Hi...

I just thought that while your here you may realize the true meaning of life. Are something else astonishing. Maybe you'll get a great idea for a great work of art or a magnificent story. Maybe you'll realize that you're wasting your time. MAYBE someday we'll all be abducted by aliens and never return. Maybe you'll visit someone else's profile... and leave me alone, I'd like that. What are you doing again? Oh yeah, reading my profile. Maybe I'll go on a trip and fall in a ditch full of cows. The aliens will abduct me and the cows. I'll have a sad life of eating grass and the aliens trying to milk me for the rest of my life. Maybe I'll start doing my homework soon. Maybe you'll stop reading this and go binge-watch The Flash CW. Maybe you'll stop reading this and go do what you're supposed to do. Maybe you'll stop reading this and go do something with your life.

The Hero of Ming's inner thoughts -

Man, that episode of The Flash CW that's on at 8-9 Eastern-Central time was pretty good.
Stories are pretty good these days.
What am I... oh yeah... I don't remember.
Why do I have 10 toes?
How do you breath again?
What day is it?
Ahh... I wish mosquitoes would all die out.
Hmm... what was I doing again?
...yes, that's correct.
When is The Warriors movie coming out?
When will I find true happiness, wait, never mind, Moonbli is canon, I'm happy.
GO SIT ON A REEF.
How does a book work?
OW! I ran into the 4th wall.
*Epic music*
Moon are you listening?
Is Darkstalker going to come and save me?
When do I get to have a turn?
BARRY YOU IDIOT! DON'T SHOW EVERYONE YOUR SECRET IDENTITY!
That idiot. Who am I thinking about might you ask? You. (Joking)
Have you ever had that thought that someone might be listening to your every thought?
HELLO? IS ANYONE IN THIS ROOM A MINDREADER?

You're still on here?

Wow.