Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.

The System awakes, and so does Jaune Arc. Of course, one is awakening from an eons long slumber and the other went to bed too late the night before and slept in far too long. The System adjusts to a methodology suitable for a teenage boy, and as such accidentally invokes the god-given right of living a video game. Jaune's in for a wild ride.

Pursued by Death Eaters while the Wizarding war rages on, Harry is thrown a thousand years into the past, leaving his friends to lead the fight against Voldemort's growing forces. Lost in an unfamiliar world, he meets a legend. He discovers the man behind it. And from there, everything changes.

Taylor Hebert had never wanted to become a villain. That just happened as she made one desperate choice after another until she got in too deep to get out. This time, her journey as a cape leads her the other way.

Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?

When the battle in the department of mysteries heads south, Harry finds herself flung backwards in time to 1942, where Tom Riddle is a prefect in his fifth year. Armed with this knowledge, but little else, Harry desperately tries to find a way home and for once in her life not screw it up. Tom, for his own part, wonders when Harry Evans will head back to the mothership. fem!Harry

The war against the Dark Lord was the last straw. The oppressed, fed up with oligarchy, corruption, and injustice, sharpened their knives, rallying behind those who promised change. They won. Today, Magical Britain is a changed country – for the better. Hail and praise to our saviours! Finally, all is well. But listen! Can't you hear the grindstone turning still ...?

All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Marinette is tired of getting her school days ruined by bullies. She's tired of having to deal with them and with adults not doing anything to stop them. So she hits back. And when she does- well, bullies beware, because this girl means business.

Little Harry receives a collection of storybooks mysteriously on his 9th birthday, believing it a happy accident that he shares so many similarities -including his name- with the protagonist. Until his cousin Dudley's 11th birthday comes and brings talking snakes with it. Maybe they aren't storybooks at all...maybe they tell the future.

"Welcome to The Game." When his relatives decide to go visit Aunt Marge instead of having her come to them, thirteen-year-old Harry Potter is left behind. Left to his own devices he stumbles upon one of those handheld videogames his cousin Dudley loves so much. Are they always this interactive?

Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Magically talented, Slytherin fem!Harry. Years 1-3 of Victoria Potter's adventures at Hogwarts, with a strong focus on magic, friendship, and boarding school life. Mostly canonical world but avoids rehash of canon plotlines. No bashing, no kid politicians, no 11-year-old romances. First Year complete as of chapter 12.

An afternoon of embarrassment, awkwardness and one crushing sentence from Adrien's mouth has left Marinette reeling. She needs a little comfort and advice about what to do next... and the more that she thinks about it, there's one person who might be just right for the job. Response one-shot to Puppeteer 2, so spoilers for that lurk within!

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

At five-years-old little Harry Potter experiences his first big accidental magic. One that drastically changes his worldview and the course of his life. The Harry that eventually arrives at Hogwarts is one shaped by his childhood experiences...and the darkness of a cupboard.

Draco Malfoy was minding his own business in his compartment alone when a Gryffindor decided to fall from the sky and make their second trip to Hogwarts a bit more exciting than planned. Or the one where Harry isn't confident in Ron's capabilities to fly the car and makes a jump for it when they fly over the train, a little traumatized, and blurts out his problems to Draco Malfoy.

Tom Riddle opens the Chamber of Secrets in Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts. After a botched attempt to extract the Horcrux in Harry's scar leaves their souls tied together, Tom is forced to take the Gryffindor with him when he makes his escape. A story of Horcrux hunting, adventure and unwilling attraction. [TMR/HP, Diary!Tom, Soulbond]

Marinette is always looking for ways to help, whether it be with bringing a student's concerns to the principal as class president, mending a torn jacket, or stepping up to babysit. For her second Heroes Day as a superhero, though, she's going the extra distance so that she can help even more in emergencies. ft. Everyday Superhero Marinette and her fabulous influence on the class.

"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.

Marinette enjoys her fashion design classes, at least most of the time. Sometimes, though, one of her assignments ends up posing a bit of a problem for her and she ends up stuck, trying to find inspiration from- well, from anything. Thankfully, she has a certain cat to make sure that she doesn't work herself too hard...and to provide a not-so-occasional source of inspiration.

Years before Hawkmoth's appearance in Paris, Mr. Dupain and Mrs. Cheng took their daughter to the Paris Renaissance Festival. They weren't surprised when she wanted to get a fluffy princess dress, but they weren't expecting her interest in the fighting games...or her prowess.

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the pure-blood bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth.

A reporter has to adapt and improvise. It's an important skill to learn, especially when one is a reporter who is still in school and can't skip out to film all of the akuma battles without getting grounded. So Alya gets creative and starts using old security camera footage of akuma attacks. It keeps the Ladyblog active and maybe she'll finally get her scoop of a lifetime.

A fire burns deep within Iris Potter, and such things must be tempered — even if it's with Albus Dumbledore's idea of education and guidance. After a disastrous end to a school year, the two find themselves tangling with old enemies, eldritch magic, time travel, and that which should have perhaps been left well alone. Morally gray fem!Harry, mentor!Dumbledore.

In which, in a moment of blind panic, Lily remembers that she got drunk and had sex with somebody but the question is if it was Draco Malfoy or someone more appealing. Sequel to "The Night Before the Morning After"

Harry ends up back in time on the steps of Wool's Orphanage. Raised in institutional squalor with Tom Riddle, he has a very different attitude toward magic, Hogwarts, and friendships. dark!harry, brotp!tomarry. On Hiatus. Thinking of abandoning. Just isn't fun to write.

What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]

Harriet Potter earns the right to attend Hogwarts under a prestigious scholarship, dodging the purebloods-only rule. But that's not the only obstacle she faces, and she and her cousin Archie will need all of their savvy to escape the walls of Hogwarts unscathed. AU of murkybluematter's AU.

No one can deny that an akuma with the power to pull people's future selves to the present has a ton of troublemaking potential. Even if they don't mean to, people from the future can accidentally give too much away. How much will the Future Ladybug and Chat Noir spoil?

Post 2x07 AU! After their epic fail in trying to matchmake Adrien and Marinette, Alya, Alix, Mylene, Juleka and Rose have all vowed they would do whatever it takes to get their favourite couple together. Whether it is facing Chloe's wrath or getting detention or risking arrest or causing Akumas or even joining a cheese cult! They will do whatever it takes

After the failure with Stoneheart, Marinette had successfully given up the earrings and thought that was that. That she was done with the hero business. Done with anything miraculous. She was wrong. And her actions sparked off a great change of events.

Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."

In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.

What would happen if a ten year old Ruby Rose woke up with video game powers? Would the world of Remnant continue on it's current path or would plans get derailed... This is Ruby of course it's going to get derailed.

[Fanfiction of murkybluematter's The Rigel Black Chronicles] Some people are not all that they seem to be. Rigel Black is not, and neither is Aldon Rosier. [AU post-Ambiguous Artifice]

After Loki dies in Jotunheim, Thor falls to Midgard and finds a strange magic-wielding mortal who looks too much like his long-lost brother.

It's the summer of Harry's fourth year, and his holiday includes a promotional book tour on Lockhart's behalf! During his tour Harry meets werewolves, a hag, and other interesting characters, and visits the fascinatingly unique magical districts of Paris and Gabon. Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 5 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.

In a world where soulmate bonds can range from a simple matching mark to timers to shared dreams, of course Adrien would get saddled with an inconvenient bond that keeps him from going out and living life- because whenever his soulmate sings, Adrien has to as well. But the singing, as inconvenient as it is, presents another opportunity. Can Adrien use it to track down his soulmate?

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

Albus still didn't fully understand what magic young Lily had wrought that night. At the time, he'd only been grateful her noble sacrifice had earned them peace, however temporary. He should have looked into it deeper. He should have done something. Unknowingly, long dead, that arrogant girl might just have ruined everything. (independent!GWL, black/white magic)

One night at 3 AM, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore wake up to find that the prophecy has taken an unforeseen turn. "Congratulations Headmaster," said Harry, voice laden with unholy glee, "you're the Chosen One!"

When Harry and Ron steal the flying car in second year things go horribly wrong. Harry Potter is nearly killed, and ends up lost and alone in the Forbidden Forest. When he emerges it is with a greater respect for magic and for his life. But this year, he isn't the only one making a comeback...

The seven have saved Nico from the grasp of Tartarus and uncovered the Athena Parthenos. Though he saves Annabeth, Nico fails to save Percy and the two plummet into the abyss. The child of the Underworld must battle monsters and Titans alongside the son of Poseidon but the most ferocious demons are his own. They must learn to trust one another to survive and save the world. Perico.

She's Meredith Grey. She's going to be the greatest neurosurgeon of her generation. She is not a weak little girl, she's strong and can get through this. She will not let a man break her. Not even Mark Sloan.

Ancient Runes are a language of invocation, of summoning, of creation. A golem lay buried in a park near Little Whinging, the remnant of the only Potter to become a Dark Lord, when a bleeding Christina Potter lashes back against her cousin. Upon discovering her mother's trunk, full of lost, contraband magic, Christina goes seeking dangerous heights...fem!Ravenclaw!Harry

In the year 1926, Marvolo Gaunt returned home from prison to find his daughter had abandoned him to run away with a muggle. Later, finding out she had produced a half-blooded offspring with the filth, he resolved to kill the child. 70 years later, Harry Potter discovers the true story of Tom Marvolo Riddle.

It is said that those born with silver eyes are destined to lead the life of a warrior, but Ruby doesn't believe in destiny. Not when it's her destiny to watch her friends die. Time travel fic.

Harry finds juggling studying for his Muggle IGCSEs and his Hogwarts subjects harder than he expected, especially with the distraction of Sirius Black escaping Azkaban. What he really needs is more time… why does Hermione look so guilty when he says that? Smart!Harry, Grey!Harry, Sane!Voldemort, pure-blood culture. Part 4 of "Perfectly Normal". Complete.

HPTN slash. AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically. Amoral Harry, seven parts. COMPLETE.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

After returning from death, Harry finds himself cut off from the world—unable to feel, his friendships withering, his magic fading. Desperate, he conducts a ritual that means a different kind of return from death. COMPLETE.

Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.

A one-shot of pure crack. How the leaked first half of the Troublemaker transcript really SHOULD end... Sometimes... oblivious is better.

A little mermaid, dreaming of a world above the surface which reflects the hope she has in mankind, once meets a little prince dreaming of kingship, honor, and glory. However, like the sun glimmering on the surface of the sea, sometimes dreams, while beautiful, cannot be held in one's hands. Spin off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus" Little Mermaid style.

Once, after mysteriously travelling back in time more than fifty years, Harry Potter was sorted into Slytherin. Side fic to "When Harry Met Tom"

[Fanfiction of murkybluematter's The Rigel Black Chronicles] Life in the Lower Alleys has always been precarious. Given enough time, the unthinkable becomes inevitable.

She is 22 and she is free. With all of Europe at her fingertips and her mother's words at her back, Meredith is prepared to embrace life to the fullest. And then she meets a stranger in a bar. Pre-season 1 AU.

She doesn't approve of Lucas Friar. Though, to be fair, she'd planned not to approve of him far in advance of the moment he stepped through her doorway. He was the latest in a long line of boys that Maya felt compelled to parade passed the family; seemingly unaware of how ill-suited each of them were for polite company. Flash Fiction. AU.

[Fanfiction of murkybluematter's The Rigel Black Chronicles] As the Lower Alley's premier cursebreaker, Bill Weasley has a slightly more adventurous life than your typical pureblood heir. Some might even call it dangerous. For DistractedDaydreamer's prompt "Bill Weasley and the word 'glitter' or 'gold' or 'blood', because I want more Bill Weasley"

While running through the Ministry in their attempts to avoid Death Eaters something went terribly wrong. Fortunately, Harry is nothing if not resilient. Inexplicably in the past? Your adversary is now your classmate? Sorted into Slytherin? Bring it on. Harry Potter has totally got this. Series of one shots detailing Harry's misadventures in the past.

Post-ep for "Yesterday" wherein Mark and Meredith share a connection that runs deeper than they can comprehend. Starts fluffy, might get twisty, might not. MerMark.

All it takes is a seed, breathed in as Percy Jackson broke and bled within Tartarus. All it takes is a seed, to change the lives of every demigod alive, to awaken ancient monsters and darker threats than Olympus has ever faced before-with the worst kind of enemy leading them. One who was once a friend. Post-BOO, disregard Trials of Apollo.

On what seems like an ordinary day in Hogwarts Lily and company find themselves in a surreal reality that seems to hinge entirely on a strange transfer student by the name of Ebony Way. Now, with reality tearing at the seams, Lily must find a way to save the universe before everything she knows and loves sinks into a goffick abyss. Crossover with the immortal fic "My Immortal"

The Miraculous aren't supposed to be used for evil. Doing so completely goes against their purpose. Mr. Agreste knows that; Nooroo told him so right from the start. What Nooroo didn't tell him was that there was a reason for that. Because when magic is forced to do something it does not want to do, there are consequences.

[Fanfiction of murkybluematter's The Rigel Black Chronicles] Caelum's life is full of lines, between pureblood and Muggle, powerful and weak, pure and impure, fake and real, right and wrong. Harriett Potter shatters them all. A story about Caelum Lestrange, first and foremost: about his childhood, his life, and his relationship with a certain Harriett Potter.

Crackmas Day 7 Mistletoe The class desides to band together for "Project Adrienette" during the holiday season, much to Marinette's dismay.

Harry's soulmark words are not written in English. Loki's are. It makes things complicated for both of them. And it means a lot of waiting.

Plagg has some Very Important information, and he's willing to share it- for a price. Will Adrien take his deal? (Refers to events that took place during S2E8 Dark Owl)

When Plagg and Adrien have a massive fight, Plagg decides to leave. However through a series of misfortune events Plagg ends up in the care of one Marinette Dupain-Cheng. Now Adrien is worried...is Plagg going to replace him with Marinette?

Adrien gets caught in a little lie, that somehow only spirals more and more out of control. Is there any way to pull himself out of it? Does he even want to? [Adrienette]

A Grimm with unnatural curiosity becomes a Piece in a Game beyond mortal understanding. Armed only with its witts, wings and the mysterious ability to see and change its numerical abilities, the nevermore sets out on a journey of self-discovery. Gamer-Nevermore. Influenced by Kumo Desu Ga, Nani Ka. Special thanks to DownSmashJon for making the cover art.

People have finally started to notice that Marinette is always wearing the same pair of earrings no matter what outfit she has on, and she's worried that someone might start getting suspicious. She has to throw people off somehow. But how is she supposed to do that?

Britain has been at peace for nearly a century — protected from the devastation of Grindelwald's war, free of conflict of their own. Charissa Potter, raised surrounded by family and friends more numerous than she can count, never really expected this to change. But hidden forces, it seems, have been playing a long game. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

When Adrien discovers that his father is Hawk Moth he decides the best way to deal with it is to rebel! Now Adrien is going to eat what he likes, do what he likes, and kiss the girl he likes and there's nothing his father can do about it! Warnings: out of character behaviour and Season Two Spoilers.

Marinette's new birthday present from her grandmother stirs up some naughty thoughts for Adrien. Spoilers for 2x04

It's bad to swear, five-year-old Adrien knows that. And so when he gets together with other kids and one swears, he has to tell an adult, right? Right?

After doing a Tarot card reading, Marinette suddenly finds herself in an alternate Paris where she's dating Adrien but she's no longer Ladybug. In fact, nobody is Ladybug and Paris is constantly under attack by Akumas that can't be de-evilized! Life may be hard, but at least Marinette has the boy of her dreams. That's all that matters… right? {One Shot, tell me if you want more}

Plagg is more than a little disturbed that he's developed... feelings for Marinette. Of course, he's not going to do anything about it. Right? Right. (Wrong.) [Marichat. Mari...chat?]

Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.

Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.

After their identities were exposed during the final battle, there was no way Adrien and Marinette could stay in Paris. The constant attention of reporters and their "superfans" makes sure of that. It seems that the only way to get their normal lives back is to somehow wipe the knowledge of their identities from both people's memories and the Internet. But is that even possible?

Keeping their identity secret from the masses was possibly the most important part of being a Miraculous user. The magic masks were their most obvious line of defense, as was hiding when transforming or detransforming. But what happens if there's a security camera nearby or if a nosy reporter follows them to their hiding spot? Turns out that the kwamis have thought of that as well.

College Francois-Dupont has instituted a new school uniform policy. AKA Uniform reveal. Drabble.

Alya's attempts at figuring out the secret identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir are putting the heroes at risk. Marinette's crush on Adrien is keeping her from discovering who he really is. Sometimes, you need an epiphany to push you in the right direction.

When knock-off copies of Jagged Stone's super-awesome Eiffel Tower start popping up, Jagged is not pleased. Still, it doesn't take long to come up with a solution- he just needs to release his own official line of sunglasses! And naturally, he needs Marinette to design them for him. Now, if only Marinette could figure out how to execute some of Jagged's more out-there ideas...

Adrien discovers Marinette's deepest, darkest, secret...

A hypothetical fifteen-year-old Lily decides it's high time she learns how to drive a car so she can start attracting people like Cedric Diggory, and, as usual, she forces Wizard Lenin along for the joy ride. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

When a model-hating Akuma attacks, Adrien ends up stuck looking ugly. With a new face Adrien quickly learns how differently people will treat him now he is no longer beautiful. Even his friends are acting differently, all but one that is...

Adrien and Marinette have a very important conversation about eye color.

Getting hit by akuma is not usually this delightful. Or bright. Or completely eye-opening.

Akuma don't always pop up at the most convenient of times. They interrupt all sorts of things, from school to showers. In their rush to arrive at the scene, the superheroes sometimes show up a little less put together than normal. ...they'll learn. Eventually. Maybe.

An unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings...Marinette and Adrien keep having little slips that lead to a world of revelations.

Ivan plays matchmaker when he reminds Marinette of her own advice. It is more than effective when Ladybug confides into Chat Noir about it all.

It was foretold that a child born at the end of July would be his downfall. Lord Voldemort didn't want to take any chances as to whom the prophecy could apply to. Malfoy POV, Complete.

When Bellatrix Black arrived at Hogwarts she was not sorted into Slytherin like everyone expected and unintentionally started a trend within the Black Family that will have far-reaching consequences. One-Shot AU

[Request: ron weasley finding himself waking up in his younger self's body: "Harry might have forgiven you, named his sons after you two, but I'm not Harry and I'll make sure he will have a life beyond your plans."] Ron has never been a hero, but he has always been good at strategy.

Petunia is determined to have her perfect little girl. When her niece falls into her life, she decides to make her into the companion Lily never was. But Iolanthe is not always willing to comply and from here the complexities of a fractured home make themselves apparent. Iolanthe's childhood struggle to define herself has effects when she returns to the wizarding world. Fem Harry.

Technically, Adrien made a good choice. Technically. Unfortunately, it wasn't the right choice.

When Collège Françoise Dupont holds a charity auction no one expected Chat Noir to bid so much on Marinette's Dupain-Cheng's basket. Throw in an untimely Akuma and a thoughtless comment, and Chat Noir is left wondering what exactly he had done to make both Ladybug and Marinette so cross with him.

Ladybug decided to try and condition Chat Noir out of pun habit with kisses! Chat Noir, however, turns the table on her and now Ladybug can't resist kissing him whenever he puns. Whether or not he's wearing the mask.

Alya and Nino walk into on the blindfolded Marichat trope and immediately assume the worst. Adrien and Marinette's attempt to explain only make things worse and Plagg is absolutely no help whatsoever. Neither is Tiki really.

If you could change time, would you do it? Harry learns more about the life he should have lived when he is faced with such a choice...

Sometimes the superheroes cut it uncomfortably close when they have to get away to detransform. Sometimes it's not their fault. What if Puppeteer had activated Adrien's Miraculous before he had a chance to transform? What would happen if Chat Noir had been able to use his Cataclysm before Reflecta hit him? A retelling of both stories.

Tikki discovers origami during her quest to find something to do while she's sitting around in Marinette's bag. It's fun, it's pretty, and it doesn't take long for her to learn. Tikki is thrilled. She can make the little figurines all day and still be entertained. Marinette just wants her room back before she drowns in a sea of miniature origami pieces.

In which Adrien is convinced he's developed a type because of his budding crush on Marinette and Plagg thinks he's got the most oblivious Chat Noir in the history of Chat Noirs. Cross-posted on AO3.

Marinette knows she shouldn't, Duusu definitely knows she shouldn't either; but she can't help herself. She's caught in a cycle, a cycle of hurt and she can't escape it.

Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter just another orphan. Without the scar on his forehead Harry is free to choose his own path. His Slytherin sorting is only the first surprise to his parents' old friends. Darkish themes. Dark!Harry. Rating could go up to M later.

Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.

Luna Lovegood and Rabbit discuss the newest Albanian transfer student at Hogwarts, Ellie, and how sometimes Rabbit isn't as entirely indifferent as he portrays himself to be. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

"Afghanistan or Iraq?" Sherlock says smugly, and John doesn't have the heart to tell him it's none of the above. / Sherlock Holmes is intrigued by the strange doctor who confers with the dead. Harry-is-John.

there are no winners in panem — a hunger games su.

Francoise-Dupont College Class 1A have a secret. In the daytime, they're normal students with normal lives — but during the night, they become the erstwhile defender of Paris, a superhero with miraculous powers: King/Queen Bee! …. All of them. In turn. They have a roster. How did this happen? Well, Marinette and Adrien would like to know that themselves… [Adrinette, Ladynoir]

Marinette smells like cinnamon and sugar; Marinette smells like warmth and love and a welcoming family; Marinette smells like everything Adrien Agreste has ever wanted. [Adrinette, Ladynoir]

Chloé's being nice, Adrien's stammering, and Marinette's just really confused. Or: Adrien and Chloé compete for Marinette's attention when they both find out she's Ladybug.

Before the chewing gum incident, and long before they got tangled up in Ladybug's yoyo, Adrien and Marinette had met once before...

"And what have I always taught you, brat?" I roll my eyes with all the dramatic flair befitting an heir of Slytherin, and begin droning: "There is no good or evil …" YET ANOTHER THE DARK LORD ADOPTS HARRY STORY

As the school year progresses Adrien discovers that Marinette makes everyone a birthday present...everyone but him. Why was he being left out?

Sequel to A Present From Marinette. Marinette's birthday is coming up and Adrien is freaking out on what to get her. Meanwhile the rest of the class, barring Chloe, are working on the whole serving Adrien up on a silver platter

An accident at Azkaban flings 20 year old Auror Harry Potter back to October 31st, 1981. No one is getting out of this unscathed. Slightly cracked super powered time traveling baby. T for naughty language.

In which Plagg is insistent on calling Marinette Dupain-Cheng Adrien's girlfriend...and Adrien is just in denial.

Five times Adrien is reminded that his girlfriend is cooler than him. [adrinette]

One of Marinette's rare unlucky days turns into something treacherous. Thanks to a certain cat, the real danger passes but there are other things to be more afraid of. Her heart, for example, might be one of them. Mari/Chat.

A hero's secret identity can't always stay secret to everyone forever. Parents aren't blind to what their children do and sometimes an attack happens during a test. Some people put together the clues by themselves, while others have to be told.

Hypothermia starts out as nothing. Your body temperature drops a couple of degrees, you become confused, and tired. Your body starts to devote its energy to the core functions. Without treatment, your brain will stop functioning, your heart will slow down, and eventually you'll die. Riley attempts to move on from Lucas and finds it a lot like hypothermia.

Harry's been learning about pure-blood culture, with Pansy's help, and trying to blend in as an ordinary wizard. But will all his attempts at seeming normal be ruined when they find out he can speak to snakes? His Slytherin friends take the news differently than the Gryffindors. Smart!Harry, Sane!Voldemort. Complete. Part 3 of "Perfectly Normal".

'Adrien will meet Marinette at her locker every morning. A kiss isn't always necessary, but it makes for good effect.' / When a confrontation with Chloé spirals out of Marinette's hands, she does the only thing she can to resolve the situation—kiss Adrien Agreste. Wait, what?

When Kim and Alix get a little competitive again, Adrien and Marinette suddenly find themselves up against one another in an arm-wrestling match...

A Love Story that doesn't start with love. A Soul Bond that doesn't start with a kiss. Love is not handed out freely. Love is earned. When Harry and Ginny are Soul Bonded, they discover that love is not initially included, and that it's something that must be fought for. H/G SoulBond!RealisticDevelopment!EndOfCOS!GoodDumbledore! Trust me, you've never seen a soul-bond fic like this

Stuck between what she sees and what they say, Amelia Potter is a little smarter and a lot stranger than the Girl Who Lived you expected. (AU, magical synesthesia.)

An ambitious and fanciful Gellert Grindelwald summons the creator of the hallows, namely Death itself, his expectations go off the rails when he ends up with a bizarre little girl instead. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

'Yesterday' post-ep. The first meeting of the Dirty Mistresses club features tequila and plenty of less than stellar choices. AKA, Meredith doesn't sleep with George; instead, the slutty intern and the infamous McSteamy become much better acquainted than you think.

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.

Helen Potter lived in a house with a violent uncle until the day he died a sudden a violent death - one that Helen can't remember, despite being in the house at the same time. Battered and afraid, her mind had broken and invented something...or someone, to protect her. As the trail of blood and bodies follows in her wake, people will ask who is Sierra, and what did she do to Helen?

That fateful night in Godric's Hollow, something inside James Potter had changed forever. Becoming the youngest Minister of Magic ever to be appointed, he became obsessed with finding the Dark Lord and avenging the death of his wife. Unfortunately, his pursuits are about to lead him straight back to the daughter he's neglected for 14 years. Semi-AU. DM/femHP. COMPLETED. 02.18.16.

Harry doesn't want to learn magic or go to Hogwarts – he just wants to be normal, like the Dursleys. But a meddling, crazy old wizard won't take "no" for an answer. Harry might have to learn how to be a normal wizard instead - but will he learn from Light wizards or pure-blood friends? Smart!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. Complete. Part 2 of "Perfectly Normal".

When group project partners are assigned while both Adrien and Marinette are missing, they get paired together. Their project is about cheese, and of course Adrien can't stop spouting paw-sitively claw-ful cheesy jokes. Oneshot.

Five dimensions and two thousand years away from home, Harry sees himself in the boy with the haunted eyes and decides to give him the childhood that he never had. AU, Unspeakable!MOD!Harry, time-travel.

A teacher's attempt in catching latecomers results in Marinette choosing a somewhat unconventional way to enter the classroom.

AU. The Dursley's abuse takes it's toll on a young Harry. On the train to Hogwarts, he meets another damaged and abused soul; high society waif Tracey Davis. Two injured souls fall in young love and conspire to escape their painful existence - even if it means framing their guardians and fleeing their homeland.

Despite everything, Plagg really does care for Adrien. He cares for every Chat Noir he's ever been with. They're his kittens, and even if they've become stories of the past, he remembers each and every one. He also remembers every Ladybug, but for another reason all together.

Marinette gets frozen in an akuma attack before she can even transform, Adrien's mom, a former Ladybug, has returned from hiding, and Adrien has really, really bad timing. (in which the author has a bit of fun putting a certain cat-boy in a very, very awkward situation)

Chat Noir gets into a bit of trouble when the akumatized magician Exodus the Spectacular overpowers him in a fight and Ladybug is nowhere to be seen. Thankfully, a baker's daughter joins the fight. aka Marinette totally has Bo staff fight training and kicks some villain butt.

Harry is accidently transported fifty years back in time through a fluke with the mauraders map. Here he runs into and befriends Tom Riddle, hoping to find his only weakness. No Slash.

"He asked me to destroy the gods. He promised me my father's throne." Percy Jackson is born a hundred years earlier, with a different life and fatal flaw. He's imprisoned for his actions against the gods until Annabeth Chase accidentally helps release him. Kronos is on the rise again, and Percy finds himself fighting for the gods in an attempt to finish the great prophecy.

He had always liked water. It fascinated him, the way it could change forms in under a minute, the way it could be shaped and sculpted, frozen and boiled. The way it could disappear without anybody noticing. Now, looking at the Black Lake, he wishes he could sink below the dark, chilly surface and never return. ONE-SHOT

AU. Fem!Harry. John and Sherlock investigate a bizarre case. Meanwhile, A certain Muggle Studies class is on field-trip.

Godric Gryffindor meets the time travelling Lily and together they terrorize towns with oversized poultry and wreck havoc across the countryside. Later, Lily becomes upset when she remembers that they still have that Hogwarts thing to build. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Rabbit confronts Sally Anne Perkins in a place without time or space. Side Fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

(you keep passing by me) OR: The one where Adrien finally starts to notice Marinette right around the time where Ladybug starts to fall for Chat Noir.

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

A nine year old student new to his primary school wonders if it's a good idea whether or not to give the mysterious Ellie Potter chocolates for Valentine's Day. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

If A likes B and B is C, then A likes C...right? Wrong. / Adrien and Marinette slowly start putting two and two together. Oneshot.

Something something hell something something good intentions. This omake won't make sense to you if you haven't read A Carnivorous Muffin's excellent fanfic "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus".

Lily restores the memories of Hermione's parents but can't help but feel more than a bit out of place after the whole thing's done. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

After the war ended everyone wore masks. They wanted to appear alright, even if they weren't. Harry was just one amongst many wearing a mask. It just so happened that he never stopped wearing his. Only now he was wearing one for a completely different reason.

A dark spirit in the guise of a child confronts Aleksander the recently appointed leader of Wizarding Albania after the vampire revolution and they discuss the costs and benefits of confronting Lily Riddle. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

AU from 3rd book on. Fem!Harry. It was an accident! A tumble with an unknown potion grants Harry consequences no one could have expected. Dealing as well as she can, Harry re-acquaints herself with the person behind the image of the Boy Who Lived.

January, 1992, the Slytherin first years have their weekly meeting to discuss what to do about the now missing Ellie Potter and Daphne Greengrass wonders if there isn't something a little peculiar about Hermione Granger. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Self preservation was a powerful motivator that sometimes made good people do bad things. At least, that's the excuse that bad people who think of themselves as good, give to justify their actions. Harry Potter wasn't sure he'd ever been 'good', but he knew he was good at being bad. He just always thought, that the ends justified the means.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.

An eleven year old Harry Potter, friendless and dead to wizarding Britain, continues to desperately throw his own in with one of Voldemort's many soul fragments. The scent of war and revolution on the wind only grows stronger. Sequel to Tozette's "Hit the Ground Running"

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

Death and Sloan made a deal years ago in Europe. It was never supposed to extend into their lives back home, but when something is meant to be fate has a funny way of making things happen. Now that Meredith and Mark meet again what exactly does this so called fate have in store for our former Death and Sloan? Picks up from GA Season 2 Episode 18.

It's 1991, and eight newly Sorted wizards and witches are about to start their first night in House Hufflepuff. There'll be singing and camaraderie and macaroons and only a little bit of screaming. Arguably AU.

Sometimes when he looks at her he sees nothing of Lily or Potter in the girl who lived, but then perhaps that is what makes her more like Potter than anything else. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Frank the vampire has a long standing tradition of avoiding Halloween and in recent years Ellie Potter Day for his own health and sanity; on October 31 1987 when a determined and hungry Lily Riddle arrives at the office he finds himself breaking this trend. Side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

AU: Fem!Percy. She has no memories of her own, all having been stolen from her, but she remembers this clear: of a blonde man who glowed like the sun, laughing as he twirled a metal ring, sitting among a field of hyacinths. Apollo/Percy

Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Neville thinks about his classmate Ellie Potter and about the difference between what they thought she would be like and how she is. In the end she doesn't seem to want to live up to any of their expectations. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

Cho Chang hated Rosalind Potter. The chit was obnoxious, attention-seeking, and just - just - too just. Prequel to 'A Study in Green'. warnings for fem!Harry, character death, mild insanity, and a rather OOC Cho Chang

It's Sunday and Wizard Lenin and Lily are visiting the mysterious uncle Death but Wizard Lenin decides to spend this particular Sunday making the mysterious Death less of a mystery. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.

After the disastrous end of Harry's third year, Sirius and Remus scheme to lift Harry's spirits by sending him to the United States to learn to be an animagus. In the process, he ends up learning the truth about his infamous scar and how to fight his war. Word Count: 109,175, not counting Author's Notes.

Bill Weasley, inconsequential human employee at Gringotts, attempts to explain to his family the recent developments at Gringotts concerning Eleanor Potter and Lily Riddle. No one really believes him. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

The year is 1977 and Bellatrix Lestrange confronts Riddle Incorporated leading the vampire Frank to think about the politics of the day and the addict's anthem. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus

Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

Death wanders through memories of a past world as well as the mythos that surrounded him there. AU Side Fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

Death, Lily, and Wizard Lenin have a conversation on what, for them, is a typical Sunday afternoon. Spin-off/side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.

A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.

Anything is possible with magic, at least, as soon as you figure out how, because even magic has its limits. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Don't own.

Percy is thirteen when he's Reaped for the Hunger Games, and he feels what it's like to drown on dry land.

The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.

Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.

Loki is still a child when his brother is banished, and Frigga is really unable to run the realm, care for Odin and keep an eye on Thor. So, she turns to her youngest child and entrusts one of the activities to him; either the running of the realm, or the Odinsitting. It may seem ridiculous, but Loki is a fine diplomat, and all he really needs to do is make sure everything's okay.

First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry

Or, the Stolls give Percy a talk, Percy admits a few things about Annabeth, Nico gives him a blue cupcake and blue candy, Percy admits a few more things, and Nico and Percy are okay in the end. One-shot. Eventual PercyxNico. Percico. Post-Giant War.

His second year in a world he never knew existed, his second year in Hogwarts, his second year in Slytherin. The Brown Book is not the only secret in Hogwarts he keeps close to his chest.

Artemis' thoughts during the reward ceremony on Olympus. Done for round two of Lunknownl's Battle of the Fandoms. Just a short drabbling of thoughts. Nothing special but check out the contest, it's pretty cool.

by chain, by face, by fate - the children of Loki are cursed.

Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.

What kind of mother names their baby demigod Pandora? Sally Jackson does, apparently. Percy and Annabeth friendship. AU, genderswap.

Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.

Katniss Everdeen is about to be thrust into the vicious Hunger Games to save her sister. Big freakin' deal. Those Capitol hacks have got nothing on snarky, trash-talking, take-no-prisoners Katniss. They had better watch out.

AU: Fem!Harry. It might not last, it may end in disaster. But when their eyes meet, she knows it'll be worth it in the end. One-shot for The Sea's Daughter.

AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?

Summary: AU: Fem!Harry. Melinda Potter thought she had no family alive, she never believed she was special. belittled and abused by her relatives she hadn't counted on finding a home at Hogwarts, and a family along the way. She hadn't counted on being a Half-Blood in more ways then one.

Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.

Displaced from her own time, she was raised as a Spartan. She rose above all men as a daughter of Poseidon and as hero with massive bravery and invincibility. Now she's the great warrior goddess of Olympus, ready to kick butt. Godly!Percy. Fem!Percy.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

How a boy from the Seam and the baker's daughter healed old wounds, baked bread, and found poison berries in District Twelve. AU.

An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.

How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.

oneshot, don't own, complete. Following the thought of 'Disc Raised'. How does Harry Sto Helit/Potter handle Hogwarts and everything that goes with it?

oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the 2011 DLP April Humor Competition!

Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.

Rated Older Teen for safety and suggestive themes: Apollo needs a new romantic challenge, and a taste of Seaweed might be just the tonic he's been seeking. Apollo/Percy.

She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-

More happened on that fateful Halloween than anyone could have ever known. The effects of some Old Family traditions might take years to show.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

It turns out finding someone and getting them back are two completely different problems. Spoilers for The Lost Hero.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.

If there were such things as endings, so few would be happy.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Warning: This story is weird and not for everyone.

Spinoff to 'HP: The Lone Traveller'. The story of Harry James Potter, the brother of the supposed BoyWhoLived, and his friends... My take on the old 'Harry the brother of the BWL' & 'Harry the Slytherin' plotline.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

He finds nothing of her in the world until she is gone from it, until he knows with soul-crushing certainty that the flash of red hair he catches in Diagon will never be hers, never again.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.

Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.

ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?

Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.

Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.

After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

Postwar. 'You and I will always be here ... even after you follow me into death, we will remain.' The wizarding world tries to rebuild and forget, but history will always repeat itself. Mild TomHarry. [oneshot]

AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.

AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.

Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

Quick oneshot of Hufflepuff!Harry at the Triwizard Tournament. Part of the Alternate House Challenge series from Potter's Place 3.

Post HBP, The truth behind the Monster in Harry's chest and his relationship with Ginny. Darker and more vindictive Harry, but not too evil.

AU What if Harry tapped into his Slytherin side at the end of his first year? What would happen if a slightly more streetwise Harry fought Voldemort for the stone. Most likely a One Shot.

A parody in the spirit of the first chapter of Freak Parade. This time we get to parody the Time TravelRedo starter plot.

What exactly is the nature of a soul? And when Lord Voldemort so willingly split his own soul in half, what damage did he do to himself?

A strange feeling echoes in Harry's soul as the final battle rages. Short so I won't try to describe it and end up ruining it for you.

Series of ficlets detailing the death of Voldemort in odd ways. Formerly the oneshot The Castle.

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

Funny, really, how much of the defining moments of your life can happen in a ten by twelve foot space. [Meredith]

Ten years after the final battle, Harry realises that he isn't as much of a hero as the world wants to believe. 'There are no happy endings.'[oneshot]

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE

After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...

AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE

This is what will happen if he doesn't sign the papers. Loads of ADM angst.

COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.

COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?

AU, one-shot. Snape learns the truth about the Marauders, and discovers that truth always comes with a price. This price isn’t one he wanted to pay, but it’s too late now... “Living with Danger” spoilers up to Chapter 30.