YerAWitchMiss
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Joined 11-29-15, id: 7329412, Profile Updated: 08-06-18
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello, out there Awesome People of Internet!

The world may be a burning hunk of rock that might not make it another 1000 years, but at least we'll have wifi to keep to warm our hearts! (And not our melting bodies). I hope my stories can aide you until then.

Harry Potter is my very favoritest book series to write about, but I love plenty of cartoons!

I just finished watching Disney's Wander Over Yonder; the show was fantastic, but Disney dumped it somewhere next to Phineas and Ferb and other actually competent Disney Channel productions. Probably cause they hate themselves \_(ツ)_/. (Might see a fanfiction based on a AU Wander in the future :)

Anywho! I have only one fanfic on my account at the moment, "Saturdays Are Evil Days". I promise, promise, PROMISE, I will get to updating that story, but life unfortunately does not slow down for over-worked high school students, or regular fanfiction update schedules.

The story of SAED, is that Harry Potter's life is goes from angsty, yet survivable, to levels of chaos and insanity that would make even General Chaos himself resign his legacy of madness in defeat (Just kidding, summoning an angry HJPEV defending his title might be the most frightening image I've ever conceived).

Looks like Saturdays will be for the "Boys", no longer :).

Whelp, that's all I had to say for now! Hope you have a wonderful day, and only 49% of men brush their teeth more than once a day!

Love,

YerAWitchMiss

P.S. I just realized that rhyme with Christmas, I swear that was completely unintentional! That's my favorite holiday btw.

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The Matchmaker by Tannin Tele reviews
'The Matchmaker' is a serial abductor whose modus operandi consists of pairing two same-sex individuals together in a coffin, six feet underground - buried alive. He isn't a killer. He's a kidnapper with morals, and Detective Chief Inspector Tom Riddle finds himself obsessed with solving the case. Unfortunately for Tom, the Matchmaker is just as intent on knowing him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,948 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/15/2018 - Published: 11/20/2018 - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6165 - Favs: 4,509 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All For Show by Cannibal Inc reviews
Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,802 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35024 - Favs: 24,917 - Follows: 18,611 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 4,945 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Saturdays Are Evil Days reviews
Harry Potter hates Mondays, but loved Saturdays. Until one fateful Saturday, when a curse flipped the script and transformed his life into a man's worst nightmare. Now, Harry lives his days in fear, knowing that on the last day of the week, a new problem will arise, each weekend more disastrous than the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.