Not Any Ordinary Psychohide bio
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 Author has written 27 stories for Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Harry Potter, Underworld, Hercules, Twilight, High School Musical, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, iCarly, Teen Titans, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Pokémon, SpongeBob SquarePants, House, M.D., Matrix, Heroes, X-Men: The Movie, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Yu-Gi-Oh, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Powerpuff Girls, Lord of the Rings, Web Shows, Elder Scroll series, and Godzilla. Once upon a time there was a narrator who took it upon herself to screw up every story she could get her hands on. With complete and utter disregard for the opinions of others, authors and fans alike, she made it her mission to corrupt any good plot line or character development she had the means to. With the help of her tech-savvy computer and her skills of destroying anything she put her mind to, she quickly set to work on annoying the crap out of everybody. These are her stories. Like my name or my mission? Read my stories. The rest is in Latin. Duae puellae ambulant in tabernam. Natalie ad canes manum extendit. Altera puella tenet gladium. Quid inquit servus a dominum? Nihil; dominus servum baculo verberabat. Frueris hunc psychotic usum temporis! Feel free to ask me to do something for you without having the curtesy of reading my stories first. I will then feel free to send you a rude reply which might make you doubt life and your ability to remain part of it. Have nice day. The only thing I ship is me and Bob the Flying Monkey. Tell her I said it. She needs to know. She'll probably never check my profile because she already knows me so well. |
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The Pros of Cons by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
The summer of their 15th year, Billy is sent to military school, leaving Mandy alone in Endsville without her 2 'bestfriends'. Junior steps up to take their place, and Mandy's heart.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2017 - Published: 8/31/2008 - [Mandy, Nergal Jr.] Nergal
My Soul To Reap by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
"I like my men a little on the tragic side," she said. So Grim gets the brilliant idea to set Mandy up with Voldemort: "Neither of you have noses! You're perfect for each other." But what horror has Grim released upon the world? And more importantly, upon himself? UPDATE 9/2015: You responded. I'm continuing.
Crossover - Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Mandy, Grim
Your Cruise Ship Plays Card Games In Hell by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
Thiefshipping and Deathshipping. Our four antagonists find themselves on a cruise ship headed for victory. Along the way, the boys become preoccupied with something better than card games. Guest appearence by Harpoonshipping. Note: There will be blood. I mean, there will be LittleKuriboh references. Please skip first 2 chapters, unless you like breaking of 4th wall.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,244 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] [R. Bakura, Yami Marik]
Stalemated by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
Bakura spent his whole life pushing people away. Until I came along. But I quickly discover there's a reason he never let anyone in, for even a love as relentless as ours cannot shake the callous hand of death. Intimacy, though fulfilling, holds no say against the withering of the body. And as we deteriorate, I find myself wondering to what lengths I will go to keep him. Marik POV.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] R. Bakura - Complete
Bakura And the Three Egyptians by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
Marik had lived in the tomb all of his life. That is, until one day while his father was away, a mysterious visitor snuck inside. A visitor named Bakura. A visitor with one mission: to get Marik out of Egypt. Definite future thiefshipping and probable xenoshipping. CANCELLED.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] [Isis/Aishisu, Rishid/Odion] - Complete
A Game of Chicken by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
Based off LittleKuriboh's abridged series. Inspired by Marik Plays Bloodlines. Marik and Bakura share an apartment and generally have nothing better to do than hang out and make fun of people. One day, they learn of an American game which could threaten their friendship while simultaneously strengthening their "bond". ENDED.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,600 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] - Complete
Foolishness by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
What happens when the love of your life forgets he loves you? For Squidward, life begins to spiral the moment SpongeBob opens his eyes without his memory of the last few years. Desperate, Squidward turns to the deepest pit of the ocean in search of a cure, leaving his impressionable fiance in the hands of an adultress bent on tearing them apart.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,090 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/31/2012 - [Squidward, SpongeBob] - Complete
Not So Subtle Hints part 5 by Bob the Flying Monkey
The continuation of Not Any Ordinary Psycho's epic "Not So Subtle Hints". Mandy and Kaiba team up to defeat the evil authoress who is trying to destroy their worlds and everything anyone holds dear. Read the original story first, then this one.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Mokuba K., S. Kaiba, The Grim Reaper, Mandy - Complete
Daphne's Farting Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Daphne farts, Velma smarts. Shaggy craps, Fred traps. And Scooby Doo decides to act beyond his bland character stereotype. But that's not the point. The point is, this is just another typical Scooby Doo plot. With Daphne farting. Great summary, huh?
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Daphne
There are tomatoes at the market (and in my eyes) by anunymau5 reviews
Honestly I don't know why I wrote this and I do apologize. Id suggest you don't read it.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
Bakura Writes a Song by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
A song parody/fanfiction thingy in which Bakura remixes "What Makes You Beautiful" to tell Marik his true feelings. Based off LittleKuriboh's portrayal of Bakura and Marik. Updated: Now there are many songs! Further Update: Now there is Thiefshipping and Deathshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,860 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] - Complete
YGO Theme Songs by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
I'm writing theme songs for all of the YGO characters using song parodies suggested by the viewing audience. View this and suggest something. May contain mild sensual language.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Complete
Just Plain and Simple Tailors by DrinkReplenishment reviews
Garak is bored while the crew is away on a mission. A series of new arrivals makes his day more interesting than he could have imagined.
Crossover - StarTrek: Deep Space Nine & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - E. Garak, Rarity - Complete
Taming Insanity by Bob the Flying Monkey
With her husband out of the way, Bobbi can finally be with her real true love, Severus Snape. But as they begin to undo Voldemort's mess, they are obstructed by the trap he set for them. Alternate ending to "Excessive Misbehavior".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,766 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - [Severus S., OC] Voldemort - Complete
Harpoonshipping: The Second Honeymoon by ahbuggrit reviews
YGO:TAS fic about Mako Tsunami & the Ocean on their second honeymoon. Rated M i.e. no under 18s .
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Complete
THE EDGE of THE SONG by Damien Red reviews
"You want me to kiss you?" Squidward asks. It seems that the whole, "I need your help learning how to kiss" was a joke, something to screw up Squidwards performance. This event marks the beginning of their little love story /Squillward/ Shounen-ai
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Squidward, Squilliam
75 Things Squidward Hates About Squilliam by Tentacle Kisses reviews
Series of interconnected one-shots detailing the horrendously awkward bond between a certain cashier and a certain multibillionaire. Because in the end, the line between love and hate isn’t nearly as distinct as we’d care to believe. Squidill slash
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Squidward, Squilliam
Excessive Misbehavior by Bob the Flying Monkey reviews
The Lair, headquarters and home of the Death Eaters, just got a new member. She is the only single lady, and she is stirring up all kinds of trouble for ALL the boys. PreSeventhBook. SPOILERS! Rated T for suggestive content, but no descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,881 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - [Voldemort, OC] Severus S., Gregory G. - Complete
Yu-Ki-Oh! by Des reviews
FLUFF!! Yugi and Kaiba have a duel monsters-styled snowball fight and then break out into song. It's corny! Yay! My first YGO fic. Whoo! Read and Review!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2002
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Nights Are Never Cold Without You reviews
Even a hardened soldier like Ulfric Stormcloak needs some love, too. But will his faithful housecarl allow such frivolous diversions?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Galmar Stone-Fist, Ulfric Stormcloak, OC
My Immortal Bob reviews
Ebony dies, replaced by Bob. But Bob has a thing for pedo-philes. She finds love in Severus Snape (literally), and they dominate the entirety of Hogwarts as well as each other. Mpreg. Written for Bob the Flying Monkey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Severus S., OC] Harry P., Draco M.
I Don't Believe In Fairies reviews
Written for Bob the Flying Monkey. Smosh go on an adventure to battle the evils of their couch. Along the way, they meet an interesting couple of girls. Bob, you knew what you were getting into.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Smosh - Complete
A Walk To Remember reviews
Alone and downtrodden, Godzilla journeys to Middle Earth to find some reprieve from his dismal life. Arriving there, he meets Sauron, and together they begin to break the shells surrounding their cold hearts.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Sauron, Godzilla
Razorblade Romance reviews
One day while the Professor is waiting to be rescued by the Powerpuff Girls, he realizes he and a certain villain have more in common than they'd known. And although he is the happiest he's ever been, Professor Utonium can't help but doubt his forbidden relationship with Him. Slash.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Him, Professor Utonium - Complete
Not So Subtle Hints reviews
Mandy finds herself experiencing things she's never dealt with before. But when she discovers she has feelings for a man who is already taken, she decides to give him a taste of his own medicine...
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Mandy, Grim
Two Girls One Fanfic reviews
This is a montage of deleted sex-scenes from Stalemated by Bob the Flying Monkey. She rejected it, but I didn't want it to go to waste, so I'm posting it here for your enjoyment, you sick, sick perverts.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Forbidden
Things get heated aboard the Enterprise when an unexpected engagement is announced. Will this new union affect command of the ship? Employs Chekhov's Gun, among other things.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Published: 2/6/2013 - J. Picard, Vash - Complete
That Puppy in the Game Shop Window reviews
Stuck in the game shop on a rainy afternoon, Yugi and the gang bond over their mutual love of duel monsters. But things get tense when an unexpected love triangle arises within. And what's the deal with the Kaiba brothers suddenly getting friendly? Rated T for mild language and some violence.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba
A Light At the End reviews
Post 3rd movie. Batman and Catwoman move far away from Gotham, away from their troubles, from their pasts, from their pain. But Gotham isn't ready to give up their hero. Will Bruce be dragged back down to the abysses of his home?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
My Body, My Life, My All reviews
Amidst the chaos of fighting evil, Wolverine grows hungry for companionship, but isn't the best with words. But with Rogue, words aren't needed, and they soon develop a friendship that will grow into something much, much more. Rated T for sensual content.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Our Cup of Blood reviews
Claire finds Sylar out in the rain one night and makes him a proposition. But her daddy doesn't like her new interest in this man he calls a murderer. Claire must make the choice between the two men she loves most.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B. - Complete
Black or White reviews
Neo is given a choice, and he must decide before he can complete his mission, rescue his friends, and find the meaning of life. But he must team up with Mr. Smith in order to complete this adventure.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Neo, Smith, A. - Complete
Gregory House and the Search For the Plot
If this is your first time reading something by me, please read another one of my stories before you read this one. This one sucks, but I posted it anyway. It's a very stupid kind of funny. House wants to ride a roller coaster, but is stuck in a Moon Bounce. Yeah, I don't even care about faking it anymore.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Published: 6/12/2012 - G. House, R. Cuddy - Complete
A Question Of Parenthood reviews
There's a new baby on the way in Bikini Bottom, and everyone wants to know who the father is, including the mother. Can the gang reunite the family, or will past relationships get the better of them?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Squidward, Squilliam - Complete
The Eye of Invasion reviews
Misty and Brock must team up to rescue Ash from an unknown evil. But what awaits them deep in the bowels of the lair? With Ash's heart on the line, Misty must make an impossible choice.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi - Complete
Trolls in the Arena reviews
A duel for Katniss's heart ensues between two rivals while the rest of the tributes battle to live. Set during first book, in the arena.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Crash Landing Into Insanity reviews
The gang is back together, and things are crazier than ever. Will Annabeth and Percy's relationship suffer when an unexpected third wheel is added to the equation, or will "Always and Forever" actually last that long?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J., Thalia G. - Complete
Turbulence for the Titans reviews
Robin wakes up one morning to find everything out-of-place. Emotions are on a rampage, and love-smitten teens begin to over-step boundaries that are in place for a reason. Could this be the end of the world as we know it?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
When the Cat's Away reviews
Carly goes away for a while, leaving Freddie and Sam to work on thier relationship. But Spencer has other plans. Will Freddie's love for Sam run out?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Freddie B., Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Confusion in the Caribbean reviews
"My, my, Elizabeth Swan. You've done it again." When will her affairs end?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Graveyards and Moonlight reviews
Anakin has an important question for Padme, but will her fear of "ghosts" be the downfall of their relationship?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
A Stinky Situation reviews
A forbidden romance. A betrayal of best friends. And dancing to music no one can hear.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Troy B., Gabriella M., Chad D. - Complete
The Woes of Love and Blood reviews
With Edward struggling to stay off blood, Bella finds herself pining for someone who wouldn't be as much of a handful. Jasper/Jacob slash!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper - Complete
It's Tough To Be a god reviews
Zeus tries to steal Meg from his son Hercules. Hades must make a tough decision and take a side. Who is the lesser of the two weevils?
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Hercules, Meg - Complete
All That Glitters reviews
Selene falls prey to Lucian and his werewolves. Can Michael save her?
Underworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Selene, Michael C. - Complete
Falling in Love reviews
After a horrible broom accident, Hermione and Draco are brought together to attend to some broken bones. But it's the broken hearts they should be worrying about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete