Hi...I'm 16...prefer to be called Philip (it's a nickname)...and am a girl

I love to read...am obsessed with fanfiction which I completely discovered by accident...and have so many ships I lost track...and my fandoms...don't even get me started on that...because you will not believe the amount of fangirl moments that I have had...like no clue...my sister and family literally think I'm crazy and have issues because I laugh, cry, giggle, freak out, angst, and last but never least blush and smile like a crazy person when I read my fanfiction...needless to say they think I'm on drugs...but alas tis a small price to pay...until they try to get me tested...then things will just go downhill

And I'm babbling like a maniac and should probably stop...

All the things you need...to know all about me:

] Single

] Taken

- Mentally dating a character that doesn't even exist...

10% Evil
20% Nerd (not even remotely dorky)
30% Ridiculous
40% Invisible to everyone
50% Playful
60% Mischief
70% Imaginative
80% Annoying
90% Fangirl
100% Insane and all kinds of awesome

Also my imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

I'm the girl that who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared but will scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster.

I'm the type of girl that will burst out at laughing over something that happend... yesterday.

I'm the kind of person that dreams of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having there motives questioned

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

Also anyone can get hit by a moving car. It takes skill to be hit by a parked car.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish i was.

Why yes I do randomly use british accents

Heaven doesn't want me and the devil's afraid i'll take over.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I'm going to live like a Narnian even if there isn't any Narnia...steps into the wardrobe.

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

I didn't fall. I attacked the floor with my awesome ninja skills!

My friends:

Friends will always be like "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

A best friend is some one who will scream ' I LOVE YOU' in the middle of the hallway, not caring if people think your lesbians

OK... so i'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

Why yes we do randomly use british accents

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

Lets all laugh hysterically. It scares them.

She's my best friend. I don't care if you think she's a dork. Because she's MY DORK.

When an announcement voices over on the loud speaker huddle on the floor with your hands over your ears screaming 'THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!!!'

Jump in a cart and run around screaming "The British are coming!!"

Pick up lines I would and will possibly use:

Was that an earthquake?? Or did I just rock your world!!

I just love this:

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts No.132: I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wlking down the hallways.

Things I am not allowed to do at hogwarts No.92: I am not allowed to ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts #143:
Thou shall not sing 'We're off to see the wizard' when sent to the headmasters office.

Things I am not allowed to do at hogwarts No.77: i am not allowed to refer to the Accio Charm as The FORCE

FANDOMS:

Thor

Teen Wolf

Sky High

Twilight

The Mortal Instruments

Harry Potter

Sherlock