napoleonbeanhide bio
 Author has written 24 stories for Get Backers, Gundam Wing/AC, House, M.D., Sherlock Holmes, Read or Die, and Jeeves. Yo! bean here. I figured I should put some things about myself on here, just in case anyone actually reads this. I like- Lynn Flewelling Gundam Wing Getbackers Good Omens (and anything else by either Terry Pratchett or Neil Gaiman) Books in general (when visiting my apartment, watch out for book slides.) Slash Spell Check Fish House I don't like- Pudding Spiders (A bonafide arachnaphobe) Change (not like coins, like different things) Kinda scary to see myself summed up in so few words, but that's about it. Hope you enjoy my stories! bean p.s. I changed my name, but I'm still actually the same person, okay? "Only love has frinkled stardust" - 1st Getbackers Opening theme, Japanese version (subtitles) |
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Self Control reviews
Jeeves and Wooster PWP drabble. slash, BertieJeeves.
Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Complete
Regrets reviews
The first time Wilson kissed House was also the last. UST. Not happy at all.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Blank Check reviews
Cameroncentric. HouseYoungWizards crossover. Semisequel to Payment. Cameron couldn't pay the price.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/6/2006 - A. Cameron - Complete
The Cheerful Fairy reviews
HouseDiscworld crossover. House meets the Cheerful Fairy. hint 'o slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/31/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Jeeves Visits The Continent reviews
Jeeves and Wooster Bertie picks the wrong time to take a holiday in France. A very wrong time.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Complete
The Death of Rats reviews
Kinda sorta sequel to Uncertainty Principle. Just a little snippet with the Death of Rats and Steve McQueen. DiscworldHouse crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2006 - G. House - Complete
The Mad Scientist reviews
DiscworldHouse crossover. The morgue is really a secret laboratory. drabbley.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Forgetting reviews
After Jeeves' death, Bertie has gone a little crazy. slash.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Payment reviews
HouseYoung Wizards crossover. pretty much crack. also, a car crash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
Jeeves and Wooster. Bertie and Jeeves are kidnapped. A bit slashy.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
The Big Three reviews
sex, drugs, and rock and roll. or at least two out of three. drabbley.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - G. House - Complete
Rubbernecking
Wilson's thoughts on the infarction. sort of stream of consciousness.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 6/28/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Book of Nenene reviews
Maggie has some thoughts on Nenene. Yuri. Drabble and a half.
Read or Die - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Paperwork reviews
House and Wilson have a rather pointless conversation about Cameron. And paperwork.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6/12/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Uncertainty Principle reviews
House has a chat with Death. DiscworldHouse crossover. Some spoilers for No Reason.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - G. House - Complete
Company reviews
You don't miss it 'till it's gone. AU, death. could be slash, if you want it to be.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Separation reviews
Wilson's divorce. Drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - J. Wilson
Vices reviews
Even Holmes had the cocaine bottle... Drabble.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
Wilson changes. Deathfic. might be slash, if you squint real hard.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Published: 4/19/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Bored With Classical reviews
House is bored with playing classical music. Very short.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/13/2006 - G. House - Complete
The Cane reviews
Sometimes, House likes the cane. Drabbely. some slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/13/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Devils Are Here reviews
House recieves an unexpected visitor. Crossover with Good Omens.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2006 - G. House - Complete
The Fourth Horseman reviews
Heero thinks about his very personal relationship with death. 1X2 Deathfic
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Heero Y., Duo M. - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares
Ban Mido has more than a little knowledge of dreams...Slight BanxGinji
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005