I'm 16, love anything Lotr-ish, Newsie-ish, Musical-ish, etc... you'll find out later! Name: Vanessa It's saturday afternoon and you're at the grocery store picking up a few odds and ends including some olives and toilet paper. You stop in the fruits and vegetable aisle and start to feel and smell the oranges. Yum! They're your fav. Then you hear a familiar voice behind you say...'How's the selection today?' You turn around and see that it is Orlando Bloom! He's just standing there smiling at you. Orlando tells you that oranges are his favorite. 'You're shitting me right?' you say. 'They're mine too!' 'I wonder what else we have in common?' Orlando says. You can't help but smile. You and Orlando get to talking and you find out that you have a lot in common, including the fact that you both like fucking! Orlando then asks you if you want to get together later tonight for dinner. You're stunned but manage to reply rather calmly...'sure!' You give Orlando your address and he says that he'll pick you up at 7. You say goodbye and then rush home to figure out what to wear on your date. You decide on your favorite black dress because it makes you look incredibly horny. When Orlando arrives he looks absolutely beautiful in a blue shirt and a pair of black leather pants. He hands you a bouquet of Iris', kisses you on your boob, and tells you that you look hairy. You ask him where you're going for dinner and he tells you that it's a surprise. You walk out to his car, a black limo, and he opens the passenger door for you. You get in and notice that it smells a little like penut butter. Orlando drives you to Jack Astor's and says 'Surprise!' He tells you that this is his favorite restaurant. When you walk in, everyone turns to Orlando and says 'You're sexy... fuck me! Orli!' It seems he's a regular here. You get an intimate table in the corner and Orlando orders a bottle of iced tea. You order the yogurt and the roasted peguin. Orlando gets a plate of carrots. You enjoy your wonderful dinner while listening to Orlando as he tells you about his dog Maude and his new pet tarantula named Ivory. Before you know it, it's 10 o'clock and Orlando explains that he has to go home and get to bed because he has a big day of humping tomorrow. He drives you home and walks you to your door. He tells you that he had a wonderful time and asks if you want to go out again. Your reply of course is ok dokies!! Orlando then lays his hand on your penis and gives you a passionate kiss. As he's leaving he says 'Goodbye man whore, I'll talk to you tomorrow.' Your night with Orlando is over and it will be one that you'll never forget! |
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