Banshee and Havoc thought it was funny to joke about something going on between Charles and Erik. They should have known better than to mess with a metal bender before breakfast. (Slash one-shot)

Francis gives Gilbert a late birthday gift. Unfortunately, he receives a rude little Austrian kitty. What will Gilbert do with his new aristo-cat?

Italy gets himself worked up during a lunch and ditches a meeting, and ends up phoning Romano to keep him company. Kink Meme de-anon: in other words, explicit Itacest. You've been warned.

Italy decides that a dinner date needs some spicing up. Embarrassment of Germany ensues. De-anoned Kink Meme fill. You know what to expect.

Germany lets it slips that he's still a virgin and his brother soon followed by France vows to remedy the issue. He hides out with Italy, who comes up with a very interesting solution... Virgin!GermanyxExperienced!Italy, M for awkward first time

Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.

“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”

If there is one thing Germany will not tolerate, it is traumatizing the delicate minds of his beloved dogs.