"The Joker had never taken anything seriously, until Harley Quinn stepped into his life." In which Joker describes his feelings for Harley. Oneshot.

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JxHQ: He hated how soft her hands were. M for sexual references.

He relived his first kill for her, saying it with detail only he could know. The reason? Blue lips. As if the poor girl had any control over what color she turned after death. Rated M for GRAPHIC violence. Nolanverse. Oneshot.

A oneshot dedicated to the horrors of the JxHQ ship. I don't mess around with this stuff, folks. This is Nolan-verse reality.

Something's wrong with Harley, the Joker observes.

If Harleen Quinzel had perfected anything in her short life, it was how to walk in stiletto heels while either loading or firing a semi-automatic shotgun.

Purely a giftfic for princessbee. A "first time"/early relationship piece, solely inspired by her writing. I may never be able to match it, but I can have fun trying.

Even the Joker can be sincere.... can't he? A quick one-shot, just to get my creative juices flowing. Disclaimer cause I forgot to add it in; All publicity, recognizable characters, settings, etc, are the property of their respective owners.

Based on Brian Azarello's Joker. A bit of perspective on Harley and the Joker.

He has her. Hook, line, and sinker. Joker X Harley Quinn

A nervous tap of the finger, a thoughtless prod of a scar--Harley knew his every little movement. And she was going to have to use them if she wanted more of him. TDK, sort of could be a very early precursor to Fifteen Minutes.

Just a snippet of what Harley and Joker's last minutes might be like.

Harley Quinn looks back on the relapse into sanity that she's overcome at last. And the little moments that she dealt with.