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Hello all who want to see my profile. Why you want to see it i dunno but whatever.

Im male.

Im old enough to pick on freshmen.

Im bored.

Im a nerd...well okay im reading fanfics, course im a nerd.

I'm terribly horrified of random attacks by a roaming pack of wild poodles.

And below you'll find a few rants...well okay they not long enlough to be rants I spose so youll find a few words.

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Ok then i have one thing I really want to say.

QUIT WITH ALL THE PAIRING CENTERED STORIES.

No really I have grown to hate it when a story centers around a pairing because guess what?

MOST OF THE TIME THOSE STORIES SUCK!

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Another thing i have to say.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OCs!

There are too many OCs(thats original character mind you) they are annoying im sick of sparklypoo, I mean really some of the OCs out there

are bloody ridiculous.

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A third thing.(yknow this might shape up to be a long list...)

PROPER GRAMMER, SPELL CHECK AND A GOOD BETA ARE YOUR FRIEND.

Ok really I know nobodies writing can be perfect but some people take it to extremes its like cmon didnt you stay awake in class?

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Fourth.

DISREGARD MOST OF THE REVIEWS.

I know I know there are some awsome stories out there but most stories, well to be honest they arnt that good so when

you get this review,"OMG!!!111 liek, liek, i dunno your story is so Awsome Its Liek novel mAteriel. Seriiusly!" please for the love of

God, Buddha, Zues, Tom Cruise or hell even the freaking devil disregard that review.

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And Fith(the last one for now atleast) dont give up even if you screw up horribly most of you can get better.

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Ok now that thats out of the way its time to include the mandatory random lists.

Games to play.(play these or I shal smiteth ye)

(Note: I wont include the givens such as SSBM or Resident Evil 4 just because i view that as a waste of space.)

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Disgaea hour of darkness, PS2, Stratagy/RPG.

This game is not only very fun if your into stratagy RPGs but its also funny as all hell.

(Side note: If your into this game check out ther Nippon Ichi Software Games such as: Phantom Brave, Makia Kingdom, La Pucell Tactics, and Disgaea 2)

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Okage shadow king, PS2, RPG.

Ok now this one is a rent its not for evryone and the battle system admitedly sucks. But This game does have one major Driving force behind it, its story. If nothing else

just rent the game for the story alone.

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Shadow of the Collosus, PS2, ...not sure what to call it...Action/Puzzle I spose.

This game has an awsome sense of scale and yes, while the game is merely made up of boss battles alone the world you play in and the sheer scale and feel

of the bosses make this game worth a play alone.

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Beyond Good & Evil., PS2, Action/Adventure.

This game is very fun and has a great story line definitly worth seeking out and buying.

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There you go games you should play(I prolly know more but just can think of em right now)

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Anime to watch.

(again as with games I'm skipping over givens)

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FLCL, Episodes 6, Humor/plain out different.

This anime is worth getting not only because its so unuiqe but because its humor is great, it has a cool soundtrack, and its just plain fun to watch. Mind you you may have to watch it a few times through to totaly get whats happening.

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.hack//sign, Episodes 26 I think, Fantasy/drama/action

This anime is very heavy on the story so if your not the type who likes chatty anime and just wants action this might not be for you. But if you do like story and

if you can make sence of it this anime has a great story, but like flcl you may hafta watch it again to get it. Oh and on a side note, just like in FLCL the soundtracks cool too.

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IGPX, 22-26 episodes i think, action.

This series is good Because the race scenes are awsome but the characters are great too so if your into mechs, and racing get this.

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(oh and the X lines are cause I cant figure out how to work this profile thing correctly.)

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