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Name: The Tuxedo Man ( the tux for short, don't leave out the the)

Age: maybe

Fav shows: Naruto, Attack on titan, Pokemon, old, the new is shit,

Fav games: legend of Zelda, earthbound, punchout, prototype, Cod blackops

I live in a town in texas, and got an apartment, I probably won't update often, cause

I try to have one of these things called lives! (Oh the horror) I will be using a phone, cause my computer

Is shit, and I can't afford internet. Don't flame, because that just means you got nothing better to do.

Here is a short story of the things that appear on my suggestion box

I like how you can see a great deal of zero and I like what you've been waiting for getting the tuxedo and not to be the first

To be a sagely and omniscient and not a drive by child to have those who are not a good start but please call us at

The Fabulous and other words from Heather mills and not only does this mean that the yahoo has bread.

Thankyou for reading.

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Pandemonium by kazred reviews
Alex doesn't understand. He saved Manhattan from its own nuke, but the city was still after him. Maybe when there was more than you existing, you could see why. After the events of [P1] and an AU of [P2]. Currently being remastered.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,788 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M., James H., PARIAH
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,883 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 2,696 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
Storms Overhead by Lione 'Tabuukilla' Fortuna reviews
He was known as the Wrath of Odin, Zeus' Rage... and monster, But yet, all he desired was to redeem himself in the eyes of the world that had seen him as nothing but a monster. Defending several Conduit children, he holds up against the militia in a final act of redemption. But just as death comes for him... a pink haired mage calls for a familiar.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 492,935 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Louise, OC - Complete
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,651 - Follows: 6,924 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Missing Nin by limadude120 reviews
Upon returning home after his three-year training trip with Jiraiya, Naruto is framed for the attempted assassination of the Fifth Hokage and finds himself on the run, hunted by both his village and Akatsuki. To survive and clear his name, he must use the skills passed down by his mentor and father, receiving help and friendship from a certain Jinchuuriki. Logically-Strong Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,767 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Fū] Jiraiya
Keep the Fox in the Bag by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Naruto's Butterfly by gadman85 reviews
While on his training trip with Jiraiya Naruto decides to do a summoning. While he does this summoning something causes it to go wrong resulting in something unexpected. This will change things for him and others. Rated M for adult situations, detailed fights and later romances taking a healthy direction.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,874 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Alice, Naruto U.
Dishonored Book 2 by Deathwish911 reviews
Picking up the story again...lol lets see how it turns out. Rated [M] for Lemons and other stuff.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 139 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Saito, Tabitha, Henrietta, OC
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Halkeginia Christmas by EderNimrais reviews
Saito feels that the air is lacking the spirit of Christmas, so instead of just sitting around twiddling his thumbs like any normal person would, he becomes the first ever Halkeginia Santa Claus. However, every Santa Claus needs a Mrs Claus and it comes from a very unlikely person so could be considered the living definition of the season of Winter. How this works, find out...
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Saito, Tabitha] - Complete
Dishonored Book 1 by Deathwish911 reviews
Tabitha has just bought the familiar Louise has just summoned. Rated [M] for later scenes and language.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,944 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Saito, Tabitha - Complete
The Misadventures of Galahad Evenguard by Forscythe reviews
A young wizard detective finds himself on a new case. At first it seems like a basic missing person case, but those usually don't involve traveling to another dimension. Oh and there are magic using nobles that hate every fiber in your body for being a magic using commoner. Welcome to Tristain Mr. Evenguard. Enjoy your stay.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,171 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Henrietta, OC] Saito, Tiffania
The Darkest Light by Halo12094 reviews
After being banished from failing the retrieval mission, Naruto finds himself sailing off beyond the Elemental Nations, a month later him and the crew discover a ruined city, he volunteers to scout ahead and comes in contact with a strange black substance. Godlike Naruto, Blood & Gore, Slight Resident Evil. Discontinued.
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,872 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N., Samui, Fū
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11206 - Favs: 14,818 - Follows: 9,949 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Masks by phoenixyfriend reviews
No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Obito U. - Complete
Voices by CeriseTears reviews
Saito hates fighting. So much that he'll kill himself to make it stop. Rated T for triggers.(Might not follow original story)
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Saito, Louise, Siesta - Complete
Mastermind of Zero by UNKOWN SOURCE reviews
Louise summons Saito, probably one of the smartest financial engineers in his world and an EVIL GENIUS bent on world domination. Rewritten from a previous Fanfic of the same name. Slightly AU Saito. Uses Light Novels Cannon. Review and Enjoy!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,689 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Saito, Louise
The Infection by Nightwolv reviews
An Infection has come to New York how will the New Avengers deal with it and Alex Mercer? Rated T for Violence
Crossover - Avengers & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 116,022 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Spiderman/Peter P. - Complete
Saria's Last Song by Silence-Darkness reviews
A FF7Zelda. In time, people change, eras rise and fall, worlds change, friends become enemies. Join Link in his travels through the twilight of space, and the anguish of the Planet.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,616 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Link
Death of a Kage Bunshin by Foxie-sama reviews
Kage Bunshin no Jutsu was perfect in every way and form. It is only the human element of it that is inherently flawed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 357 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete