cousins, Sirius and Regulus? Only chaos. Please read, and a review wouln't be too bad either. -hint-hint- Humor. Ages are cannon and stuff...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,590 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B.
100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei by Apple Snapple reviews
100 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei. Number 100. I will not say 'I hate tennis' ever again. Crack.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 79,333 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Where Do the Madmen Go? by let-the-eli-in reviews
Formerly Cosmetics, a collection of experimental drabbles, oneshots, etc. Bits and pieces of the Joker's time at Arkham, for however long it manages to hold him.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Complete
ChristLike Child by soulshaker45 reviews
Based on the two chapters depicting Simon's death. Read and Review please.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Marauders' Chatroom of Complete Randomness by yolapeoples reviews
What if the Marauders had a chatroom? A Marauder era story told in Instant Messaging style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - James P., Sirius B.
A Heart To Give by Sinnamon Spider reviews
Why Jack couldn't bring himself to stab the heart. Drabble, one-sided J/E.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
No Sacrifice, No Victory by PiratePrincess29 reviews
A one-shot about Elizabeth at the end of AWE. She finally realizes where her heart truly lies and asserts herself, giving into her desires, forgetting everything else. And above all, forgiving herself for all that she has done. Sparrabeth/JE - Review?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Care To Dance? by JustAnotherAuthorDurping reviews
Post AWE AU Sparrabeth; After an argument from the day before, Jack attempts to win Elizabeth back over to his side with a rather unique idea. R&R?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
why did you leave? by Bradhadair fire starter reviews
were both soaking wet, yet were not moving. for fear of what might happen... no flame. rated T 4 upcoming chapters, some later chapters will be funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
EURO CUP by Vhii1217 reviews
Fuji knew that Tezuka's life revolved around tennis and he was kinda clueless when it came to other sports... but not THAT clueless. TezuFuji oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Tezuka K., Fuji S. - Complete
Feathers by Pipsky reviews
Buckbeak!" screamed Sirius Black, at the top of his voice. Remus winced. Oneshot, pointless as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nonsense In The Room Of Requirements by Psycho Shwee reviews
Halfway down the hall, Blaise stopped in his tracks. "My gay senses are tingling!" Read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Hogwarts Chatroom by Saruwatari-san reviews
When Hogwarts get a chatroom online,secrets will be revealed,love will unfurl,and dates will ensue.Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007
I Hate That I Love You by faitaccompli23 reviews
Lily and James have a fight; Lily comes straight out with her feelings; Sirius is... well, Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Keep Rebelling by secilmis yazar reviews
Sirius' Sorting.. through Andromeda's eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Andromeda T., Sirius B. - Complete
Black Sheep by unique.normality reviews
This is a one-shot about the sorting of one Sirius Black. with a new chapter of Regulus' sorting
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Redhead Double Takes and Ginger Haired Bows by unique.normality reviews
This is a one-shot about Sirius meeting the twins and Ginny. Fred and George also find out who made their favorite map. For Fred since today is his birthday
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Names by Apple Snapple reviews
Marui has learned one thing from all of this. Never to trust parents on their naming sense.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Marui B. - Complete
A Froggy Day by Aquamarine Crystalline reviews
Momo and Kaidoh are parnters for a project in Biology class. Seems simple but as long as the two are paired up, things will always go wrong. And with lots of humor on the way! My first one-shot!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Momoshiro T., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Clean Your Room! by isalsalism reviews
Kirihara Akaya gets an A on an English test. Everyone freaks out after he tells how he got it. A Random Oneshot
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Kirihara A. - Complete
753rd Time's the Charm by faitaccompli23 reviews
Life at Hogwarts will never be the same; Follow James and Lily through their time at Hogwarts. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ebony and Ivory by reflect.clouds reviews
Edward tries to teach Bella to play the piano with interesting results. Oneshot fluff, BellaxEdward. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Joy of a Principal by mesmerizedbyceruleaneyes reviews
Diary entry of Hyotei's long-suffering principal. A poetry competition. Atobe is arrogant. His team is evil. Random crack, or at least i hope so. Poor Atobe. Disclaimer on my profile.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Atobe K. - Complete
Watashi wa Ninja! by Apple Snapple reviews
Jirou claims that he's a ninja. Oneshot.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Veela Magnetism by greenikat89 reviews
Oneshot, MWPP: Sirius is not a veela. Remus is most definitely not his mate. Remus would very much like to smother his best friend with a pillow for waking him up at the crack of dawn. Unfortunately that's not the way Remus' life works.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Window Jumping Hamsters with Microscopes by Yorozuya Gin-san reviews
[CRACK!] Science, Mukahi, Hamsters, Window jumping. Oh god save us now!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Mukahi G. - Complete
Ripped Pants by Yorozuya Gin-san reviews
Everyone at Hyoutei is laughing at Atobe. Why? Oshitari reads a long book. Gakuto can't do multiplication. Shishido laughs his butt off. Meanwhile the underclassmens are being sneaky. What a perfectly normal day at Hyoutei.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Atobe K. - Complete
Cupcakes by Bee-kun reviews
James. Sirius. Cupcakes. Disaster guaranteed...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dear Yuki by I-ARE-COOL reviews
Dear Yuki...In the end... it's all I can do not to annoy yuki to death
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Yuki S.
Tennis by weirdlyyours reviews
[Ryoma] Ryoma does not understand anything that doesn't relate to tennis.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/30/2006 - E. Ryoma, E. Rinko - Complete
The destruction of Ryoma's room by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Nanjiroh is bored, so gives Karupin some catnip, which ultimately results in the destruction of Ryoma’s room and the burning of Nanjiroh's porn.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2006 - E. Nanjiroh, Karupin - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
Life's a Drag by WastelandRose reviews
It's not a good idea to get drunk and try to plot... The Marauders learn this first hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Taxi Cab by KrazieKim522 reviews
What happens when the Harry Potter characters get stuck in a taxi cab with a very annoying Sirius Black? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/17/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Sirius B.
Loony Cycles by SiriuslyMoony13 reviews
Remus is just trying to read in the library when Sirius comes in and starts to become a little bit annoying. A very odd ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Seriously Sirius by you know who chan reviews
James Remus Sirius first incounter. James has an odd time beleiving that Sirius' name is, in fact, Sirius. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sirius Randomness by Siriusly Deluded reviews
Ok, this isn't a real story it's just excerpts from a bunch of other stories. These are some of my favorite random, hilarious, Sirius moments. They are very funny! So sit back and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Sirius B.
Intelligent Conversations by ChibiYnM reviews
Sengoku's sister would never let him live down the fact that he held intelligent conversations with his hair.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004
James's Story by Sniffles 55 reviews
As told by Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter OotP ALTERNATE ENDING by Sirius-ly Fuzzy Starfish reviews
If you haven’t yet read the fifth book (Order of the Phoenix) do not read this fanfic, even though it’s an alternate ending… we repeat… DO NOT READ THIS!!! If you have, and are utterly disgusted with the way that J. K. Rowling ended the book, plea
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2003