DOLLS- evil lil creaters that are out to kill and take over the world...wait a minute that me. but they still are evil creatures
"I'm with the BEAST"
Curiosity killed the cat... but satisfaction brought it back!
When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Guys are like lightbulbs some are brighter than others!
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same
I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!
Avoid all needle drugs, the only dobe you need to shoot is Inuyasha
As an outsider. what do you think of the human race?
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
.: sneezes:. “Sorry, it’s just that I am allergic to bullshit,” I Robot
"I'm really easy to get along with . . . once you people learn to worship me."
"Blame the parents"
"If Tylenol, Duck Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem."
"Damn...All stressed out and no one to choke."
"Damn"
“Try not to let your mind wander. It’s too small to be outside on its own.”
"I could be nicer to you but what fun will that be?"
"Damn feds" Tremors
“Expect the unexpected.”
“Women fake emotions, men fake entire relationships.”
"one question... is your head up your ass for the warmth?"
“Love doesn't always heal wounds. Strength doesn't always assure victory. Denial doesn't always prevent the inevitable. But revenge is always sweet to the bitter.”
“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
"...this is where I nod and pretend like I am listening"
Life is the coldest part of hell when preps are around"
"If you don't look away your going to loose your family jewels"
"Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls"
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problem"
"my cat can beat up your dog".
"I'm here cuz Heaven won't take me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."
"boo"
"If you don't wanta give me love then give me a brownie"
"people like you are the reason why people like me need medication"
"I may be a bitch, but I'm cute when I sleep"
"I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so."
"A wise man once said, "I don't know - go ask a woman."
"I like to visit reality, but I wouldn't want to live there."
"A woman is like a tea bag... you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
"IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN!"
'Do not mess with the Pissed Bitch’
'Get outta my face.'
"If you want to live, stay away from my man."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
“Here’s to you, Here’s to me, Best friends we’ll always be, And if somehow we disagree, To hell with you, here’s to me!”
“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”
"He's possessed!" "He's insane!" "He's my kind of guy!" The Pagemaster
"Poke"
"Boing"
"Why be difficult when, with a little effort, you can be impossible"
No guy is worth your tears and when you find one that is, he wont make you cry
"If 90 percent of the people in the world don't have it, why do they call it common sense?"
"Guys are like slinkies: It‘s always fun to watch them fall down stairs"
"Let's consult The Great 'Hn' Dictionary. Hmm, a 'hn' with a slight knowing attitude, with roll of the eyes. . . ah! Here it is! It means, 'I don't know,' or some situations, 'Why would I have bothered to remember anything so ridiculous is that?' "
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
“Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.”
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
"silence is golden and duct tape is silver"
"No shit, Sherlock"
"First rule of Science: Never spit into the wind"
"Don’t piss me off, I’m running out of places to hide the bodies"
"If there wasn't some huge downside to doing something this stupid...It wouldn't be worth doin' y'know?"
"I didn't say I didn't give a darn, I said I didn't give a damn, which I don't."
"Three words:Shut up. Uh...now."
"The light at the end of the tunnel has gone out due to technical difficulties."
"There are far too many idiots in this world. You, just happen to be an example."
"I refuse to enter a battle of the minds with you. It's against my beliefs to attack an unarmed person"
"If ignorance is bliss...you must be the happiest person in the whole god damn world..."
"Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity."
Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh.
I wish I could kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime!
TGIF- Thank God I'm female.
Keep honking! I'm reloading!
Behind every good man, there is a good woman. And behind every good woman, there's another man looking at her butt.
Follow your dreams... except the one when you're at school in your underwear.
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
Doctors say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that
If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, CrimsonAngel1992
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, CrimsonAngel1992 Scientists have gotten rid of the planet Pluto, saying it is too small. If you disagree with this copy and paste this statement on your profile and add your name to the list: Tanith of Pellinor, AngelxofxthexSoul, XxDeviantAngelxX, Archangel's Requiem, CrimsonAngel1992
92 percent of the teenaged population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Polo said it was uncool to breathe. Post this on your profile if your one of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO OWN A TAZER, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS
Puppy eyes should be made illegal
Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all! If you’re here to tell me we have a mission I just might kill you women were the devils that walked the earth

Your blade is only as sharp as your will to protect

Your will to protect is only as strong as your heart

Hitori asobini akiteru mitai
(I seem to be worn out from playing alone)

Once pure, now dark. Betrayal and hatred were the only emotions shown. If you grasp this sword, you must have gone through what I have. When you embrace the handle, you will use the power of the Kurai Fushicho

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

never attack a fox's precious person and never wake a sleeping Dragon

Her name was Auroura

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

The hardest battle you're ever going to fight
...is the battle to just be you.

I get knocked down! But I get up again
You're never going to keep me down

Pride is tasteless, sizeless, and colorless :but it's the hardest thing to swallow:

“Welcome to the jungle
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually

You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me!”

“He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. For if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”

I’ve tried my best, to hear out the masses,
I’ve heard it all, from A-Z,
I’ve read it all, been to all of the classes,
And still I’m tryin’, but I just can’t see
Through the smoke and

I, don’t want it, this confusion,
I, don’t wanna, false solution,
Give me somethin’, to hold on to,
I want what you have cuz you have what I need

“You just want to get them to burn off some of that energy.” Rin sipped her tea. “Sensei was like an energizer bunny on meth with a side of crack and followed up with speed.”

“It’s a Tasmanian Devil on crack, speed and whiskey.”

War may sometimes be a necessary evil. But no matter how necessary, it is always an evil, never a good. We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

-Jimmy Carter

"To be a sheep in a world of sheep is one thing; to be a sheep in a world of predators is something else, an if someone hides behind a label of a sheep do to cowardice while another has to take his place, holding the predators at bay is truly a coward." - George Olsen

"Go f@& yourself!" - Dick Chaney

"War is the extension of politics." - Karl von Clausewitz

"Ask not what your country can do for you-ask what you can do for your country." - John F. Kennedy

"Float like a butterfly sting like a bee!" - Muhammad Ali

"Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall!" - Ronald Reagan

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up." - Jesse Jackson

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway." - John Wayne

"You can kill the dreamer but you can't kill the dream." - Martin Luther King Jr.

"If you ain't laughing you ain't living." - Carlos Manceia

"Up yours!" - Unknown

"Do or do not, there is no 'try'." - Yoda

"Bite my shiny metal ass!" - Bender

"I believe there's a place where the restless souls wander. Burdened by the weight of their own sadness, they wait for a chance to set the wrong things right. Only then can they be reunited with the ones they love. Sometimes, a crow shows them the way. Because sometimes, love is stronger than death." - Sarah from The Crow: City of Angels

"I learned at a very young age that I cannot trust in or count on anyone but myself. To do so invites deceit and despair and opens a vulnerability that can be exploited. To do so is a weakness." - Artemis Entreri

"With each kill I grow wiser, and with added wisdom I grow stronger." - Artemis Entreri

"It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war." - John F. Kennedy

"Let the anger of the righteous flow and become the hammer against the wicked. Let the sword of justice run cold with the tears of the faithful." - Unknown

"Even though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me." - Psalm 23:4

"War is in your blood, when you're pushed killing is as easy as breathing. Live for nothing or die for something." - Rambo

"In this world the food for he strong is the flesh of the weak. The strong live and the weak die." - Shishio Makoto

"As time flows onward everything in the world is constantly changing...nothing is eternal." - Unknown

"You can't shake hands with a clenched fist." - Indira Gandhi

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' But to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?" - Dirty Harry

“Those whom we say farewell, are welcomed by others.” - Unknown

“Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” - Mark Twain

“In violence we forget who we are.” Mary McCarthy

“I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight,” - General George S. Patton

“Never underestimate the power of passion.” - Eve Sawyer

“Look for me in the whirlwind or the storm.” - Marcus Garvey

“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.” - Mahatma Gandhi.

We live in between worlds: the “truths” and the “illusions”, but beneath it all, we live in ignorance. We see what we want, we believe what we see, and we want what we believe. We live a complex life, where the simplicity is overpowered by our complications. In our eyes there is only black and white, but in our lives there lies many shades of grays.

Nani wo mitrumeteirun darou?
(What are you gazing at?)

Hitori asobini akiteru mitai
(I seem to be worn our from playing alone)

Boku wa dou suru?
(But what am I to do?)

Kimi wa henji mo shinai!
(You won't even respond to me!)

Sa igo no koe mo kikoenai
(I can no longer hear the last voice)

Jiwaki goshi ni namida goe
(All I can hear is your crying voice)

Samenai netsu ni unasarete.
(Unable to cool this feverish nightmare.)

Sono saki ni kimi wa nani wo?
(Before all that, what are you?)

Donna yume oikakete kokomade kitan darou?
(What dreams have you chased to get where you are now?)

Hitori de naiteru
(Crying all by yourself)

Demo doushiyo mo naku kudaranai
(But this is pointless, it can't be helped)

Egai ta mirai e tsuzukiteru
(I continue towards our painted future)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

To truely know someone you must take apart their mind and analyse every aspect of it but you always miss something...even if it's something small it will mean a lot...so can you truely know someone?

How can you truly know someone if you don’t know your self inside and out.

I read this poem from Tsukiko The Librarian, who got ot from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Sic vis pacem, para bellum-If you want peace, prepare for war

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
th man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

"Everything's Possible just not Probable. So is it possible for something to be impossible?"

"If you hear anything suspicious, say like sirens...floor it."

"Whoever said sunshine was happiness has never danced in the rain."

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot; Survivors will be shot again."

"Children: You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then the next sixteen years you're telling them to sit down and shut up."

"Cool? I do not know what is wrong with you, but you're freaking me out."

"So...we can call this year 'The Apocalypse?'"

"I'm just a total genius!"

"I told you I was sick!" (Tombstone)

"What the hell are you on today?"

"You're not going crazy. You're going sane in a crazy world!"

"This handsome yet incredibly annonying looser is my brother."

"That's it! This is just some horrible demented dream!"

"Oro."

"Ru-mumeto Ga Imasuka? (Do you have a roommate?)" Krappy Prince talking to his classmate in Japanese class. "Iie, Koroshimashita (No, I killed him.)" Classmate's answer.

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'"

"We're still friends. Just now, we can make-out."

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, I haven't missed it yet."

"I'm not crazy I’m just ... well, I’m not crazy!"

"Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies."

"3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions."

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."

"The worst feeling in the world is to be sitting right next to someone you know you can't have."

"The greatest feeling in the world is finding out that the one who you like likes you back."

"I'm NOT LADY DEATH! I'm the ANGEL OF DEATH! Get it Right!"

Stupidity killed the cat...Curiosity was blamed.

Stress: when the body can no longer fight the urge to choke the living shit out of some asshole who really

deserves it.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

10 Reasons Why Being Gay is 'Wrong'

1.) Being gay is not 'natural'. We must always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2.) Gay marriage will make people gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets- because of course a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, just like a human being.

4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, interracial marriage is still frowned upon, and divorce is still illegal.

5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed (Oh, what a tragedy).

6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world clearly needs more children, despite the fact that so many of them go uncared for.

7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.

9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.

“The thoughts you probably process while you fight are probably thought of terror.
For instance, when you are trying to protect someone, you think: I’m afraid they’ll die.”

“When you are trying to attack you think: I’m afraid to cut them.”

“And when you are trying to defend yourself they’re: I’m afraid to get hurt.

You are afraid of your own abilities, and that causes the dullness of your weapon.”

“I will not let them get hurt.”

“I will cut them.”

“I will not get hurt.”

A falcon with a broken wing is a falcon with no purpose.

"Hell has no wrath like a women's scorn."

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked Jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
Jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)