"Lovino Vargas knew a lot about duty." His Grandfather's swollen empire puts all of his family in danger, the other gangs are massing, the police are on their tails and Lovino is given a bodyguard in one Antonio Carriedo. 1920s Mafia AU fic. Human Names. All characters play vital roles. Some pairings later on. M for lang/violence throughout.

There is a legend that a demon is haunting Notre-Dame, that you can hear him at night if you are unlucky enough. It's probably just a rumour to attract even more tourists, but..what if the legend is true? And what if, equally lonely but less noisy, someone else is in the same position on the other side of the city? Follow our German and Spanish tourists in a mysterious Paris...

AU-human. Every morning for the past four years, Arthur would make his way past the balcony of Francis Bonnefoy where a laidback Frenchman stood every morning to smoke. Every morning for the past four years, the said Frenchman would call down from his balcony a proposal. Every morning his proposal would be rejected but he hadn't give up hope just yet.

"I ran for my life. I had dared to love another man, and so I was to be killed. Once outside of the walls, it's a completely different world..." Berwald is an exile of Utopia, along with Lukas, Mathias and Emil. Tino, the newest exile, discovers a secret, and the people lost in time. What's the reason for his exile? Could two worlds be on the brink of war because of him?

Antonio walks into a small coffee joint, hoping for just some caffeine to take the edge off of late-night studying for midterms, and gets a whole lot more than he bargained for in the form of a snarky, foulmouthed, Italian barista.

In small little village Lovino and Feliciano lived safely. Their Grandfather guarded it from the beasts and demonic being that plagued the wilderness around it. When he dies and Lovino is forced by his brotherly duty to keep Feli safe what old companion will rip his world to shreds?

Matthew is a psychiatrist in a hospital psych ward. All day he deals with the insane, and he believes he's seen everything. When Gilbert- a man with an alternate personality who believes he's the king of the long-abolished Prussia- is forcibly admitted, he's proven wrong.

Nurse Lovino Vargas has to take care of brain damaged patient Antonio Carriedo, who seems to have a strange affection towards him. N-not that Lovino likes it! The Italian is determined to make the man recover, no matter what it takes. What will little Lovino get himself into with this patient? (Spain / Romano) Spamano, with side FrUk, PruCan, and GerIta.

Matthias travels the country as part of a troupe of wandering actors. Berwald has just received his commission as the Commander of the Watch in an unfamiliar town. When they witness a witch hunt, they decide to rescue the alleged witch without realizing they might have stumbled upon something stranger than anything either of them could have imagined.

AU. Romano and Feliciano Vargas have just lost their parents. Romano, who is 22, must care for his 6 year old little brother. Enter Antonio Carreido, the agent from Child Services who must record his progress, however, it's hard for the cheerful Spaniard to keep from falling in love with this little broken down family and with Romano.

At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)

Arthur Kirkland an Ancient, one of the first warlocks. As such he doesn't age. He keeps to himself, steering clear of humans and other magica alike, and for centuries he thought he was happy this way. That is until one day, during a stent in the American state of Texas, he encounters a young human who might just change his mind. Rated T to be safe, mild cursing and steam. ON HOLD.

Hogwarts Au. Punk!Gilbert is madly in love with Roderich, but the other shows no interest, and ends up asking out Gil's best friend! In order to retaliate, and keep his reputation, Gilbert decides he must date someone else & make Roderich jealous. But when he sets his sights on a sweet Canadian, nothing happens as it should. onesided!PruAus, Prucan, AusHun, USUK, SwissLiech, others

In a world where fascism reigns supreme,there exists something known as the Hitlist. Each rulers write down the name of an enemy of the state,and hitmen are tasked with removing them.When Feliciano and Lovino Vargas,grandsons of an influential Italian man end up on the Hitlist, it would seem that they had no chance. Until they befriend two of the hitmen sent after them that is...

Dean, Sam, Cas, and Gabe are all stuck in the bunker due to reasons unknown. In their boredom, a sexy contest emerges. Who is the true master of their domain? Last one to wank wins. (Seinfeld? Yes.) Destiel, Sabriel, and shameless smutty tease-o-rama.

Flavio finds out that Romano's sex life with Spain is dull as nails. So, being the caring and kind teacher he is, he decides to help out the two in the best way he can! Spamano, 2p!Spamano, 2p!Spain/Romano Spain/2p!Romano and just a lot of sex. Back in my day we called these lemons.

It is the Spanish Inquisition. No person of the Islamic or Jewish faith is safe in Barcelona. Not even the Vargas family. Especially the young Lovino Vargas. He can feel his world changing, sometimes for the worse, and sometimes for the better. He hopes that with the arrival of a new costumer at the Bakery, a spaniard named Antonio, things will change for the better. AU

Spain is forcefully pulled into a new, terrifying world, and it's up to Romano (along with a few other unnecessary nations) to save him. However, will he be able to help his ex-caretaker when the villain is...Romano himself? 2ptalia, because that's not a cliche, is it?

Matthew has social anxiety. Over the years, his condition had become so severe that it's nearly incapacitating. When he's on the brink of giving up and living a life of solitude, he meets a self-proclaimed Prussian DJ. Suddenly, life gets a lot more interesting and exciting. But the question remains: will the extroverted albino understand his anxieties?

England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.

After being apart from each other for months, Lovino and Antonio are ready to live their lovey-dovey lives with each other again! However, when they wake up one day and discover there are tiny little CHILDREN running around their House, things get a little... different. Rated M, because Spamano.

"It's okay, Iggy. I'm okay. I'm just going on a permanent vacation, so I need you to take care of my people." Depressed!Suicidal!America. Vietnam War fic.

Just a chance meeting, just a passing by in the hall late at night. It's so strange how something so simple can turn into so much more. Neither Gilbert or Matthew had played piano before that night, but this chance encounter was obviously meant to happen. PruCan.

"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"

New York City, 1940: Antonio is a recently arrived refugee from Spain, a scarred soldier with firm political convictions. For Lovino, everything is pointless and nothing ever lasts. The two of them live, love and dream desperately, as World War Two threatens to take it all away. -Spamano, three-shot-

Spain adores Romano, more than anything else. But how will his spiraling sanity affect the one he loves the most? Those who are bad must be punished, after all. Warning for dark themes and abuse.

Rich, bored and unhappy, Lovino Vargas is the heir to his grandfather's wine brand. Antonio is the restless young traveller prone to attacks of claustrophobia. For them, falling in love is a journey. Literally. Spamano, Human AU, multi-chapter. Rated for language and sexual themes. *Complete with an extra FrUK chapter at the end!*

Three nations. Two walls. One year, and one awful mistake to confront - "Anything," Prussia finally admits out loud. "I'd do ANYTHING to get us all out of this mess with our necks intact."

Alfred, like many other ten-year-olds, doesn't often think about the consequences of his actions. Matthew, his Shoulder Angel, finds managing him near impossible, especially when competing with Gilbert, his Shoulder Demon. But that's fine, because when Alfred runs away from home, the get some help, in the form of Arthur, the guilt-ridden "Hand of Heaven," and Francis, "Fist of Hell

He wasn't afraid of the dark-on the contrary, he got along well with the darkness. No, it was the nightmares that sprung when he closed his eyes.

Italy kisses Germany's battle scars one night.. and Germany returns the favour. (TW for self harm) sorry i suck at summaries

A series of one shots involving Canada and Prussia or, rather, Matthew Williams and Gilbert Beilschmidt.

Lovino is Catholic, but he's not entirely sure what he believes. Nevertheless, he and his brother Feliciano are forced to attend confirmation classes. When Lovino meets their group leader- bizarre, cheerful Antonio; one of the first people to treat Lovino like he matters- things get complicated. When they find this church is much darker than it appears, things get terrifying. Fast.

"You're a guy, Antonio, you should like this." In which a student tries to convince him that he doesn't owe anyone anything. [Warning: Mentions of rape, though it is not described explicitly.]

Lovino, jersey number nine, right winger. He was ready to pass the ball, ready to set up the win, but Antonio, opposite team, center fielder, was ready too. Someone thought, and someone didn't, and they crashed. Hard. A few months later, Lovino's on crutches, Antonio has scholarships, and they have to deal with the aftermath of what happened. —Spamano, two-shot.

Mutants are everywhere; some humans choose to hate them while others choose to accept them. Some mutants step out of the shadow and try to become greater, that is what creates a superhero. Energy, otherwise known as Gilbert Beilschmidt, stepped out of the shadow and now must suffer the consequences of such an action. No one he loves will be safe. PruCan.

AU, 1502. Fueled by revenge, Lovino Vargas hasn't failed an assassination job yet - but when a new Spanish captain comes to Rome, killing the unorthodox Antonio Carriedo might just be the death of him. Spamano.

Life is a strange thing, but every now and then something different happens… something, heavenly or hellish. It all depends on your point of view. One thing is for certain though; he won't leave until he grants Matthew his wish. Because the best wishes can't be granted by one's own power.

AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)

Alfred gawked at his schedule; there were 5 in his age group that were part of the study of the Epsilon research center. What would they be like? This was his last hope for normalcy in his life. Could he bear living here for the next 3 years and would he ever meet someone overlooked his condition? AU-Omegaverse, USUK, PruCan, Mpreg (2014 Editing original doc)

1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Sherlock attempts to matchmake Mycroft with Lestrade. Mycroft goes mental. Featuring a constantly swearing Lestrade, a Holmesian inability to remember a certain name, and that one song by Akon.

Feliciano and Matthew have found themselves captured, and sold as slaves to two German brothers. All they want is to get home, but obstacles, including their new masters, keep getting in their way. GerIta PruCan Rated M for chapter 4 and on. ABANDONED

Sequel to Hard Road. Sam and Dean work with Cas to find a way to reunite Gabriel's grace with a physical vessel while Sam learns more and more about the archangel. Bonds will be formed and Bonds will be tested.

"Come on, you need someone and so do I. We can work something out..." -and maybe it was the vodka speaking for the flushed and disheveled Finn, but Berwald just wasn't a good enough person to say no. SuFin, Gauken AU, M for smut and dark themes.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

AU Lukas' only goal in life was to take care of his younger brother, until he was diagnosed with an irregular heart rhythm. His originally peaceful stay in hospital was interrupted when the loud, cheerful Mathias was moved into the bed beside him and refused to leave him alone; yet as his health began to deteriorate, the Dane decided to fall in love with him. DenNor, SuFin.

Two young men living in a small Spanish style home in Spain. Both of them love each other but doesn't know...but what if one day, one confessed on accident? (Summary sucky but its a beautiful, love, sad one-shot)

Hello readers and watchers, new and old alike. This AU is written for Kohane-hime who has drawn a ton of art of it. Check it out her out on Tumblr under maplevogel. Sharkman Prussia/Gilbert x Lighthouse keeper Canada/Matthew for most of the chapters. Ex soldier America/Alfred x Naga(Snakeman) England/Arthur in later chapters. Human names used. Rated M just to be safe. COMPLETE

...And the punch line is for their ears only. / When Greg started yet another drugs bust, he expected the decomposing ears and infuriating detective, but not the war hero husband leaning against the kitchen counter. Johnlock AU.

Arthur and Francis are overjoyed when their shy son, Matthew, becomes fast friends with the new boy in his class. However, not everything is as it seems with Matthew's new friend. FACE family. FrUk.

A pathetic whore, like himself, getting injected with drugs in an alleyway doesn't sound like a lucky break, but he'd be surprised what miracle finds him. FrUK, RusAme, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan, minor USUK. Rated M for Language, Lemons, Torture, ect.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Lovino Vargas has been captured and taken hostage in a pirate raid led by Captain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and his band of Spanish buccaneers. Tensions grow high and hearts are tested when Lovino becomes Captain Carriedo's personal prisoner...

AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!

Prussia is becoming human, and he finds a little boy as he backpacks around Europe. What kind of father would he be, anyway? Originally for the KM; not explicit sexually, but does have eventual character death. Also eventual PruCan. - Question: Should I split this into chapters?

Dean calls Castiel his angel and Cas is very confused. After all, he doesn't call Dean 'his human'. Fluffy Destiel.

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Spinoff of the "Sea Foam" chapter in Hetalia Fairy Tales. Captain Carriedo of the pirate ship, Buscador Dorado, seeks a legendary treasure "that is worth gaining" with the help of the infamous wish-giver, Lovino. But what is the true treasure? Complete

Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.

Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

A/U: Lovino and Feliciano are in charge of their grandfather's church now that he is dead. However, what will happen when Lovino starts seeing an angel and devil? -Better than it sounds XD-

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Arthur is an angel who was kidnapped by a demon, now he needs to find away to get away from the French demon's clutches. One-Shot.

Lovino had given up hoping for someone who'd care about him. Antonio never expected to fall for the most tormented guy in town. But dark secrets and hidden dangers threatens their blooming relationship. Is it over before it even begun..? Spamano AU.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

What choice is better, which sin is worse, and why is there a Spanish man sitting outside his window? "Come here into my arms, 'the darkness over there is bitter'. You'll smile a little, 'the darkness over here is sweet'." Spain/Romano Vampire AU.

Gilbert Beilschmidt was just a regular guy from Germany who hated his job at the local hospital. That is, until he met the lonely little boy at the end of the second floor hallway. AU.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Clumsy, clueless detective Romano is on the trail of the infamous handsome and charming thief El Apasionado Caballero. But there's more to this, what seems like a simple game of cat and mouse, than meets the eye.

Germany realizes he has feelings for Italy...just in time to learn that Italy is still in love with someone else. Just who the hell is this Holy Roman Empire guy anyway? Germany's determined to learn more about the kid who stole Italy's heart...

In the streets of London, a murderer is caught and a story is told; one of cursed twins who weren't to be separated, ever.

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU

Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!

Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash

When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah

Prussia notices Canada... and more. Ficlet I churned out in a moment of PruxCan obsessiveness.

Alternate History AU. The American Rebellion has been crushed and the wayward son returned to his family, but Alfred just isn't acting like himself. Arthur's in denial and Matthew just wants to go home and nothing is the way it ought to be...

Globalization means that these days, when one nation feels the effects, they all do. Italy can't forget, Germany doesn't remember, and everyone else is just scrambling to get by. A Germany is HRE story.