The desert sun burns and Zuko probably shouldn't touch the moving cloth, but he does anyway.

Ruby Rose knew the life of a Huntress spelled danger, and her desire to leave behind a legacy remained top priority. Lucky for her, she already had the perfect future-husband in mind. Too bad he remained stubborn. Jaune Arc was hard, but not stiff enough to resist her filthy girl charm. Sooner or later he would cave into her demands, or until she milked him dry. Whoever came first.

Sometimes I write naughty stuff. It goes here.

The arrival at Argus was supposed to bring peace and safety. No one realized that it would bring about the most dangerous foe any of the teens had ever encountered. Maternal instinct. With their ovaries on fire and biological clocks ticking, Weiss and Yang were determined to complete their place in the circle of life. Cover art by Exvnir.

A timeline and combination of intelligence reports from the United Earth Directorate and the Umojan Protectorate for the Sudden Series. This is by no means necessary to enjoy the stories proper, but contains heavy spoilers for all three stories.

For the Fire Nation royal siblings, love has always warred with hate. But neither the outward accomplishment of peace nor Azula's defeat have brought the respite Zuko expected. Will his sister's plans answer this, or only destroy them both? These chapters (double-update): Ursa gets a rude awakening. Azula gets a letter. Zuko makes plans. Iroh finds them questionable. Also, EVERYONE

What started as an innocent game between Jaune Arc and Yang Xiao Long quickly grew in depravity the longer they played. Both were too boneheaded to quit, so boundaries broke to one-up the other. Soft lips tipped the scales. A touch of skin drove them mad. An audience raised the stakes. However, common sense flew out the window when playing alone. "Oops, my finger slipped."

When Ruby confronts Jaune about his suicidal actions against Cinder, she accidentally locks them in their house's boiler room. With the temperature rising, and boredom rapidly settling in, she decides to give Jaune a lesson on proper firearm maintenance.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

Everyone knew that Huntress trainees were some of the most beautiful women around. But what about the Huntsmen? One in particular has caught their eye. Problem was, they didn't know his name or what he even truly looked like. Wait, how is that possible? This sounds a bit sketchy.

Ruby has a problem. Pyrrha has a solution. Yang has other ideas. Jaune has no idea why this is happening. Nora has a laugh. Everyone else? They're just hoping to stay out of it. Lancaster/Arkos/Dragonslayer. Post-Season 3 AU.

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

Beacon Academy's annual camping trip had come, and Weiss was not having a good time. How was she expected to live and survive in a dirty, hot, and bug-infested forest without the luxuries of modern civilization? She thought she would fail this assignment for sure... until she found help from the last person she would have expected.

Ruby is a good friend. Sometimes that means making sure Jaune gets enough waitress cleavage shoved in his face. Sometimes it means protecting him from the hungry gazes of her teammates.

Outside of being a loyal companion and trustworthy friend, Yang Xiao Long hardly thought much of Jaune Arc. He was a noodle. She liked him. He was nice. Simple and easy! So, why did he have to throw the whole status quo into whack by getting some ridiculous haircut and not shaving for a week? What? No! He didn't look or acted like a younger version of dad! Stop saying that, Ruby!

Based on Coeur's fic 'Professor Arc'; Yang finds some special dust that eliminates some of our favorite school counselor's inhibition. Rated M for shameless smut and lemons. Cover is exvnir's "Spectacle(s)"

What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.

As a Vampire Hunter, it was Jaune Arc's job to seek out the most dangerous and deadly creatures which inhabited Remnant. Most dangerous of them all was the Vampire Queen, Weiss Schnee. But when the hunter becomes the hunted, will he be able to resist temptation? Or will he become a slave to her insatiable desires? Cover art by Imyoshi.

Weiss is too short to do things. Jaune is too sick to do things. What should they do then? I guess they'll just have to do things together. Now an anthology!

The UED is here. Magnificent and relentless, they march forward in defiance of the watching darkness. On the edges, the only person with both the knowledge and means to stop what's coming remains wracked with doubt, at war with her nature. Jim Raynor, meanwhile, struggles onward in a galaxy that has outgrown him. Sequel to Sudden Contact. Complete.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

After even more weeks to Haven Academy, an exhausted Team RNJR arrive at the town of Aisuru, only to discover they arrived during a time of celebration, of Love, no less! With several reasons ranging from discounted goods to free room and board, the group must act as if they're couples, except Jaune and Ruby end up committing to the act a bit too well! Collab w/ LeafyDream!

Jaune and Ruby don't understand their teammates. The two of them are just friends! Nothing more! So what if they feed each other? Nora and Yang do it. So what if Jaune loans her his hoodie after their nightly walks? Nights are getting colder. So what if they like making out with each other? They're just good friends. The best of friends.

Years from now, Jaune Arc would look back on this faithful day, and thank the stars he decided to go through with the bet. It had been all fun and games, until Ruby decided to make a bet, making the loser become the Victor's servant for the day. Neither would've guessed that they would end up making love right there on the floor of his dorm of all places. JaunexRuby Lancaster Smut

Jaune wasn't exactly Blake's type, but giving him a hand was the least she could do after he helped her out... it didn't have to mean anything - no matter what Yang implied! Also would Ruby cut it out with the knowing looks, I'm just returning a favour! Blake x Jaune realistic romance, focused on their times at Beacon Academy.

"They asked if we'd heard the news... about the Fire Nation prince. He was thirteen. Sokka's age. I was... fascinated." Hakoda does not know Zuko, but he knows of him. [set after 3x15 TBR]

At the dawn of the Great War, first contact was made between the protoss, imperious firstborn of the xel'naga, and the turians, proud militarists. As the galaxy catches fire at this sudden conflict, unlikely alliances are formed while ancient directives are carried out by the oldest minds in the Milky Way. The Koprulu sector has opened, and the zerg are loose. Now complete!

In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?

Finally the week's holiday before the Vytal Festival, and for Professor Arc, it couldn't have come soon enough. Especially when he manages to snag tickets to one of the most expensive resorts in Vacuo. A full week's rest to himself, with no criminals, no crazy students - and definitely no vicious little multi-coloured slaver. Seven days with just sun, sand, sea and Neo... wai-Neo?

RWBY is trapped hiding in JNPR's dorm room while Jaune and Pyrrha share a moment of 'bonding'.

Jaune didn't have to become a Hero, or even a Hunter. Not really. He could always have been a farmer or something. Pyrrha though... (Now with the multi-part Part Two: Oum Made a Farmer. Complete.)

She was sharper than steel, stronger than stone, softer than silk and yet… more fragile than a rose. On a dark and dreary evening, Talon contemplates the mixed emotions he has for his sister, Katarina. (Talon x Kat, rated M for language and sexuality.)

Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)

I have no equal. At least I'd always thought so anyway. That was before I met... him. My name is Fiora, scion of House Laurent. I am the finest duelist in all of Demacia and I... have a secret. Will you help me keep it? (Fiora x Talon, rated M for graphic sexuality, lemons and bdsm/kink.)

Maybe one day he'll be everything she ever wanted in life. But today is not that day.

The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.

Lifting the doll from her bosom, she whispered, "My entire life revolved around you, and you didn't even know to care; and I don't know why that hurts me so much, but it does." *Warning: This story uses proper English and complex sentence structuring: Read at your own risk!* Update: Fourth Chapter is up. Concept Art now exists as well. Check chapter 4 for link.

At first glance, Jaune Arc is a goofy nobody who won't make it past his first battle. Pyrrha knows better. She knows he'll be great someday, and she wants to be by his side when he does.

Chiktikka vas Paus, Tali's combat drone, and Legion's combat drone have run off together. Where have they gone? Originally written for the kmeme.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Mornings are just... wonderful. Well, at least, they are when you get woken up by her. She's just so good at making him happy...

In an alternate universe, a plot to assassinate Fire Lord Ozai has been discovered but thwarted. Follow the unlikely perpetrator as they make the agonizing walk to their awaiting death, while reliving the horrors and the tragedies of their final night.

Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.

AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.

Completed one shot of an intimate scene between Sub-Zero and Kitana; experimentation between hot and cold. Rated M for strong sexual content. Please R&R.

For ten thousand years, Chaos warbands have plagued the Imperium. Bringing woe and despair to the innocent, the Chaos Space Marines are the vilest foes known in the history of man. Yet not all warbands are the same in this...

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

Ten years after ROTS, tormenting nightmares of his unborn child drive Darth Vader to extraordinary measures with unexpectedly drastic consequences. Clearly, experience has taught Darth Vader nothing... L/V, the gang, and a few OCs for flavor. COMPLETE!

When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.

Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.

Jin’s married life proves to be anything but stable, but she’s fine with that in a world where Ba Sing Se can fall and firebenders run teashops. AU, Jin/Zuko.

When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko

Katara understands why Zuko had to join them. What she doesn't understand is why he and Sokka had to spend every waking moment in each other's company. Zuko&Sokka, Katara.

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.

Pawns of their parents' power struggle, the heirs to the throne find comfort and love in each other. A tale of court intrigue and forbidden love between the prince and princess of the Fire Nation. An AU ZukoAzula incest fic, written for loveroftheflame.