MILITARY AU! There's scars on his skin, a weight that bears down on him, and his soul songs are cutting but Soul Evans thinks his comrade Kid was onto something when he said the world wasn't so bitter.

The gang spends the day at the beach where Tsubaki and Maka are hit on by some cute guys. What craziness will ensue? Some TsuxB*S and lots of MaxSo! WARNING: This is a LEMON and is rated M for a reason! Its also longgg and of course very sexual hehe

Just what the title says. Perhaps not the most original idea for a list, but they're funny. If people like them I could continue.

In the Soul Eater Fandom.

There is nothing typical about tonight and Naruto is frighteningly aware of this... Rated M for slight gore, explict language, and sexual situations. sasunaru; lemon; one shot.