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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Austin & Ally. So I decided, now that I've written a (poorly written) FanFiction, I should at least try to write a proper bio, and honestly, I really don't think that's gonna work out. Reasons why I can't write bio's: #1. Because I hate them with a passion. What the hell bio. Go write yourself. #2. I'm an extremely awkward Midgardian. #3. I'm also a really boring person so um. Yeah. #4. No one ever understands anything I say because I am in too many fandoms (or, the SuperwholockavengedragongaurdiansjusticeprimevalmerlgleebuffbatstarkidpotterfamilyolympiancriminalcsistruckinstoriesgameswarsDISNEY fandom). #5. I actually just said that. #6. I only wrote six points because Niff. This is my actual bio though. I'm serious bro (ahaha that rhymed). Hello, fellow Midgardians. I am Lo- wait no. My actual name is Maria. Not Loki. I am definitely not Loki. Um, I'd like to start off my extremely awkward introduction by stating my fandoms properly, as I'm sure some of you -if there's actually someone reading this- probably didn't understand half of what I wrote in my multi fandom name thing. I shall start us off, by giving out quotes from every single damn fandom I am in. No matter how long this damn thing takes to write. "Honestly, I think the world's going to end bloody. But it doesn't mean we shouldn't fight. We do have choices." - Dean Winchester, Supernatural -Destiel- "Some people think that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually, from a non-linear, non subjective view point, It's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff." - 10th Doctor, Doctor Who -Amy/Rory- "Listen, what I said before, John, I meant it. I don’t have friends. I’ve just got one." - Sherlock -Johnlock- "Every villain is a hero in his own mind." - Tom Hiddleston/Loki, Avengers -FrostIron- "What kind of father thinks his stupid laws are more important than his own son?" - Hiccup, How to Train your Dragon -FrostCup- "We're going to have a little fun instead..." - Jack Frost, Rise of the Guardians -Hijack- "...Unlike Mr. Darkglasses over here. Batman's forbidden Boy Wonder from telling anyone his real name." - Kidflash/Wally West, Young Justice -Birdflash- "I can do the action stuff as well you know; I'm not just a massive intellect!" - Connor Temple, Primeval -Cabbie- "I’m happy with the way it ends. And I think it will live in people’s memories. Things haven’t fallen the way things you’d expect them to, and that applies to the end of the series, as well." - Bradley James/Arthur, Merlin -Merthur- "It's all fun and games... until It's not." - Sebastian Smythe, Glee -Niff and Klaine- "What do these two broke ass bitches want?" - Martin Riggs, Buffering -Ben/Martin- "Oh, so I'm supposed to hold everyone's hand?" - Robin/Richard Grayson, Batman -Birdflash- "Now he's gone and replaced with a suit and tie, dancing in a variety show." - Gilderoy, A Very Potter Senior Year -Romione- "Nearly failed on stealth and tracking. I'm dead clumsy! Did you hear me break that plate downstairs?" - Nympadora Tonks, Harry Potter -Teddy/James- "There is nothing better than doing what you love with your best friends in the whole world." - Riker Lynch, R5 -Rikurt, Rockliff, Tydel, Ellia and Mocky- "With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." - Nico Di Angelo, Percy Jackson -Leico, Thaluke and Percabeth- "You should see what comes up when you type "death" into a search engine." - Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds -Spence/Morgan- "This neighbourhood rains lead." - Greg Sanders, CSI -Greg/Nick- “You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not.” - Carson Phillips, Struck By Lightning -Nick/Scott- “Anyone can have a once upon a time or a happily ever after, but its the journey between that makes the story worth telling” - Chris Colfer, The Land Of Stories "It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart." - Finnick Odair, Hunger Games -Rory/Prim and Fannie- "I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight." - Han Solo, Starwars -Han/Leia and Ani/Darra- "Here together, friends forever. Some things were just meant to be, and that's you and me." - Winnie The Pooh Click -- here for the best Niff FanFiction you'll ever read by by best friend in the whole wide world. |
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